Quick!!! Somebody...

[Dillinger]

Re: I should not have doubted your talents

My appologies. You are truly one of the all time hornies.

Quite an accomplishment. I'm happy to be on that particular all time list.

 

[jass1960]

We should sell tickets.

good idea - what should we charge?

 

[Dillinger]

*pulling out my wallet*

I want box seats!

 

[red_rose]

good idea - what should we charge?

$50 a head, at least.

 

[Dillinger]

Only $50 for head? I'm so there!!!

 

[red_rose]

*pulling out my wallet*

I want box seats!

That'll be $150.

(I could pay for college this way!)

 

[jass1960]

Only $50 for head? I'm so there!!!

We could do a private bout - just for you - if the money's right!

 

[Dillinger]

How much to join in?

 

[jass1960]

better ask red - I just turn up and do as i'm told!

 

[red_rose]

better ask red - I just turn up and do as i'm told!

Oh, Dill... the more the merrier!

But we'll have to up the ticket price.

Me pinning both of you in the ring will be worth *much* more than $50/person.

 

[APhil]

How 'bout a triple header?


What would that be worth to the average Lit viewer?

(I can't believe I just used "average" and "Lit" in the same sentence. I should know better!)


$150?

Who'll gimme 2, 2, 200 dollars?

 

[red_rose]

How 'bout a triple header?


What would that be worth to the average Lit viewer?

(I can't believe I just used "average" and "Lit" in the same sentence. I should know better!)


$150?

Who'll gimme 2, 2, 200 dollars?

I can't believe you said "triple header".

Everybody wants to rassle with the rose, hm?

Sheesh... what did I ever do to ya'll?

 

[Dillinger]

Well you do realize we're all assuming this is going ot be nekkid rassling.

 

[APhil]

Sheesh... what did I ever do to ya'll?

Well, ya stand there all seductive and then you're so close but so far away.


So naturally I wanna rassle.



Or at least lay on top of ya.

 

[Dillinger]

Can we rassle in a fjord?

 

[APhil]

We can rassle in a fjord
We can rassle in a Ford
We can rassle on the lawn
We can rassle until dawn
We can rassle, dearest Dill
Until the rivers turn to hills.

 

[red_rose]

Well you do realize we're all assuming this is going ot be nekkid rassling.

But of course!

I'm already nekkid!

You guys need to get to stripping...

 

[jass1960]

But of course!

I'm already nekkid!

You guys need to get to stripping...

thats the clothes off - now where is that oil?

 

[red_rose]

thats the clothes off - now where is that oil?

Ohhh... oil?

This sounds even more fun than mud rasslin'!

 

[jass1960]

Ohhh... oil?

This sounds even more fun than mud rasslin'!

gotta have oil, gotta be all smoooth and glistening!

 

[red_rose]

gotta have oil, gotta be all smoooth and glistening!

Slippery even.

 

[Dillinger]

So - did anyone find the oil?

 

[red_rose]

Found it!

http://www.jentealsoaps.com/media/oil.jpg

Are we gonna rassle now or what???

 

[Ezarc]

Re: Found it!

http://www.jentealsoaps.com/media/oil.jpg

Are we gonna rassle now or what???

Oh can I play? I like a good full contact sport.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[red_rose]

Sure, why not?

Anybody else?

*pours oil into her hands*