Questions for men.

[Bindii]

Personally I think that women would have better answers to some of these questions.

Why do men tend to drive with one hand on the steering wheel?
Why do men want to solve a woman's problem, rather than just listening to it?
Why do men tend to tease and haze each other more than women? Why all the rituals involved in male bonding?
Why do men refuse to buy new underwear and wear the old ones until they are threadbare?
Why are men so repelled by the sight of women's lingerie and hose drying over the shower?
If men are so visually oriented, why do they seem not to notice changes in the appearance (e.g., hair, makeup) of their significant others?
Why do male athletes, otherwise often fearful about considered being gay, pat each other on the butt all the time?
Why do men like to switch TV and radio stations more than women?
Why is a hoarse/husky voice in a woman (think Kathleen Turner or Demi Moore, for example) considered sexy when it resembles a male voice?
Why do men tend to be fascinated with dinosaurs?
Why do men "in the wild" tend to urinate against objects rather than in wide open spaces?
Why do men hate to ask for directions when lost?
Why do so many bald men wear mustaches and beards?
Why do men read in the bathroom so much more than women?
Why do men seem to collect things more? To be more obsessed with hobbies?
Why do men stretch their arms over the backs of seats (in cars, theaters, etc.) even when there is no romantic movie?
Why don't men like dinner parties?
Why are men so repelled when women use their razors?
What do men hope to accomplish by staring at women? Has anyone ever actually picked up a woman by doing this?
Why can't men find things around the house (especially things they misplaced)?

 

[The Squid King]

Personally I think that women would have better answers to some of these questions.

Why do men tend to drive with one hand on the steering wheel?

Because, you need the other one for the stick.

Why do men want to solve a woman's problem, rather than just listening to it?

Men are builders and women are planners.

Why do men tend to tease and haze each other more than women?

To establish a pecking order.

Why all the rituals involved in male bonding?

What rituals? You'll have to elaborate.

Why do men refuse to buy new underwear and wear the old ones until they are threadbare?

Because, you have to break in new underwear, and who want to deal with the discomfort?

Why are men so repelled by the sight of women's lingerie and hose drying over the shower?

Because, girls are icky.

If men are so visually oriented, why do they seem not to notice changes in the appearance (e.g., hair, makeup) of their significant others?

Because we are not looking at those places, but pierce you nipple, shave your kitty, or get a tattoo on your ass and see if he notices.

Why do male athletes, otherwise often fearful about considered being gay, pat each other on the butt all the time?

Girls will never understand the brotherhood involved when playing on the same team.

Why do men like to switch TV and radio stations more than women?

Because something better might be on.

Why is a hoarse/husky voice in a woman (think Kathleen Turner or Demi Moore, for example) considered sexy when it resembles a male voice?

I don't know, I like feminine sounding women.

Why do men tend to be fascinated with dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs are big, loud and they eat a lot, sound familiar?

Why do men "in the wild" tend to urinate against objects rather than in wide open spaces?

As to not step in it.

Why do men hate to ask for directions when lost?

Because in a hunter/gatherer sense: there is no one to ask.

Why do so many bald men wear mustaches and beards?

To gain there strength back from the loss of hair.

Why do men read in the bathroom so much more than women?

I don't like to rush my business and since I have the time, why not?

Why do men seem to collect things more? To be more obsessed with hobbies?

I don't know but women are into "crafts" pretty heavily so I wouldn't point any fingers.

Why do men stretch their arms over the backs of seats (in cars, theaters, etc.) even when there is no romantic movie?

Practice makes perfect.

Why don't men like dinner parties?

Hey, I like dinner parties. But I think it is because their SO makes up the guest list.

Why are men so repelled when women use their razors?

Hey I use that on my face, where are you putting it?

What do men hope to accomplish by staring at women?

To finish undressing them in their mind.

Has anyone ever actually picked up a woman by doing this?

Yes.

Why can't men find things around the house (especially things they misplaced)?

Because we never put stuff in the same place twice.

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[phrodeau]

Personally I think that women would have better answers to some of these questions.

Why do men tend to drive with one hand on the steering wheel?
Manual transmission.
Why do men want to solve a woman's problem, rather than just listening to it?
Sounds like you have a problem there. I'll just listen, then.
Why do men tend to tease and haze each other more than women? Why all the rituals involved in male bonding?
Because we're not trying to screw each other.
Why do men refuse to buy new underwear and wear the old ones until they are threadbare?
Because they're broken in. We also see through the illogic of wearing clean underwear in case of an accident. If you're in a serious accident, your underwear will not remain clean.
Why are men so repelled by the sight of women's lingerie and hose drying over the shower?
Don't know. Maybe they prefer it dirty?
If men are so visually oriented, why do they seem not to notice changes in the appearance (e.g., hair, makeup) of their significant others?
We need change, and grow to expect it. When changes don't happen, we start looking elsewhere.
Why do male athletes, otherwise often fearful about considered being gay, pat each other on the butt all the time?
To show that male butts are not considered as sex objects.
Why do men like to switch TV and radio stations more than women?
The change thing again.
Why is a hoarse/husky voice in a woman (think Kathleen Turner or Demi Moore, for example) considered sexy when it resembles a male voice?
Again, it's the variety.
Why do men tend to be fascinated with dinosaurs?
Kindred spirits.
Why do men "in the wild" tend to urinate against objects rather than in wide open spaces?
Privacy. And something to look at.
Why do men hate to ask for directions when lost?
We want to be able to trust our instincts, even when they are unreliable.
Why do so many bald men wear mustaches and beards?
It's an attractant. Grow it where you can.
Why do men read in the bathroom so much more than women?
Boredom.
Why do men seem to collect things more? To be more obsessed with hobbies?
Acquisitive by nature.
Why do men stretch their arms over the backs of seats (in cars, theaters, etc.) even when there is no romantic movie?
Possessive by nature.
Why don't men like dinner parties?
Because all the other guys are wearing the same outfit.
Why are men so repelled when women use their razors?
We use it on our face and lips. Women use it on their armpits and crotches.
What do men hope to accomplish by staring at women? Has anyone ever actually picked up a woman by doing this?
It works. Don't knock it.
Why can't men find things around the house (especially things they misplaced)?
Lack of experience.

