question to catalina

[midwestyankee]

I'm writing him as a twenty-something man with envy issues. He wants to be the center of the universe, and is jealous of his baby and wife for upstaging him so he acts out in a variety of ways until she walks off with the kid.

You're going to have to pull out all the stops on this line, baby, because it's well-tilled ground.

The story is more about the wife after she divorces him and the unexpected friendship she makes with his second wife, who looks like a silicone/botox/bleached blond bimbo but has surprising depths.

Everyone lives happy ever after, even the guy. Just-- not with either woman.

Funny how these things come to one!

Indeed. Sometimes even a fart in a confessional can lead to a good story.

 

[Stella_Omega]

You're going to have to pull out all the stops on this line, baby, because it's well-tilled ground.

nah. I'm not trying to write a pulitzer winner here

Indeed. Sometimes even a fart in a confessional can lead to a good story.

That's pretty much the case, isn't it?

 

[chy_girl]

Hmmm. OK.

Catalina told me she likes to suck on horse cock. And she also told me that she gets off on rolling around in mud with piggies. And she also said she likes to stick peanut butter up her twat and let her dog lick it out.

I don't really care about the opinion you or anyone else on+here+hold+of+me.+None+of+you+know+who+the+hell+i+am+so+it+doesnt+really+matter+:+)+

Who are you talking to Stella? If me, then make sure I'm in a necro story. AWSOME ; )

Ohhhh... You aren't into pyronecropedobeastiphilia are you??? It sounds like you have quite a store of knowledge about that sort of thing and I would really hate to have misjudged you after such a good conversation on the other thread.

Either way, I do hope that you had a good day today. Everyone deserves to have a good day. Even if they are into pyronecropedobeastiphilia.

 

[bdsm_lover]

All this talk of 12 yr olds.

You sure you shouldn't be in the pedo forum?

me 12 yr old boy. come fuck my ass. you would love it im sure.

 

[bdsm_lover]

Ohhhh... You aren't into pyronecropedobeastiphilia are you??? It sounds like you have quite a store of knowledge about that sort of thing and I would really hate to have misjudged you after such a good conversation on the other thread.
Either way, I do hope that you had a good day today. Everyone deserves to have a good day. Even if they are into pyronecropedobeastiphilia.

pyronecropedobeastiphilia......
LMFAO! Good call ; )

 

[Noira]

Well, I would've thought you were a sadistic, hippophilic necrophiliac because you're just beating a dead horse!

 

[bdsm_lover]

Ok. You can all go back to your lives now and leave me alone.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Ok. You can all go back to your lives now and leave me alone.

ROFLMAO!

He just keeps on stepping back into the biker bar to tell the denizens to leave him alone.

Gotta remember that one.

 

[midwestyankee]

ROFLMAO!

He just keeps on stepping back into the biker bar to tell the denizens to leave him alone.

Gotta remember that one.

Maybe he's hoping for a free beer.

 

[graceanne]

you should stop. being mean to people of limited intelligence is not a nice thing.

It's like having a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

*yawns*

this forum is quite boring now.

i suppose it was entertaining for a while there.....

you're all sick fucks who get off on abusive sex because your lives are so insignificant and boring and need to keep your minds occupied or you would kill yourselves.

i know. ever fuck a dead body? would be right up your ally. should try it. way better than flogging the fuck outa your sub.

or you could fuck each other then when your at the point of no return you could slice each others throat. ahhh. such blissfull extacy.

but seriously. im wondering why i havnt been booted yet.

we start+to+die+the+minute+we+are+fucking+born.+no+one+is+better+than+anyone+else+when+we+all+end+up+in+the+exact+same+fucking+place....+6+feet+under+the+ground.+decomposing.+

tl;dr

*yawn*

 

[graceanne]

Ok. You can all go back to your lives now and leave me alone.

Oh, silly, silly ... troll. There is nothing as amusing as a troll and it was so kind of you to show up when we're all bored. Why would we leave you alone?

 

[DVS]

Ohhhh... You aren't into pyronecropedobeastiphilia are you??? It sounds like you have quite a store of knowledge about that sort of thing and I would really hate to have misjudged you after such a good conversation on the other thread.

Either way, I do hope that you had a good day today. Everyone deserves to have a good day. Even if they are into pyronecropedobeastiphilia.

Pyronecropedobeastiphilia? What the hell is that? Sex with a dead, underage animal that's on fire?

 

[JamieJ424]

Pyronecropedobeastiphilia? What the hell is that? Sex with a dead, underage animal that's on fire?

I'd like to read the minutes from one of their meetings. "Agenda item 1: Finding dead underage animals that aren't squished by cars or found in vintage clothing stores."

 

[chy_girl]

Pyronecropedobeastiphilia? What the hell is that? Sex with a dead, underage animal that's on fire?

Yes.

And I'm sure that, somewhere out there, there is a fetish for that.

 

[rekane]

I'd like to read the minutes from one of their meetings. "Agenda item 1: Finding dead underage animals that aren't squished by cars or found in vintage clothing stores."

Agenda item 2: "Taxidermy - friend or foe?" a power point presentation debating the merits of using mounted and stuffed animals for mounting and/or stuffing.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I know a woman who skinned her dead hamster, and made a bearskin rug out of it for her barbie...

 

[rekane]

I know a woman who skinned her dead hamster, and made a bearskin rug out of it for her barbie...

Fabulous!

My friend's dad would take them out to look for road kill so they could take the pelts to a taxidermist for money. Then they would use that money for McDonald's happy meals.
Ah, the circle of life.

 

[ImOnIt]

Ageda item 2: "Taxidermy - friend or foe?" a power point presentation debating the merits of using mounted and stuffed animals for mounting and/or stuffing.

10/10.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Fabulous!

My friend's dad would take them out to look for road kill so they could take the pelts to a taxidermist for money. Then they would use that money for McDonald's happy meals.
Ah, the circle of life.

Gets you misty-eyed just thinking about it...

 

[DVS]

Ageda item 2: "Taxidermy - friend or foe?" a power point presentation debating the merits of using mounted and stuffed animals for mounting and/or stuffing.

I can see the display now, in "Toys Are Us"...

Road Kill Buddies Great two dimensional furry friends for playtime fun.
Crusty the Bunny (the red fur wasn't original)
Slowpoke the Armadillo (need we explain?)
The cute "Madeit" twins, Almost and Nearly
Splat the toad (He's a transformer that doubles as a Frisbee)
Trax the lizard (it wasn't a Goodyear)
They don't take up much space in your toy box. No toy box? Just slide them under the bed.

 

[seela]

I think DVS has just won this thread.

 

[rekane]

I think DVS has just won this thread.

I absolutely agree.
Well played DVS!

 

[graceanne]

I know a woman who skinned her dead hamster, and made a bearskin rug out of it for her barbie...

Ew.

I can see the display now, in "Toys Are Us"...

Road Kill Buddies Great two dimensional furry friends for playtime fun.
Crusty the Bunny (the red fur wasn't original)
Slowpoke the Armadillo (need we explain?)
The cute "Madeit" twins, Almost and Nearly
Splat the toad (He's a transformer that doubles as a Frisbee)
Trax the lizard (it wasn't a Goodyear)
They don't take up much space in your toy box. No toy box? Just slide them under the bed.

LOL!!

 

[chy_girl]

ROFLMAO
Good lord, DVS! And to think gracie yelled at me about not posting spew allerts...

Nice to see you're still in fine form.

 

[bee91]

Hey, i'm new to lit, but i gotta say, loving this thread, you guys cheered me up