Questionable First Names

October46

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Can you name some first names that could hurt a child’s chance of going far in life?

Here are a few:
Adolph
Genghis
Osama
Judas

your turn!
 
Can you name some first names that could hurt a child’s chance of going far in life?

Here are a few:
Adolph
Genghis
Osama
Judas

your turn!

Anything distinctly "black" (I use quotes because nobody has been able to tell me what country, language or dialect Shaniqua comes from. I think someone spilled a box of Scrabble peices an somehow managed to pronounce what came out.)

Anything distinctly Hispanic
Anything distinctly Arabic

The first is more or less proven, the second and third are just assumed.
 
Not too many Cruellas or Maleficents (though Angelina might give that one a boost)
 
there are any number of names
that start a child
off into life
with at least one foot in the ditch...

it didn't hurt ima hogg though...

so
one supposes that to judge one by the ridiculous name bestowed upon them
denigrates the content of their character?

nonetheless,

"doomed by ones name" is not only interesting convo material...
it has been quantified and studied

so then...
here's to each legendary oranjello/lemonjello monikers out there
and best wishes for their preordained dubious outcomes...
 
Oscar
Bertha
Gertrude
Prunella

Nothing wrong with any of those names, except they sound old-fashioned.

Anything "foreign" sounding, such as Pierre, Nigel, Stanislaus, Mario, etc.
 
I wouldn't assume anything. We live in a time when seemingly absurd names are not only accepted but sought as though there is some prize for coming up with the most bazaar title for a child.

Granted, it's usually by parents who can afford to buy their child's acceptance and popularity, but the spin off that happens in the real world where kids actually have to grow up and live 'normal' lives with these ridiculous names - it's almost criminal.
 
Susan Atkins son was named Zezozose Zadfrack Glutz by Charles Manson. Apparently that's not a good name, because it was changed later..
 
Anything distinctly "black" (I use quotes because nobody has been able to tell me what country, language or dialect Shaniqua comes from. I think someone spilled a box of Scrabble peices an somehow managed to pronounce what came out.)

Anything distinctly Hispanic
Anything distinctly Arabic

The first is more or less proven, the second and third are just assumed.

I read a little blurb yesterday that talked about how the name "Sara" is permitted in Arabic-language countries, but "Sarah" is not (too Jewish).
 
I wouldn't assume anything. We live in a time when seemingly absurd names are not only accepted but sought as though there is some prize for coming up with the most bazaar title for a child.

Granted, it's usually by parents who can afford to buy their child's acceptance and popularity, but the spin off that happens in the real world where kids actually have to grow up and live 'normal' lives with these ridiculous names - it's almost criminal.

Sadly this is true.


lmao.
 
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Some one may correct me on this, but I believe France has/had an official list of approved names for children and a child could only be named from this list.
 
October Forty-six /thread
SkAoUt

I assume this is a first name, he PM'd me and said he was not a troll, yet he explained he had viewed all my threads, DUH, what an idiot! He doesn't like my fantasy's, so I apologized for this and noticed his spelling was not the greatest, a definite troll give away.
 
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