raindancer

[seXieleXie]

your new avatar makes me want to play chief and squaw. c'mere, i'll make a woman out of you.

 

[Guest]

Ooh baby, just what I need.
Don't forget the tomahawk, I like it rough.


I'm trying to laugh at myself. I got this pm that addressed my "Indianness". I have to laugh or I'll cry.

 

[cybergirly]

raindancer your pic is lovely.

 

[seXieleXie]

look, you're going to have to tell marxist to leave you alone, because i'm not sharing you, no way no how.

 

[Guest]

You're so kind, cybergirly. Thank you!

Be careful, Lexie may just grab you up, too.

 

[Ice Cold]

Now we can sitem down and smokum peace pipe.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Dear Indianness...

Please come be my fantasy.



Signed,

Intoxicated in Impudence

 

[Guest]

Heh. Marxist doesn't want a piece of me. He's afraid of Indian Burn.

 

[seXieleXie]

darling don't kid yourself. everyone wants a piece of your brown sugar sweetness

 

[Guest]

Right on, Ice Cold. I need a damn peace pipe, tonight.



Dear Intoxicated in Impudence,

Meet me at the 7-11 in 20. I'll bring the cream, you bring the whip.

Sincerely,
I have no reservations

 

[Guest]

Nah. They know I'm Lexie's ho.

Anybody got some gin and juice?

 

[Vilac]

Heh. Marxist doesn't want a piece of me. He's afraid of Indian Burn.

Don't they make some type of antibiotical ointment for that type of burn?



V~

 

[Guest]

Yep. Pigeon poop.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Nah. They know I'm Lexie's ho.

Anybody got some gin and juice?

Out of juice. Lots of gin.

 

[Guest]

I'll just grab some juice at the 7-11.

You call a cab.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Hey CAB!


C'mere, cab. The dancer requires your presence. Be good.

 

[Guest]

Ok. Who took our LK and replaced him with an intoxicated manflirt?

Don't hold it against the ladies if we take advantage of your inebriation.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Nobody took nobody, it was the Pinot Grigio, I swear.

Well, OK, I swear sometimes, but I can't swear it was the wine. It seems like the wine. It may have been the wine, though, because I did NOT have a lot of solid food today, and then...

What was the question?

Do you KNOW how long it fucking takes to retype every damn word when your fingers insist on repeating the mistakes? Oh My God.

 

[lilminx]

You're not the only one drinking Pinot tonight, LK. I'm indulging as well (but what else is new- hehe).


Raindancer, your av is lovely.

 

[Guest]

I wanna LK and Lexie sammich.

 

[Guest]

Oh no, lilminx. Your av is much, much better. *swoon*

 

[LukkyKnight]

I ran out of chilled Grigio, I've moved on now to something else white, I'm pretty sure it's a Sauvignon, but I will not be walking all the way over there to turn the lightswitch on to read the label if Lexie and I have more important rain to attend to...

 

[lilminx]

Oh no, lilminx. Your av is much, much better. *swoon*

Thanks, Rain, but I think that your face is much more interesting.

 

[Guest]

Lilminx

Thank you, sweetness.

 

[Guest]

LK,
Is that the bottle or...?