 

[Bindii]

Why do men tend to drive with one hand on the steering wheel?

Because, you need the other one for the stick.

Which stick?

 

[Sillyman]

Why do men tend to drive with one hand on the steering wheel?
Because it looks cool.

Why do men want to solve a woman's problem, rather than just listening to it? I prefer to just listen, but just listening can feel like wallowing in the problem rather than actually fixing whats causing you pain to begin with.

Why do men tend to tease and haze each other more than women? Why all the rituals involved in male bonding?
It helps us be friendly to each other while still maintaining our ability to safegaurd our territory and mate.

Why do men refuse to buy new underwear and wear the old ones until they are threadbare? They are cheap and don't think of things like that. I constantly throw out underwear.

Why are men so repelled by the sight of women's lingerie and hose drying over the shower? I've never been repelled by that, so I have no idea what you are talking about there.

If men are so visually oriented, why do they seem not to notice changes in the appearance (e.g., hair, makeup) of their significant others? Because being "visually oriented" is not the same as being "detail oriented".

Why do male athletes, otherwise often fearful about considered being gay, pat each other on the butt all the time? Oddly, as a homage to the fact they aren't gay so they can pat each other on the butt without it meaning anything.

Why do men like to switch TV and radio stations more than women? We like to know what our options are, and we've been trained to keep looking for something better.

Why is a hoarse/husky voice in a woman (think Kathleen Turner or Demi Moore, for example) considered sexy when it resembles a male voice? It does not resemble a male voice. Demi Moore sounds nothing like Hank the Construction worker. A husky voice often indicates a breatheless or low tone, indicating a woman who is breathing hard and wants to share something private.

Why do men tend to be fascinated with dinosaurs? It's a larger obsession with power. It's the same thing that draws us to cars, sports, rock stars, and in some cases, politics.

Why do men "in the wild" tend to urinate against objects rather than in wide open spaces? Because the penis is a vulnerable area and we wish to avoid exposing it whenever possible.

Why do men hate to ask for directions when lost? It's an affront to our ego and sometimes, because we aren't lost, just not 100% sure where we are going.

Why do so many bald men wear mustaches and beards? Because it looks good and it shows off the hair they do have.

Why do men read in the bathroom so much more than women? Men's digestive system breaks down much faster than women, as do all our systems. Thus, shitting takes longer.

Why do men seem to collect things more? To be more obsessed with hobbies? I haven't noticed a differential there. Men's hobbies may be different, but plenty of women I know do colllect things, and often they are things that don't even do anything.

Why do men stretch their arms over the backs of seats (in cars, theaters, etc.) even when there is no romantic movie? To be close to you and to stretch out.

Why don't men like dinner parties? Because it's a social obligation.

Why are men so repelled when women use their razors? Because it makes a woman seem more mannish.

What do men hope to accomplish by staring at women? Has anyone ever actually picked up a woman by doing this? No, for the most part, it's because they actually aren't thinking about it. Sometimes they don't even know they are doing it.

Why can't men find things around the house (especially things they misplaced)? Poor spatial locational skills in general.

 

[The Squid King]

Which stick?

That depends.

On whether you have an automatic or not.

 

[Guru]

 

[alvin462]

why

Thats a lot of questions ! I don't have a lot of answers .

 

[Bindii]

Re: why

Thats a lot of questions ! I don't have a lot of answers .

Then why not answer the ones thatyou want to - you don't have to answer all of them.

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

Whew! too many questions.
this aussies attention span is not long enough to stay focused on all these... what was the question?

going out to kick the footy, and stare at women driving by. You never know...

 

[Rhys]

Why do men tend to drive with one hand on the steering wheel?
Its comfortable. Leaves one hand free to change the cd.

Why do men want to solve a woman's problem, rather than just listening to it?
Well, that's why you are asking right? You need a solution.

Why do men tend to tease and haze each other more than women? Why all the rituals involved in male bonding?
I only tease people I like. I don't differentiate sex here so...I'll drink beer with just about anyone.

Why do men refuse to buy new underwear and wear the old ones until they are threadbare?
again its a comfort thing. The more broken in, the less riding up and cutting off circulation to something vital.

Why are men so repelled by the sight of women's lingerie and hose drying over the shower?
This has never bothered me. I like the lacy bits...

If men are so visually oriented, why do they seem not to notice changes in the appearance (e.g., hair, makeup) of their significant others?
Depends on whether the change is minute or not. Haircolor change I'll notice. Makeup is a bit too subtle for me.

Why do male athletes, otherwise often fearful about considered being gay, pat each other on the butt all the time?
Because they are gay.

Why do men like to switch TV and radio stations more than women?
Short attention span. Hell, something better might be on and I could be missing it...

Why is a hoarse/husky voice in a woman (think Kathleen Turner or Demi Moore, for example) considered sexy when it resembles a male voice?
Lower voices carry better than higher ones. The sound just goes straight to the crotch.

Why do men tend to be fascinated with dinosaurs?
The only dinosaur I am fascinated with would be T.Rex...and thats a band not a reptile.

Why do men "in the wild" tend to urinate against objects rather than in wide open spaces?
Its a novelty to be able to write your name. Its endlessly fascinating actually.

Why do men hate to ask for directions when lost?
I never get lost. I am at the corner of walk and don't walk.

Why do so many bald men wear mustaches and beards?
If you have got it, flaunt it.

Why do men read in the bathroom so much more than women?
Time management skill developed in college.


Why do men seem to collect things more? To be more obsessed with hobbies?
Women: Beanie Babies and Precious Moments figurines. Enough said.

Why do men stretch their arms over the backs of seats (in cars, theaters, etc.) even when there is no romantic movie?
I have a long body, and those fucking seats are small. You try cramming 6'2 into one of those tiny seats and you will want to wiggle around too.


Why don't men like dinner parties?
Its a boring exercise in polite visciousness.

Why are men so repelled when women use their razors?
Dulls the blade and makes it harder to use.

