Are you saying it takes a while for you to warm up??
Capito! Does it smell like camels though??
Do my humps smell like camels?
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Isn't that a rather personal question?
If a bears shitting in the woods, can he still hear the tree when it falls?
Oh No! Wev'e gotta save the bear! Is it sitting under the tree???
If I were a carpenter ... and you were my lady ... ???
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Well now ... that was rather embarrassing, now wasn't it?
Awwwwww ... frig it all anyway. If you wanna be a lady, you can be my lady pops.
Happy now?
I don't plan on being anywhere near you if you're shitting under a tree. What kinda guy do you think I am?
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Uhhhhhhhh ...
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Could you sorta forget I asked that?
I don't plan on being anywhere near you if you're shitting under a tree. What kinda guy do you think I am?
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Uhhhhhhhh ...
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Could you sorta forget I asked that?
No probs! Could you forget I was shitting under a tree??
Are you horny?
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Actually, I might not have asked that ... but isn't it an interesting subject to consider?
Some visuals are friggin' difficult to erase, ya know?
Have you seen any of his yucky posts in the Fetish threads?
Have you seen any of his yucky posts in the Fetish threads?
Do we have to talk about him?! *shudder*Thankfully, I haven't. What kind of things does he post there?
Hi, sticky.
Have you seen any of his yucky posts in the Fetish threads?
The british definition of yucky doesn't count hear on lit. Thankfully, I haven't. What kind of things does he post there?
Hi, sticky.
HEYYYY!!!
Did you know my local bus transit system is called Space Coast Area Transmit?
Yeppers - SCAT. Wouldn't you have thought somebody would have thought twice before cumming up with that acronym?
Do we have to talk about him?! *shudder*
HEY NOW!!!
What is the 'Merkin definition of 'yucky'? The opposite of what 'scat' is?
Hi, Toum.
Do we have to talk about him?! *shudder*
I'm going to be gone all next week and you're trying to send me off on a bad note. Aren't you brit's always supposed to be polite?
Did you like that attempt at a guilt trip?
Who are you talking to?
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Isn't the opposite of scat vomit?
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If sexual acts involving poop is scat ... the what do you call sexual acts involving vomit?
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There ... ya think anybodies ever brought up vomit sex on this thread before?
... Do you know I've never had sex with a brit before? How are you possibly supposed to know intimate details about a nationality it you don't have sex with them, ya know? 
LMAO how did you manage to take that without me seeing?!Hmmmmmmm ...
Anyway ... I agree. Why don't we talk about shoes?
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