"Questions & Answeres"-Thread

[4est_4est_Gump]

Can you help me find a story?

It takes place somewhere war, because they are in the backyard, it involves a mom, her son, a third-cousin and a turtle.

I had a link to it once, but now the link is bad, like the turtle...

 

[RobDownSouth]

How does Laurel's brain keep from turning to mush?

Thankfully for Laurel, she never gets tired of pizza delivery man seduction stories.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I'm sure Laurel depends on strong stimulants (all legal, of course) and other brain enhancers. I envisage her lying naked in a pool of warm jelly with electrodes attached to her head. The texts stream through; her multi-faceted mind strokes and snips and shoves the submissions into either the APPROVED or REJECTED drains. Then, another dose of thick Thai oliang coffee infused with gingko biloba for mental clarity, and on to the next submission stream. It's an endless process. All hail Laurel!

Laurel?