What do men hope to accomplish by staring at women? Has anyone ever actually picked up a woman by doing this?
Was I staring? I was actually thinking about what I was going to have for dinner. Or maybe who if she was cute.

Why can't men find things around the house (especially things they misplaced)?
Because mum always knew where everything was and put it back.

 

[teddybear4play]

Personally I think that women would have better answers to some of these questions.

Why do men tend to drive with one hand on the steering wheel?
I drive a small car (not by choice), and in order to put two hands on the wheel, I need to hunch my shoulders over. So I just go with one. Hell, a lot of guys I know steer with their knees, so it could be worse.

Why do men want to solve a woman's problem, rather than just listening to it?
Because men by nature are practical creatures. If you have a problem, fix it. Talking about it only does so much.

Why do men tend to tease and haze each other more than women? Why all the rituals involved in male bonding?
Men are all about proving themselves in some way. A group of men will all have one defining characteristic of some sort, and they use that to incorporate new people, bond with current members, and exclude everyone else.

Why do men refuse to buy new underwear and wear the old ones until they are threadbare?
Because nobody sees them except you. Is it really that big a fuckin' deal?

Why are men so repelled by the sight of women's lingerie and hose drying over the shower?
I'm not.

If men are so visually oriented, why do they seem not to notice changes in the appearance (e.g., hair, makeup) of their significant others?
Because we really don't care. Short of shaving your head, we think your hair looks great however. Also, superficial changes don't change who you are. We're far more apt to notice changes in behavior. But we being the dunderheads we are, mostly chalk it up to "that time of the month."

Why do male athletes, otherwise often fearful about considered being gay, pat each other on the butt all the time?
Just a pat, not a squeeze. It combines the "I love ya" of an arm around the shoulder with the "Get your ass in there and kick butt" of pushing them.

Why do men like to switch TV and radio stations more than women?
Because it can easily be switched back. We don't need a few minutes to watch something to know it's boring; we can move to something else, then come back if there happens to be any shit blowing up or naked women.

Why is a hoarse/husky voice in a woman (think Kathleen Turner or Demi Moore, for example) considered sexy when it resembles a male voice?
I don't think it sounds male. There's a difference between a male hoarse voice and a female hoarse voice. Plus, it's different. Different turns us on.

Why do men tend to be fascinated with dinosaurs?
Because they roamed the world and kicked ass for a few million years.

Why do men "in the wild" tend to urinate against objects rather than in wide open spaces?
So other men don't step in puddles when they go. Duhhh.

Why do men hate to ask for directions when lost?
Because we don't want to admit when we don't know something. We'd rather bullshit our way through it, that way, if by some miracle we pull it off, we feel especially cool.

Why do so many bald men wear mustaches and beards?
A man's hair is one of those primitive attractions for women. So growing it on the face is something we do to try to show that we still can grow manly fuzz. (Combovers I'll never understand.)

Why do men read in the bathroom so much more than women?
It's quiet.

Why do men seem to collect things more? To be more obsessed with hobbies?
To impress our buddies. Also, we like fixing things and fucking with things. Part of our wiring.

Why do men stretch their arms over the backs of seats (in cars, theaters, etc.) even when there is no romantic movie?
Men are more relaxed when they're spread out. It's our way of saying, "This is my space." You'll rarely see a man relax by curling up in a fetal position.

Why don't men like dinner parties?
They're boring as fuck. Unless we can discuss things we like.

Why are men so repelled when women use their razors?
We shave every day or pretty close. If you let your legs go without shaving for a week and then use our razor to take care of it, you'll butcher the shit out of it.

What do men hope to accomplish by staring at women? Has anyone ever actually picked up a woman by doing this?
Obviously so, or we'd quit doing it.

Why can't men find things around the house (especially things they misplaced)?
We have other things that occupy our mind. Like you. (Ha ha ha, you believe that? *snicker*)


TB4p

 

[michaelmt1]

Why do men tend to drive with one hand on the steering wheel?

Because we can

Why do men want to solve a woman's problem, rather than just listening to it?

Men are more logical than women, if a problem can me solved in two minutes why chat about it for ten

Why do men tend to tease and haze each other more than women?

Because we dont cry at some nice name calling Like "Fatty" "Stinky"

Why all the rituals involved in male bonding?

Got me in this one

Why do men refuse to buy new underwear and wear the old ones until they are threadbare?

New undies are scratchy and thewy dont cup your ball properly

Why are men so repelled by the sight of women's lingerie and hose drying over the shower?

Because it forces us to throw our towels on the floor when we would really prefer to hang them up

If men are so visually oriented, why do they seem not to notice changes in the appearance (e.g., hair, makeup) of their significant others?

Whats that you say....When are you going to change your AV......Ummmm wait on a sec.....nah forget it..

Why do male athletes, otherwise often fearful about considered being gay, pat each other on the butt all the time?

Because they are all gay

Why do men like to switch TV and radio stations more than women?

because some one should be able to watch 4 sports events at the one time



Why is a hoarse/husky voice in a woman (think Kathleen Turner or Demi Moore, for example) considered sexy when it resembles a male voice?

I diagree with the statement

Why do men tend to be fascinated with dinosaurs?

so we can see where they went wrong and hopefully avoid exinstion

Why do men "in the wild" tend to urinate against objects rather than in wide open spaces?

Cuts down the chance of a wild animal biting off our willies

Why do men hate to ask for directions when lost?

Just because we choose the more scenic route does not mean we are lost

Why do so many bald men wear mustaches and beards?

So women will think they have big dicks

Why do men read in the bathroom so much more than women?

Because we dont take our mates in there to chat with us

Why do men seem to collect things more? To be more obsessed with hobbies?

NFI

Why do men stretch their arms over the backs of seats (in cars, theaters, etc.) even when there is no romantic movie?

Normally the objective was to grope a bit of tit

Why don't men like dinner parties?

Because we have to pretend to be interested in the other people there when friday nite football is on


Why are men so repelled when women use their razors?

Your hairs clog uu our shavers

What do men hope to accomplish by staring at women? Has anyone ever actually picked up a woman by doing this?

