Question

[General Haveloc]

I was once in a bit of a pickle with my girlfriend.


you see, she wanted a giant penis, and i dont have one. my penis is like 4 inches when erect, im very ashamed. she used to be a porn star and would often take 14 inch cocks, but i dont seem to be able to satisfy her. she likes me for my good looks, smile and caring sense of humour. but because she is a devil in bed, i cant live up to her expectations.

its her birthday in a week, and im thinking of buying her a giant dildo, like about a metre long and 20cm wide. that way i can use both hands on it and ram it up her as hard as i can.

the question i am posing is...what colour should i get?

 

[Appleyard]

I was once in a bit of a pickle with my girlfriend.


you see, she wanted a giant penis, and i dont have one. my penis is like 4 inches when erect, im very ashamed. she used to be a porn star and would often take 14 inch cocks, but i dont seem to be able to satisfy her. she likes me for my good looks, smile and caring sense of humour. but because she is a devil in bed, i cant live up to her expectations.

its her birthday in a week, and im thinking of buying her a giant dildo, like about a metre long and 20cm wide. that way i can use both hands on it and ram it up her as hard as i can.

the question i am posing is...what colour should i get?

Wrong board mate.
Are you sure its not only your doodle which is small?

 

[General Haveloc]

Wrong board mate.
Are you sure its not only your doodle which is small?

well i do have kinda small muscles i spose, but its not through lack of effort.

i often do 4 kilo weights for a solid 10 minutes a night right after i eat chicken.