Raking the Leaves

[sirhugs]

What if the leaves are a distraction?

Older couple hires young man to do some landscaping for them. They’re paying him way too much so he jumps at the chance…unknownst to him, they’re fucking his wife while he works.

Or older woman or man hires kid to take the leaves and doesn’t mind if he slacks off…as they’re entertaining his mother while he rakes them.

and then he glances through the french doors...

 

[sirhugs]

might be a bit early to dredge up this thread, but it is one of my faves, and a slow day on Story Ideas. . The leaves are starting to turn here, so some fall frolics should follow?

 

[ericrodman101]

Sexy yardboy is up there with poolboy as a gay porn trope. Simple but effective. As the day wears on and the temperatures rise, outside and in, the yardboy has to take off his shirt, revealing the rivulets of sweat coursing down his taut and tanned body. And when he turns round and bends to pick up leaves, the top of his ass crack winks from the waist of his low rider pants. The culmination is no surprise but still classic. A porn vid I've watched more than once (The Gorgeous Gardener by Helix) is twinks watching from inside as the twinky yardboy bends and sweats. The concept works just as well with older guy and twink. And if you want it straight, there's Julia Louis-Dreyfus lusting after Pete Davidson's poolboy. I watch these often for 'inspiration'.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Yeah, I've always thought that way. If a beaver makes a dam, it is considered part of nature. So why can't a human make a dam and also have it be considered natural?

If a demon or a succubus or a wendigo or a yeti or a poltergeist or a shtriga or a tulpa makes a dam, sure, we can consider that unnatural.

I don't know why I'm answering your post, but the urge struck me. Technically, you are correct about beaver dams versus human dams. However, human dams are often at an entirely different scale, which does make a difference.

https://travelnevada.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/HooverDam74_SM.jpg

So what kind of dams would demons, wendigos, succubi, et al. build? Would they need concrete mixers, bulldozers, and all of that other equipment? Or would they just use sticks like beavers do?

It's kind of amusing to imagine demons and the rest of those entities operating heavy machinery. Could you make a story out of that?

 

[gunhilltrain]

I can't really imagine "A" being a female, as I can't imagine a female masturbating to the sight of a man. Become aroused, yes, but not masturbating.

Nothing wrong with "A" being a sole female owning a house but then you are going with older girl/younger guy, yes? Young sole women are rarely homeowners...

For some reason, I can't shake the imagery out of my mind of Phoebe Cates walking in on Judge Reinhold masturbating while thinking of her in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. For that reason, I'm more inclined to like the older girl/younger guy concept.

Kind of reminds me of this video, although it's about mowing the lawn, not raking it. Stacy may be more appropriate for him, but "she's not the girl for me" - mom is. Reflects the human condition in which we want what we can't have.

"You missed a spot over there."

 

[sirhugs]

Kind of reminds me of this video, although it's about mowing the lawn, not raking it. Stacy may be more appropriate for him, but "she's not the girl for me" - mom is. Reflects the human condition in which we want what we can't have.

"You missed a spot over there."

But Stacy's Mom HAS got it going on, ya gotta admit...

 

[ericrodman101]

Kind of reminds me of this video, although it's about mowing the lawn, not raking it. Stacy may be more appropriate for him, but "she's not the girl for me" - mom is. Reflects the human condition in which we want what we can't have.

"You missed a spot over there."

How old are the kids in this vid? I don’t mind, just asking....

 

[SteelPoint]

Thirty plus replies for an ultra-basic, pizza delivery/pool guy idea? I mean, really?

That reminds me of something about this site which I was in danger of forgetting.

 

[gunhilltrain]

How old are the kids in this vid? I don’t mind, just asking....

To me they look like real teenagers - high school students - not the "Hollywood teenagers" you often see in the media. An example of the latter would be Stockard Channing who was about thirty-three when she appeared in Grease. The rest to the cast - I haven't checked their ages - were also on the mature side for the roles they were playing.

 

[gunhilltrain]

But Stacy's Mom HAS got it going on, ya gotta admit...