NFI

Why can't men find things around the house (especially things they misplaced


We have not misp[laced them you have moved them from thier perfectly logical place on the floor!!!


Mike

 

[sch00lteacher]

Personally I think that women would have better answers to some of these questions.

Why do men tend to drive with one hand on the steering wheel?

Be cause we have a beer in the other hand.

Why do men want to solve a woman's problem, rather than just listening to it?

Have you ever seen a man able to rest when something is broken? We have to get the duct tape and fix everything, or we can't rest.

Why do men tend to tease and haze each other more than
women?

We aren't playing, it is serious shit. We judge other men by how they react. If you can't take a little teasing, then you ain't shit.

Why all the rituals involved in male bonding?

And women say we are shallow...

Why do men refuse to buy new underwear and wear the old ones until they are threadbare?

Old underwear fits, new underwear doesn't. Even when the tag says they are the same size.

Why are men so repelled by the sight of women's lingerie and hose drying over the shower?

It isn't the sight, it is the fact that we don't like it when it touches us. When we stumle in for a piss we always manage to brush against it, wet nylon sucks.

If men are so visually oriented, why do they seem not to notice changes in the appearance (e.g., hair, makeup) of their significant others?

We notice it, and it usually looks stupid. So we don't say anything. If we have known you and loved you for five, ten years, etc., with long hair, or red lipstick, we don't want you to change. You look different, we are visual, and you changed the game on us.

Why do male athletes, otherwise often fearful about considered being gay, pat each other on the butt all the time?

If you can kick another guys ass, like you just did, you can also pat it. When we pick your bleeding body up off the ground, which we just put there, we pat you on the ass, it means get the fuck back on your side or I will do it again. That ain't gay.

Why do men like to switch TV and radio stations more than women?

Our brain is bigger and we need more stimulation.

Why is a hoarse/husky voice in a woman (think Kathleen Turner or Demi Moore, for example) considered sexy when it resembles a male voice?

Have you seen the tits on those ladies! Voice? What voice?

Why do men tend to be fascinated with dinosaurs?

Because they can kill us and eat us.

Why do men "in the wild" tend to urinate against objects rather than in wide open spaces?

Marking our territory baby.

Why do men hate to ask for directions when lost?

Why do women always assume we are lost? We are sight seeing checking shit out.

Why do so many bald men wear mustaches and beards?

Testosterone.

Why do men read in the bathroom so much more than women?

This goes back to that bigger brain. We need more stimulation than women.

Why do men seem to collect things more? To be more obsessed with hobbies?

You still haven't caught on to this bigger brain thing have you.

Why do men stretch their arms over the backs of seats (in cars, theaters, etc.) even when there is no romantic movie?

We like to hold on to our shit. In case another man might try to steal it.

Why don't men like dinner parties?

We like to eat. Not pretend to eat. There isn't any damned food at dinner parties. A little slice of chicken, two green beans... We want more!

Why are men so repelled when women use their razors?

Have you ever dragged a jagged razor across your face early in the morning when you are half asleep? It f-ing hurts.

What do men hope to accomplish by staring at women? Has anyone ever actually picked up a woman by doing this?

Usually when we are staring at a woman she has something wrong with her. We are not trying to pick her up. She might be ugly as sin, have green shit in her teeth, that kind of thing.

Why can't men find things around the house (especially things they misplaced)?

Because women move our shit around when we ain't looking.

 

[michaelmt1]

schoolteacher

ROTFLMAO





Mike

 

[Jedi_Outcast]

Why do men tend to drive with one hand on the steering wheel?
we are used to controlling things with one hand

Why do men want to solve a woman's problem, rather than just listening to it?
our brains are wired for problem solving

Why do men tend to tease and haze each other more than women?
mutual abuse is a way of saying I like you but I don't LIKE you

Why all the rituals involved in male bonding?
not aware of any rituals, except for the shorn scrotum, which I hear is quite breathtaking

Why do men refuse to buy new underwear and wear the old ones until they are threadbare?
mommy buys it for us

Why are men so repelled by the sight of women's lingerie and hose drying over the shower?
don't know, never seen it hanging

If men are so visually oriented, why do they seem not to notice changes in the appearance (e.g., hair, makeup) of their significant others?
If you are in the room we are interested, but subtle changes get by us

Why do male athletes, otherwise often fearful about considered being gay, pat each other on the butt all the time?
foreplay

Why do men like to switch TV and radio stations more than women?
I hate commercials

Why is a hoarse/husky voice in a woman (think Kathleen Turner or Demi Moore, for example) considered sexy when it resembles a male voice?
don't know demi doesn't do a lot for me

Why do men tend to be fascinated with dinosaurs?
steven speilberg made them look so cool

Why do men "in the wild" tend to urinate against objects rather than in wide open spaces?
haven't done that since the electric fence incident

Why do men hate to ask for directions when lost?
don't want to look stupid

Why do so many bald men wear mustaches and beards?
the spend so much time shaving thier heads, no time for the face

Why do men read in the bathroom so much more than women?
5 minutes to find the right image in this month's playboy, 10 minutes to, well. . . you know

Why do men seem to collect things more? To be more obsessed with hobbies?
men collect useful stuff: baseball cards, comic books. Women collect knick knacks.

Why do men stretch their arms over the backs of seats (in cars, theaters, etc.) even when there is no romantic movie?
we are allways, ALLWAYS trying to get some

Why don't men like dinner parties?
too formal, have a BBQ.

Why are men so repelled when women use their razors?
when you use razors on your legs and pits, that's fine. If you use it on your face, yuck

What do men hope to accomplish by staring at women?
We like to look

Has anyone ever actually picked up a woman by doing this?
don't know, most of the guys I know that look are married

Why can't men find things around the house (especially things they misplaced)?
we would lose Captain Winky if it wasn't attached

 

[cymbidia]

My favorites:

Why do men refuse to buy new underwear and wear the old ones until they are threadbare?

Survey says: Comfort all the way, baby.

