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[TomBoner]

Not one Uranus joke?

(Checks this is still lit)

What do you think of Uranus as a hole?

Happy now?

 

[may_I_please]

Have I ever been unhappy around you Tom?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What do you think of Uranus as a hole?

Happy now?

If, at the end of the world, Uranus was engulfed by the Sun, would it constitute a scatalogical eschatology?

 

[TomBoner]

Have I ever been unhappy around you Tom?

Doesn't seem so. We must be pretty compatible, hey?

If, at the end of the world, Uranus was engulfed by the Sun, would it constitute a scatalogical eschatology?

Uhhhhhhhh ... is this even worthy of a comment?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Doesn't seem so. We must be pretty compatible, hey?



Uhhhhhhhh ... is this even worthy of a comment?

If we're going to have Uranus jokes, shouldn't we add a soupcon of vacuous intellectuality to them?

 

[may_I_please]

Is an end of the world shit-storm intellectual then?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Is an end of the world shit-storm intellectual then?

Wouldn't that depend on Uranus?

 

[TomBoner]

If we're going to have Uranus jokes, shouldn't we add a soupcon of vacuous intellectuality to them?

Uhhhhhhh ... in a word?

NO!

Is an end of the world shit-storm intellectual then?

Sounds like a pretty shitty way to go, doesn't it?

 

[TomBoner]

Wouldn't that depend on Uranus?

My anus is tight. How 'bout your guys?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

My anus is tight. How 'bout your guys?

Does this count?

https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/.../icis-chemicals-confidential/titan uranus.jpg

 

[may_I_please]

Why are you asking about my anus Tom?

 

[TomBoner]

Does this count?

https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/.../icis-chemicals-confidential/titan uranus.jpg

How could a ship count? Could it even count to 1?

Why are you asking about my anus Tom?

Is it ok if I'm just curious?

...

Or maybe lustful?

 

[Lily13]

How could a ship count? Could it even count to 1?



Is it ok if I'm just curious?

...

Or maybe lustful?

Does Uranus have anything to do with this moon tonite?

 

[may_I_please]

Does Uranus have anything to do with this moon tonite?

Is it a full moon?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

How could a ship count? Could it even count to 1?



Is it ok if I'm just curious?

...

Or maybe lustful?

If a ship can't count, Tom, then how does it know how broad a beam it has?

 

[TomBoner]

Does Uranus have anything to do with this moon tonite?

It did sorta look like a woman's crotch at a certain time of the month, didn't it?

If a ship can't count, Tom, then how does it know how broad a beam it has?

Can't it just make up a number?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It did sorta look like a woman's crotch at a certain time of the month, didn't it?



Can't it just make up a number?

What time?

Would that be an imaginary number or an irrational number? Could it be a Roman numeral if the ship were registered in Italy? Don't you find this confusing? Do you think I should find another line of thought?

 

[maverick51]

It did sorta look like a woman's crotch at a certain time of the month, didn't it?



Can't it just make up a number?

doesn't it appear everyone is making something up, correct?

 

[TomBoner]

What time?

Would that be an imaginary number or an irrational number? Could it be a Roman numeral if the ship were registered in Italy? Don't you find this confusing? Do you think I should find another line of thought?

Let's make it a rational number ... and 69 is the most rational number I know. Agreed?

doesn't it appear everyone is making something up, correct?

It'd be pretty boring if we didn't, wouldn't it?

Has anybody else noticed this thread is way past 5000 posts and still being allowed to continue?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

 

[stickygirl]

Tom, not wishing to raise this but isn't Uranus a gas giant?
Is it something you ate?

 

[may_I_please]

Tom, not wishing to raise this but isn't Uranus a gas giant?
Is it something you ate?

I don't know how to make laughter a question, do you?

 

[TomBoner]

Tom, not wishing to raise this but isn't Uranus a gas giant?
Is it something you ate?

No ... Uranus is what's about to get smacked, ya lil' smartass!!!

:caning::caning:

I don't know how to make laughter a question, do you?

Do you really have something meaningful to give here?

 

[may_I_please]

Do you really have something meaningful to give here? [/QUOTE]

Not really, should I just get naked?

 

[TomBoner]

Not really, should I just get naked?

Excellent solution!!! Can everybody watch?

 

[RunningMan019]

Do you really have something meaningful to give here?

Not really, should I just get naked?[/QUOTE]

Do you want to get naked?