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Erochic said:
As gross as a fish sperm sandwich?
Have you ever eaten fish sperm? Did you know it actually doesn't taste as bad as you would think?
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oh just admit it Ero you really just like sperm and thats why it tasted ok right?
 
TomBoner said:
Seeeeeee?!?!?!?!? :eek:

:D

Do oysters really get randy? Have you ever seen a hard-on sticking out of an oyster shell? :confused:

;)
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I haven't! Maybe he meant "steamy"?

Have to watch those men from down under, they have a language of their own, didn't anyone ever warn you? ;)
 
TomBoner said:
Shhhhhhhhhhh!!! Don't you think everybodies gonna end up wanting it? :eek:

But that is a good reminder of why I :heart: you so much. ;)
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But Tom, you know a girl needs more than just a physical relationship... can't we move beyond the sex?:rose:
 
stickygirl said:
But Tom, you know a girl needs more than just a physical relationship... can't we move beyond the sex?:rose:
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Sticky sticky sticky!!! :( Don't you know you're supposed to always finish what you start, first? Besides, what would I possibly do with this raging hard-on? :cool:

:D
 
TomBoner said:
Sticky sticky sticky!!! :( Don't you know you're supposed to always finish what you start, first? Besides, what would I possibly do with this raging hard-on? :cool:

:D
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I know - it can't be easy for you :rose: but how do you think Santa manages when he onlygets to empty his bag once a year?! :eek:
 
stickygirl said:
I know - it can't be easy for you :rose: but how do you think Santa manages when he onlygets to empty his bag once a year?! :eek:
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Didn't you know santa gets blowjobs from the elf's all year long? Wellllllll ... That's prob'ly only on days he doesn't get his yahoo's off with the reindeer, I'm guessin'. What do you think?
 
I think that sounds interesting but mother and I are going to watch Lawrence of Arabia this evening because we both have the hots for Peter OToole. I won't be able to type because how irritating would that be?
Oo it starts with a motorbike - isn't that right up your street? Oh hang on, doesn't he get killed tat way?
 
Ok something simple to begin tonight do you think?

What goes up dry when this goes down, but goes down wet when it finishes?

Rather simple brainteaser right?
 
Well the only other answer I had was rather vulgar, wonder if I should have left it for others to ponder?
 
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