Question for women, for future stories

[EmilyMiller]

shh, you'll make me blush again

But you’re so cute when you blush

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

But you’re so cute when you blush

Em

shh damnit I have a reputation to try to uphold here

 

[EmilyMiller]

My wife says her tits are the obvious choice because she loves attention to her boobs, but she also likes it on her ear lobes.

So, I know I went lower with feet. But I ruled out everything above my navel*. There is obviously a lot of stuff there.

If we are going broader. Neck and ears.

Em

* Actually I mentioned armpits, so I wasn’t totally consistent.

 

[EmilyMiller]

shh damnit I have a reputation to try to uphold here

Oh no you don’t

 

[AwkwardlySet]

But I ruled out everything above my navel*. There is obviously a lot of stuff there.

Did you just brag about the size of your breasts?!

 

[EmilyMiller]

Did you just brag about the size of your breasts?!

Does that seem likely, hun?

Em

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Does that seem likely, hun?

Em

Err, well... there are these things you can... attach, and...

 

[EmilyMiller]

Did you just brag about the size of your breasts?!

If you look up “flat chested” there’s a photo of me. Wait… no. No such photo of course. I meant… er… I… well…

Right I have to go look at my new rug for a bit.

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

Right I have to go look at my new rug for a bit.

Em

does it match the drapes?

[x] going straight to hell

 

[EmilyMiller]

does it match the drapes?

[x] going straight to hell

I made that joke with a friend earlier (and rather wished I hadn’t). I’d be a bit worried if my hair matched this:

https://images.ctfassets.net/9y4fi2gkk4ov/77GVbU43DKJ1Pro1TWCu9d/2feed0d648041b93f9718cae8727342a/Damali_Black___White_Premium_Rug_8x10.jpg?fm=jpg&w=1200&q=100

 

[onehitwanda]

I made that joke with a friend earlier (and rather wished I hadn’t). I’d be a bit worried if my hair matched this:

https://images.ctfassets.net/9y4fi2gkk4ov/77GVbU43DKJ1Pro1TWCu9d/2feed0d648041b93f9718cae8727342a/Damali_Black___White_Premium_Rug_8x10.jpg?fm=jpg&w=1200&q=100

why am I

a) not at all surprised and
b) looking for evidence of mathematical progression in the weave.

 

[AchtungNight]

If you look up “flat chested” there’s a photo of me. Wait… no. No such photo of course. I meant… er… I… well…

Right I have to go look at my new rug for a bit.

Em

Did you know that the antagonist in the film “The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas” was a male tv preacher who wore a wadded up sock in his underwear? Pathetic, I thought.

 

[EmilyMiller]

why am I

a) not at all surprised and
b) looking for evidence of mathematical progression in the weave.

They do a Mandalorian version, called “The Child” - let me find it.

Here you go. It might take a while to see it.

https://images.ctfassets.net/9y4fi2gkk4ov/3tTPMWVIfbJg3qRhunNcAm/73c5379a4069c011d36f6ce95f243ae0/The_Child_Black___Cream_Rug_8x10.jpg?fm=jpg&w=1200&q=100

 

[AwkwardlySet]

I made that joke with a friend earlier (and rather wished I hadn’t). I’d be a bit worried if my hair matched this:

https://images.ctfassets.net/9y4fi2gkk4ov/77GVbU43DKJ1Pro1TWCu9d/2feed0d648041b93f9718cae8727342a/Damali_Black___White_Premium_Rug_8x10.jpg?fm=jpg&w=1200&q=100

That rug looks like someone was playing "Hangman" on it...

 

[EmilyMiller]

I hope I get commission from Ruggable…

https://images.ctfassets.net/9y4fi2gkk4ov/2FdBt4yDpAzr4Itu1TeMSC/877302cf68b52487159e48dd6d9a83fb/Dark_Side_Damask_Charcoal_Rug_6x9.jpg?fm=jpg&w=1200&q=100

 

[EmilyMiller]

That rug looks like someone was playing "Hangman" on it...

Disrespect my new rug at your peril!

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

Disrespect my new rug at your peril!

Em

I'll disrespect your rug so thoroughly you will thank me for it.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I'll disrespect your rug so thoroughly you will thank me for it.

Well you can - it’s just @AwkwardlySet who can’t.

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

Well you can - it’s just @AwkwardlySet who can’t.

Em

Oh. Well, i'm happy with that condition.

ps is the safe word still clementine or did we change it? I somehow wasn't paying attention. my bad.

 

[MillieDynamite]

My taint 't'isn't for dudes. So, not sure the guy asking the original question gets what I'm saying or not. But you made me think about the taint.

For me it's the perineum. Just before things get really naughty.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Oh. Well, i'm happy with that condition.

ps is the safe word still clementine or did we change it? I somehow wasn't paying attention. my bad.

It’s now antidisestablishmentarianism, hun.

Em

 

[SimonDoom]

Great OP question. Thanks to those who replied. It's interesting.

My experience, from the guy's perspective: you've got to explore to figure out how each woman is different. Asking is good, too. I had one partner who loved extremely vigorous head scratching. Like, crazy vigorous, fingers digging into the skull. She'd purr like a cat. With another partner, later on, similar technique, I got, Ow! What are you doing?

 

[Codoc24]

So, I know I went lower with feet. But I ruled out everything above my navel*. There is obviously a lot of stuff there.

If we are going broader. Neck and ears.

Em

* Actually I mentioned armpits, so I wasn’t totally consistent.

As long as it is a body part that a lover can lick, kiss, bite, stroke, lick, kiss (oops repeating myself) then it's fair game.

 

[Codoc24]

Great OP question. Thanks to those who replied. It's interesting.

My experience, from the guy's perspective: you've got to explore to figure out how each woman is different. Asking is good, too. I had one partner who loved extremely vigorous head scratching. Like, crazy vigorous, fingers digging into the skull. She'd purr like a cat. With another partner, later on, similar technique, I got, Ow! What are you doing?

That's definitely a new one for me.

 

[Codoc24]

I am just amazed that this guy didn't get mocked as a creep...

What is this place and where did the real AH go?!

That did enter my mind that I might be getting into a hornet's nest before I posted but I decided to take a chance. LOL I'm just trying to improve as a writer and make my stories more believable and relatable. Also, the sex scenes can become a little repetitive so I wanted to see if there was some new stuff out there that I hadn't thought of and might be able to add to my future stories. And it's not like I have gone down on hundreds of women to give me a large experience database to draw from. I think I've gone down on maybe 10? My first marriage lasted 7 years, and my current one just hit its 26-year anniversary. So I know what to do with my current wife to curl her toes but not all women are the same. We're not swingers either, so she's been the only one during that time. So that's over 30 years between just 2 women and not much chance to see what other women want during oral sex. Anyway, thanks so much for not raking me over the coals for asking. And a BIG shout out to you women who gave all of us a little peek into what turns you on! I appreciate you taking the time and providing your insight.