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hi raisd....kinda skippin thru to say i hope you are havin a good afternoon.....:kiss::kiss:
 
goatchick1 said:
hi raisd....kinda skippin thru to say i hope you are havin a good afternoon.....:kiss::kiss:
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I've been workin' hard. Then I took some time of for a photo shoot and posted it, and now I'm tryin' to decide whether to work more of just quit and play. :D:devil::D
 
goatchick1 said:
i'm not sure.....doesn't seem like i been anywhere really.....i'm still not feelin so great in my mouth.....:(
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Decided not to try the string on the doorknob, huh?

My computer is acting funny, won't let me check email, locks up frequently. I'm running some checks and utilities now. If I disappear, it's probably because I have to reboot.
 
RaisdBiWolvs said:
Decided not to try the string on the doorknob, huh?

My computer is acting funny, won't let me check email, locks up frequently. I'm running some checks and utilities now. If I disappear, it's probably because I have to reboot.
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nahhhhhhh, i think he was just winding me up with that suggestion! :D:D........i had planted a couple of images in his mind earlier that i think put a burr under his saddle!:D

oh i hate computer acting up stuff! mine has close to landing outside several times to become a rooster roost!:mad:
 
goatchick1 said:
nahhhhhhh, i think he was just winding me up with that suggestion! :D:D........i had planted a couple of images in his mind earlier that i think put a burr under his saddle!:D

oh i hate computer acting up stuff! mine has close to landing outside several times to become a rooster roost!:mad:
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Yeah, I keep telling this one that if it doesn't behave I'll bring Frankenstein back.

(Frankenstein was my old homebuilt computer, never gave me many problems but didn't have enough memory to run XP. I was lured by a good sale and a great rebate into buying this one. First thing that happened, less than a month after I got it, the mother board died. Thank Gawd for warrantys...)
 
i am gonna send you on a mission cause you are really good at stuff......i would like to see the over 50 group of dilf's......you know, something i could really think about.....:devil::devil::D
 
RaisdBiWolvs said:
Yeah. But I disowned my son this year...I'm too young to have a 40 year old son.
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lmao! okay then, you got it covered.......i just can't bring myself to "think" about the younger ones tho......my whole maternal thing takes over.:D:D:D
 
lolol, i am thinkin we might as well have asked men over 50 to post pictures of their pet goats! lmao.......:D:D
 
goatchick1 said:
lolol, i am thinkin we might as well have asked men over 50 to post pictures of their pet goats! lmao.......:D:D
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LOL!

That reminds me of a joke.

Driving along late one evening after playing a late-nighter in a lonely workingmen's club in Oban, a ventriloquist's car broke down. Having walked along the road for a while, he came upon a small farmhouse on the high moors. Having explained his situation to the farmer who answered the traveller's knock, the farmer invited him in to spend the night.

The farmer had no phone. Inside the bleak farmhouse, the traveller was surprised to see no division between that part of it housing the human - the single old farmer - and the part housing the animals. Thinking there was some fun to be had, the traveller asked the farmer if he would mind if he talked to his horse, the farmer replied 'yon horse don't talk'.

The traveller waved at the farmer's horse asking 'How's the old guy treating you then?'. Throwing his voice, the ventriloquist answers 'Well, OK. He rides me pretty hard sometimes but nothing that a little more hay wouldn't cure'

The farmer stares in sheer amazement. The traveller then looks at the collie slumbering on the mat in front of a sorry-looking fire and asks the farmer 'What sort of a day has your dog had then?'

'Yon dog doesn't talk' replied the farmer.

The traveller again throws his voice as if the dog were to say 'Can't complain really, a little more meat when he makes me gather sheep all day wouldn't go amiss though....'

The farmer's jaw drops lower.... The traveller now hears the bleating of an ewe somewhere in the dark corners of the barn beyond.... he asks the farmer if he can go and have a chat with her, whereupon the farmer shoots to his feet and shouts. 'No, bloody way.... that ewe tells lies'
 
RaisdBiWolvs said:
LOL!

That reminds me of a joke.

Driving along late one evening after playing a late-nighter in a lonely workingmen's club in Oban, a ventriloquist's car broke down. Having walked along the road for a while, he came upon a small farmhouse on the high moors. Having explained his situation to the farmer who answered the traveller's knock, the farmer invited him in to spend the night.

The farmer had no phone. Inside the bleak farmhouse, the traveller was surprised to see no division between that part of it housing the human - the single old farmer - and the part housing the animals. Thinking there was some fun to be had, the traveller asked the farmer if he would mind if he talked to his horse, the farmer replied 'yon horse don't talk'.

The traveller waved at the farmer's horse asking 'How's the old guy treating you then?'. Throwing his voice, the ventriloquist answers 'Well, OK. He rides me pretty hard sometimes but nothing that a little more hay wouldn't cure'

The farmer stares in sheer amazement. The traveller then looks at the collie slumbering on the mat in front of a sorry-looking fire and asks the farmer 'What sort of a day has your dog had then?'

'Yon dog doesn't talk' replied the farmer.

The traveller again throws his voice as if the dog were to say 'Can't complain really, a little more meat when he makes me gather sheep all day wouldn't go amiss though....'

The farmer's jaw drops lower.... The traveller now hears the bleating of an ewe somewhere in the dark corners of the barn beyond.... he asks the farmer if he can go and have a chat with her, whereupon the farmer shoots to his feet and shouts. 'No, bloody way.... that ewe tells lies'
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lmao!!!! good one raisd.......notice it wasn't a goat tho!
 
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