Because, you have to break in new underwear, and who want to deal with the discomfort?
Because they're broken in. We also see through the illogic of wearing clean underwear in case of an accident. If you're in a serious accident, your underwear will not remain clean.
They are cheap and don't think of things like that. I constantly throw out underwear.
Again its a comfort thing. The more broken in, the less riding up and cutting off circulation to something vital.
Because nobody sees them except you. Is it really that big a fuckin' deal?
New undies are scratchy and thewy dont cup your ball properly
Old underwear fits, new underwear doesn't. Even when the tag says they are the same size.
mommy buys it for us


Why do male athletes, otherwise often fearful about considered being gay, pat each other on the butt all the time?

Survey says: Look, just back off about butt-patting, okay? We just do it. It doesn’t mean shit and we’re gonna keep doing it, too. Stop asking us about it.

Girls will never understand the brotherhood involved when playing on the same team.
To show that male butts are not considered as sex objects.
Oddly, as a homage to the fact they aren't gay so they can pat each other on the butt without it meaning anything.
Because they are gay.
Just a pat, not a squeeze. It combines the "I love ya" of an arm around the shoulder with the "Get your ass in there and kick butt" of pushing them.
Because they are all gay
If you can kick another guys ass, like you just did, you can also pat it. When we pick your bleeding body up off the ground, which we just put there, we pat you on the ass, it means get the fuck back on your side or I will do it again. That ain't gay.
foreplay


Why do men "in the wild" tend to urinate against objects rather than in wide open spaces?

Survey says: Don't make me talk about my dick in public, by god! I'll mumble something inane! I swear i will!

As to not step in it.
Privacy. And something to look at.
Because the penis is a vulnerable area and we wish to avoid exposing it whenever possible.
Its a novelty to be able to write your name. Its endlessly fascinating actually.
So other men don't step in puddles when they go. [Duhhh.
Cuts down the chance of a wild animal biting off our willies
Marking our territory baby.
haven't done that since the electric fence incident



Why don't men like dinner parties?

Survey says: Boring.

Hey, I like dinner parties. But I think it is because their SO makes up the guest list.
Because all the other guys are wearing the same outfit.
Because it's a social obligation.
Its a boring exercise in polite visciousness.
They're boring as fuck. Unless we can discuss things we like.
Because we have to pretend to be interested in the other people there when friday nite football is on
We like to eat. Not pretend to eat. There isn't any damned food at dinner parties. A little slice of chicken, two green beans... We want more!
too formal, have a BBQ.


Why are men so repelled when women use their razors?

Survey says: Keep your hands off my damn razor. No, I don’t have to have to have a good reason. It’s mine. Isn’t that a good enough reason?

Hey I use that on my face, where are you putting it?
We use it on our face and lips. Women use it on their armpits and crotches.
Because it makes a woman seem more mannish.
Dulls the blade and makes it harder to use.
We shave every day or pretty close. If you let your legs go without shaving for a week and then use our razor to take care of it, you'll butcher the shit out of it.
Your hairs clog uu our shavers
Have you ever dragged a jagged razor across your face early in the morning when you are half asleep? It f-ing hurts.
when you use razors on your legs and pits, that's fine. If you use it on your face, yuck

 

[fanzee1]

well, you stepped in it now. Real, honest answers to these questions coming up, like it or not. Ready? Here we go...

Personally I think that women would have better answers to some of these questions.

really? give it a shot. Then allow me to give my theories relating to menstrual cycles, horses and and the color purple.


Why do men tend to drive with one hand on the steering wheel?

because we have upper body strength to do so comfortably. and, as someone else pointed out, if you learn on a manual transmission, the other hand gets used to being on the stick.

Why do men want to solve a woman's problem, rather than just listening to it?

Because men are more linear thinkers. We think, she has a problem, let me try to help her solve it. Rather than just listen and commiserate. It's an a-to-b thought process. Women rarely operate this way, it seems. It's one of those differences that make us need each other.


Why do men tend to tease and haze each other more than women?

men tease and sometimes haze to put pressure on each other to stand up for himself and be his own man. In a primitive sense, it's a way of making each other "toughen up. I actually think women actually haze more than men. they just are more subtle than giving the new girl a wedgie. They'll just all get quiet when she sits down to eat lunch w/them or something.


Why all the rituals involved in male bonding? Because human beings follow ritual for comfort when developing relationships/friendships. Not just men. All human beings. Women have all sorts of "rituals" involved in getting to know each other and establishing friendship. And if someone knew isn't willing to play by those rules, she better be prepared to spend a lot of time on her own. I've always hated that term "male bonding." Call it what it is, it's guys developing friendships w/each other. What, that idea is so odd we need to give it some term that makes it sound like something you hear watching two wild animals on national geographic?


Why do men refuse to buy new underwear and wear the old ones until they are threadbare? I buy new underwear but i also keep the old ones. Old, broken-in underwear are more comfortable, unless the elastic is shot. that's just a fact. You must remember, we have very sensitive, easily chafed items moving around down there. new ones just aren't molded to us like the old digs can be.


Why are men so repelled by the sight of women's lingerie and hose drying over the shower?

women's lingeries and hose are sexual accessories in male eyes. Seeing them up drying on the shower rod is a reminder that they, and the woman who wears them, got all dirty and yucky and needed to be washed. We don't like thinking about such practical details when thinking about sex and women's bodies/clothes. It's a turnoff.


If men are so visually oriented, why do they seem not to notice changes in the appearance (e.g., hair, makeup) of their significant others?

I notice these things, so i can't speak to that. I suspect more men notice it then bring it up. Why? because things like changes in makeup and - especially - hair are closer to the heart of a woman's ego than to a man. For this reason, a woman's female friends are more likely to comment on such things. They know from their own feelings that she'll be hurt if they don't. But also...they've taken in every detail about her appearance every time she has walked into a room with them, since the first time they've seen her. (yes, i have seen those glances from head to toe when one your bodies walks in, so don't deny it.)

Why do male athletes, otherwise often fearful about considered being gay, pat each other on the butt all the time?

I've been playing on the same softball team for 6 years now, this isn't something we do. But we do pat each other on the back all the time, and we hug at big moments. There is a camaraderie developed among teammates that is truly special. I think the world would be a better place if more women experienced it. Although maybe women get that some other way, i don't know. Anyway, the closeness trumps any homophobia.


Why do men like to switch TV and radio stations more than women?


We don't want to miss anything. Seriously. It's a control thing.

Why is a hoarse/husky voice in a woman (think Kathleen Turner or Demi Moore, for example) considered sexy when it resembles a male voice?


They don't sound like men. They sound the way all women do when they try to talk when they're aroused. Listen.

Why do men tend to be fascinated with dinosaurs?

Can't say. I'm not one of these men.

Why do men "in the wild" tend to urinate against objects rather than in wide open spaces?

I don't urinate in wide-open spaces because i don't want to be seen. Even in the wild. simple modesty from socialization. If you're asking why we pick a target, rather than just aim for the ground, well, you've got it in your hand, it just makes sense to aim it at something. Also, maybe some primitive impulse to be able to see what you are "marking"? that last part's just a theory.

Why do men hate to ask for directions when lost?


Because it suggests that we don't have the situation in hand. Again, control thing. Men don't ever like to appear not to have things under control. We have some fear that it makes an impression about our virility.


Why do so many bald men wear mustaches and beards?

I don't think any more of them do than non-bald men. Perhaps you notice more. Perhaps among older men, there are a lot of bald guys w/facial hair. it's hard not to have facial hair when you get old. beards get awfully stiff.

Why do men read in the bathroom so much more than women? Because we will be left alone in there and we tend to save our desks for work, rather than leisure.

Why do men seem to collect things more? To be more obsessed with hobbies?


Men like possessions. Again, we think they reflect on our virility. Not consciously, mind you. It's kind of like a woman who is territorial about her house or kitchen (if she is the type who spends a lot of time there. no flamers please)

I don't buy that men are more obsessed with hobbies. Both genders really get into "their thing."

Why do men stretch their arms over the backs of seats (in cars, theaters, etc.) even when there is no romantic movie?

We like to stretch out and take up space. We are more comfortable and more relaxed that way. In the case of having a woman next to us, that's just a protective/territorial impulse. He's claiming you and shielding you at the same time.


Why don't men like dinner parties?

like the other man said, we never make the guest lists.


Why are men so repelled when women use their razors?

take a new razor and run it over the skin on your face. then take that same razor, shave your legs w/it for a week, then run it over your face again. You'll never have to ask anyone else that question.

What do men hope to accomplish by staring at women?

it's a sexual come on. Kind of an overheated version of the all-important eye contact.

Has anyone ever actually picked up a woman by doing this? Yes.


Why can't men find things around the house (especially things they misplaced)?

We're too lazy to devote the mental energy to making sure we put things back in the same place all the time. Due to the way women have been socialized to focus on housework over the years, we haven't been forced into having to make a change in this. That will probably change eventually.

Done.

 

[aminal]

Why do men tend to drive with one hand on the steering wheel?
because we only need one to keep the wheel steady. it also impresses women how we can do it.

Why do men want to solve a woman's problem, rather than just listening to it?
It stems from an overwhelming desire to provide and care for women. Men do not air thier problems unless they want a solution.

Why do men tend to tease and haze each other more than women? Why all the rituals involved in male bonding?
we dont, we just tend to do it in company to impress women.

Why do men refuse to buy new underwear and wear the old ones until they are threadbare?
I disagree, my underwear is always in perfect condition.

Why are men so repelled by the sight of women's lingerie and hose drying over the shower?
Because we want to use the shower, and your undies are in the way.

If men are so visually oriented, why do they seem not to notice changes in the appearance (e.g., hair, makeup) of their significant others?
Because men are visually orientated, we are too busy noticing how great you look, rather than how much greater you look today than yesterday.

Why do male athletes, otherwise often fearful about considered being gay, pat each other on the butt all the time?
See male bonding above

Why do men like to switch TV and radio stations more than women?
control and exploration. The tv is an extensioon of ones subconious surroundings, we check the tv in the same way we check the forest around us for danger.

Why is a hoarse/husky voice in a woman (think Kathleen Turner or Demi Moore, for example) considered sexy when it resembles a male voice?
homo-erotic fantasies i guess.

Why do men tend to be fascinated with dinosaurs?
Because dinosaurs are cool. Actually its because kids love dinosaurs, and men are big kids.

Why do men "in the wild" tend to urinate against objects rather than in wide open spaces?
same reason animals do.

Why do men hate to ask for directions when lost?
because we hate to be lost. doh.

Why do so many bald men wear mustaches and beards?
They dont, you just tend to notice mustaces and beards more on bald men. an equal share of non-bald men have beards and mustaches, they just dont stick out as much.

Why do men read in the bathroom so much more than women?
Because it takes us longer to shit.

Why do men seem to collect things more? To be more obsessed with hobbies?
we get bored easily and are restless

Why do men stretch their arms over the backs of seats (in cars, theaters, etc.) even when there is no romantic movie?
ever considered it might be a comfortable way to sit?

Why don't men like dinner parties?
because dinner parties are big girly affairs.

Why are men so repelled when women use their razors?
rubbish, we like shaven smooth women

What do men hope to accomplish by staring at women? Has anyone ever actually picked up a woman by doing this?
there is nothing wrong with the admiration of beauty. and no, probably not.

Why can't men find things around the house (especially things they misplaced)?
We loose things that we no longer want. its deliberate.

 

[Mellon Collie]

heh, great questions Bindii, keep up the good work.

 

[RastaPope]

Why do men tend to drive with one hand on the steering wheel?
Because we're usually better driver's than women and have better control, even with a single hand.

Why do men want to solve a woman's problem, rather than just listening to it?
Talking doesn't solve problems, doing solves problems.

Why do men tend to tease and haze each other more than women?
This is how it's been done for thousands of years.

Why all the rituals involved in male bonding?
This is how it's been done for thousands of years.

Why do men refuse to buy new underwear and wear the old ones until they are threadbare?
Speaking as one who personally has some threadbare underwear on, it's damned comfortable. Fits perfect.

Why are men so repelled by the sight of women's lingerie and hose drying over the shower?
The only pieces of fabric that should be in the bathroom are towels.

If men are so visually oriented, why do they seem not to notice changes in the appearance (e.g., hair, makeup) of their significant others?
We probably don't like the changes, hence we ignore them hoping you'll switch back.

Why do male athletes, otherwise often fearful about considered being gay, pat each other on the butt all the time?
Cause they're 'fucking fags, yo.

Why do men like to switch TV and radio stations more than women?
Men are always looking for a better deal. Whether it be a car, a computer, women, or something on television.

Why is a hoarse/husky voice in a woman (think Kathleen Turner or Demi Moore, for example) considered sexy when it resembles a male voice?
Eh.

Why do men tend to be fascinated with dinosaurs?
Cause they're big and badass. I mean c'mon!

Why do men "in the wild" tend to urinate against objects rather than in wide open spaces?
We're used to pissing at a urinal facing a wall.

Why do men hate to ask for directions when lost?
We'll find it eventually. Not like we're fucking walking or something, we're in a goddamned car than can go 100mph.

Why do so many bald men wear mustaches and beards?
Grow it where you can.

Why do men read in the bathroom so much more than women?
Something to do. Plus, we're generally in there longer than you broads.

Why do men seem to collect things more? To be more obsessed with hobbies?
Hobbies are cool.

Why do men stretch their arms over the backs of seats (in cars, theaters, etc.) even when there is no romantic movie?
Claiming space.

Why don't men like dinner parties?
Gay ones do.

Why are men so repelled when women use their razors?
I'm not. Women should shave. Specially their honeypot.<;

What do men hope to accomplish by staring at women? Has anyone ever actually picked up a woman by doing this?
There are rumors....

Why can't men find things around the house (especially things they misplaced)?
Cause you move all our shit around when you 'clean.'

 

[Zircon]

Originally posted by Bindii
Personally I think that women would have better answers to some of these questions.

Why do men tend to drive with one hand on the steering wheel?
Power Steering and Automatic Transmission

Why do men want to solve a woman's problem, rather than just listening to it?
You come with a problem, we solve it after we listen to it

Why do men tend to tease and haze each other more than women? Why all the rituals involved in male bonding?
No Idea

Why do men refuse to buy new underwear and wear the old ones until they are threadbare?
Comfort. And familiarity, since you’re the only one who wears your own underwear…

Why are men so repelled by the sight of women's lingerie and hose drying over the shower?
Bad luck to be hit by women’s underwear according to some culture, especially during the World Cup Betting season.

If men are so visually oriented, why do they seem not to notice changes in the appearance (e.g., hair, makeup) of their significant others?
We notice, just don’t comment, unless asked to comment...

Why do male athletes, otherwise often fearful about considered being gay, pat each other on the butt all the time?
No idea.

Why do men like to switch TV and radio stations more than women?
To see what else is on, especially during commercials

Why is a hoarse/husky voice in a woman (think Kathleen Turner or Demi Moore, for example) considered sexy when it resembles a male voice?
Sultry, nuff said.

Why do men tend to be fascinated with dinosaurs?
Big and Nasty, as opposed to small and cute?…

Why do men "in the wild" tend to urinate against objects rather than in wide open spaces?
Pheromones marking. Hitting the ground gets some on your shoes anyway.

Why do men hate to ask for directions when lost?
I ask, when I’m really lost.

Why do so many bald men wear mustaches and beards?
I’m clean shaven, although I’m balding, so I can’t say for the statistics.

Why do men read in the bathroom so much more than women?
During other times we’re too busy switching channels on tv and radio.

Why do men seem to collect things more? To be more obsessed with hobbies?
Its our Stuff. We love our Stuff. Can’t stand it when the other guy has more or better Stuff.

Why do men stretch their arms over the backs of seats (in cars, theaters, etc.) even when there is no romantic movie?
No idea.

Why don't men like dinner parties?
No idea, haven’t been to one yet.

Why are men so repelled when women use their razors?
Pain and scarring mostly.

What do men hope to accomplish by staring at women? Has anyone ever actually picked up a woman by doing this?
Ladies ‘asked’ to be stared at, and we comply. When we don’t stare or look, we get ‘Am I not pretty enough?’ look. Gezz, make up your minds, do you want us to stare or not?

Why can't men find things around the house (especially things they misplaced)?
Because the ladies put our Stuff where we can’t find them?

 

[Rambrat]

Personally I think that women would have better answers to some of these questions.

Why do men tend to drive with one hand on the steering wheel?
So I can put my arm around you.
Why do men want to solve a woman's problem, rather than just listening to it?
I figured that's what you wanted.
Why do men tend to tease and haze each other more than women?
It prepares us for the harsh realities of life.
Why all the rituals involved in male bonding?
Because it's fun.
Why do men refuse to buy new underwear and wear the old ones until they are threadbare?
That ain't me babe.
Why are men so repelled by the sight of women's lingerie and hose drying over the shower?
it keeps hitting me in the face.
If men are so visually oriented, why do they seem not to notice changes in the appearance (e.g., hair, makeup) of their significant others?
We're not always looking at you face.
Why do male athletes, otherwise often fearful about considered being gay, pat each other on the butt all the time?
Male athletes are gay.
Why do men like to switch TV and radio stations more than women?
We get bored easily...I mean, you guys can watch a whole show on Lifttime.
Why is a hoarse/husky voice in a woman (think Kathleen Turner or Demi Moore, for example) considered sexy when it resembles a male voice?
Secretly, we want to hug each other like you guys do.
Why do men tend to be fascinated with dinosaurs?
OMG...you don't like dinosaurs? How can you not like dinosaurs?
Why do men "in the wild" tend to urinate against objects rather than in wide open spaces?
Target honey!
Why do men hate to ask for directions when lost?
We don't want to appear lost.
Why do so many bald men wear mustaches and beards?
It's the only hair left that we can grow.
Why do men read in the bathroom so much more than women?
Mulyi-tasking.
Why do men seem to collect things more? To be more obsessed with hobbies?
Keeps us out of your way doesn't it?
Why do men stretch their arms over the backs of seats (in cars, theaters, etc.) even when there is no romantic movie?
It makes us look wider..scares off the other males...claiming space.
Why don't men like dinner parties?
Because you always invite people we don't know or like. We have to get dressed up and pretend that we're glad they're there. AND, at least one of the males makes more money.
Why are men so repelled when women use their razors?
Because you wear the freakin' blade down woman...I nearly cut my head off using the razor after you.
What do men hope to accomplish by staring at women? Has anyone ever actually picked up a woman by doing this?
We have no control over our brains...we lock in...then our brains get stuck in perv mode...we try to break free of staring...really...
Why can't men find things around the house (especially things they misplaced)?
We missplaced...you're the one that picked them up and moved them.

 

[markb325]

Why do men tend to drive with one hand on the steering wheel?

Manual Transmission. Hard to change gears with both hands on the wheel.

Why do men want to solve a woman's problem, rather than just listening to it?

I listen but will off sugestions if I think it is need

Why do men tend to tease and haze each other more than women?

Men are stupid and feel they have something to prove.

Why all the rituals involved in male bonding?

No answer have no clue
Why do men refuse to buy new underwear and wear the old ones until they are threadbare?

I don't
Why are men so repelled by the sight of women's lingerie and hose drying over the shower?

No clue doesn't bother me.

If men are so visually oriented, why do they seem not to notice changes in the appearance (e.g., hair, makeup) of their significant others?

Doesn't apply. Ask my SO, I'm very observant

Why do male athletes, otherwise often fearful about considered being gay, pat each other on the butt all the time?

Good question when you get the answer let me know.

Why do men like to switch TV and radio stations more than women?

My radio stays on one or two stations depending on the time of day.

Why is a hoarse/husky voice in a woman (think Kathleen Turner or Demi Moore, for example) considered sexy when it resembles a male voice?

It's sexy?

Why do men tend to be fascinated with dinosaurs?

Symbol of Strength

Why do men "in the wild" tend to urinate against objects rather than in wide open spaces?

Who knows

Why do men hate to ask for directions when lost?

I don't hate asking.

Why do so many bald men wear mustaches and beards?

To replace the hair they are missing.

Why do men read in the bathroom so much more than women?

er....em.... Who knows

Why do men seem to collect things more? To be more obsessed with hobbies?

Possesive

Why do men stretch their arms over the backs of seats (in cars, theaters, etc.) even when there is no romantic movie?

Day Dreaming.


Why don't men like dinner parties?

Myself don't care for big gatherings

Why are men so repelled when women use their razors?

Who knows

What do men hope to accomplish by staring at women?

To get her attention

Has anyone ever actually picked up a woman by doing this?

I'm sure they have but not me.

Why can't men find things around the house (especially things they misplaced)?

Blindness

 

[RawHumor]

Personally I think that women would have better answers to some of these questions.

Why do men tend to drive with one hand on the steering wheel?It depends on the man. Maybe he wants to feel you up with the other hand

Why do men want to solve a woman's problem, rather than just listening to it? We are problem solvers by nature. Things need fixing. That's how we view the world. If you didn't want a solution to your problem, then why did you bring it up in the first place? There's a game on somewhere, stop wasting our time.

Why do men tend to tease and haze each other more than women?Because we're not allowed to hug. That's how we show affection toward each other. And it also helps burn calories so we look better in a speedo.

Why all the rituals involved in male bonding? There's rituals in everything. Ours just don't involve shoes or the mall... or crying, usuallly.

Why do men refuse to buy new underwear and wear the old ones until they are threadbare? Cost efficiency.

Why are men so repelled by the sight of women's lingerie and hose drying over the shower? Can I hang my underwear on your vanity mirror?

If men are so visually oriented, why do they seem not to notice changes in the appearance (e.g., hair, makeup) of their significant others? Because we're comfortable around you and only pay you 80% of our attention. We need to use that other 20% to figure out how to get out of the discussion of your mother's gout problem.

Why do male athletes, otherwise often fearful about considered being gay, pat each other on the butt all the time? After seeing each other naked in the shower, traveling with each other, staying in hotel rooms with each other, eating with each other and then practicing for 80 hours a week with each other, a little pat on the butt is pretty minor.

Why do men like to switch TV and radio stations more than women? There might be something better on a different station.

Why is a hoarse/husky voice in a woman (think Kathleen Turner or Demi Moore, for example) considered sexy when it resembles a male voice? It has the hint of lung cancer from smoking too many cigarettes, and lung cancer is tres sexy!

Why do men tend to be fascinated with dinosaurs? They're big, they ate a lot, they made a lot of noise and they ruled the wolrd. How much cooler can you get?

Why do men "in the wild" tend to urinate against objects rather than in wide open spaces? Marking our territory.

Why do men hate to ask for directions when lost? Actually, I do, but I'll answer for the rest of men: Because you told us that we were lost as soon as we got off the freeway, and when you're in this kind of mood, we can't let you win the argument.

Why do so many bald men wear mustaches and beards? Ask me when I'm bald.

Why do men read in the bathroom so much more than women? We're sitting there, doing absolutely nothing but sitting for somewhere between 5 and 20-30 minutes. Why not make use of that time? Besides, we can't read outside of the bathroom because you won't stop talking.

Why do men seem to collect things more? To be more obsessed with hobbies? Actually, I thought this was just the opposite.

Why do men stretch their arms over the backs of seats (in cars, theaters, etc.) even when there is no romantic movie? Comfort?

Why don't men like dinner parties? 400 people in a room that was made to handle 12, with mini weiners on toothpicks and bad meatballs? What's NOT to like?!?!

Why are men so repelled when women use their razors? Let me try running a nicked up blade over your face and you let me know how that feels.

What do men hope to accomplish by staring at women? Has anyone ever actually picked up a woman by doing this? She's probably not going home with us anyway, but after staring at her for 2 hours, I'll be "fucking her tonight" while I'm home alone.

Why can't men find things around the house (especially things they misplaced)?That's why we have wives. You're good at noticing tiny details. We've got more important things to worry about, like what time the game starts.

Note: I'm not really a pig, I just play one sometimes.