Who was that actress, by the way? Don't forget that the album came out nearly twenty-years ago so, like the rest of us, whoever it is has aged somewhat. It takes a lot of make-up, Botox, plastic surgery, etc. to hold off (temporarily) the passage of time. Even "Stacy" herself is probably in her late thirties by now.

 

[sirhugs]

Who was that actress, by the way? Don't forget that the album came out nearly twenty-years ago so, like the rest of us, whoever it is has aged somewhat. It takes a lot of make-up, Botox, plastic surgery, etc. to hold off (temporarily) the passage of time. Even "Stacy" herself is probably in her late thirties by now.

That is Rod Stewart's ex, Rachel Hunter

 

[gunhilltrain]

That is Rod Stewart's ex, Rachel Hunter

She's fifty-three now, a little older than I might have expected. Based on this probably recent photo, she still looks between than the average fifty-three-year-old woman walking around The Bronx and upper Manhattan. Good genetics and lifestyle helps, but let's face it, living up here takes a toll on people.

https://mediacdn.grabone.co.nz/asset/iSWKnqfGtB/box=615x0

 

[sirhugs]

She's fifty-three now, a little older than I might have expected. Based on this probably recent photo, she still looks between than the average fifty-three-year-old woman walking around The Bronx and upper Manhattan. Good genetics and lifestyle helps, but let's face it, living up here takes a toll on people.

https://mediacdn.grabone.co.nz/asset/iSWKnqfGtB/box=615x0

money and plastic surgery help too.

 

[gunhilltrain]

money and plastic surgery help too.

Those are also two things in short supply in The Bronx and Upper Manhattan.

https://flic.kr/p/dGVi6n

 

[sirhugs]

Those are also two things in short supply in The Bronx and Upper Manhattan.

https://flic.kr/p/dGVi6n

So is the story about a Princess from the lower West Side wandering North, or a Bronx "beauty" in search of money and plastic surgery?

 

[000zing]

I have just a glimmer here. Maybe it is the gender and age mix that is making me uncertain.

The basic premise is that it is spring

Maybe we've had the wrong idea all these years where I live, getting out and polishing our rakes in the Autumn...

 

[gunhilltrain]

So is the story about a Princess from the lower West Side wandering North, or a Bronx "beauty" in search of money and plastic surgery?

Actually, the majority of my stories area already set in The Bronx or upper Manhattan - usually City College, and often in the 1970s. I've had scenes in Midtown, Coney Island, Greenwich Village, Long Island City (Queens), Maspeth (also Queens), Connecticut once, and various parts of New Jersey (see Garret Mountain Blues).

Prinncesses from the West Side (I assume you meant Tribeca on the lower West Side) stay far away from here. The women up here already spend an inordinate amount of money on their hair and nails. Jennifer Lopez ("Jenny from the Block") is from here, but she doesn't spend much time on the block anymore. She does have a $3.7 million house on Long Island and a $22 million (that has to be a typo) apartment in Manhattan.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Jennifer Lopez: her childhood home doesn't look so bad. Blackrock Avenue Despite the song lyrics, it's in the East Bronx, not the South Bronx no matter how that is defined.

But one of the places she has today: Madison Square

She earned her money and she can spend it as she she's fit. But it's obviously changed her; it would change me! (I should have been a singer rather than scribbling on Lit.)

 

[gunhilltrain]

Thirty plus replies for an ultra-basic, pizza delivery/pool guy idea? I mean, really?

That reminds me of something about this site which I was in danger of forgetting.

The thread wasn't that interesting to begin with, so it drifted all over the place in search of something better.

The purpose of the site is to publish stories, but the purpose of the forums is mostly to kill some time.

 

[SteelPoint]

For sure. Maybe Story Ideas ought to have some kind of general section..? That would allow the main board to carry more specific ideas than the kind of waffle we have here.

 

[gunhilltrain]

For sure. Maybe Story Ideas ought to have some kind of general section..? That would allow the main board to carry more specific ideas than the kind of waffle we have here.

Some people claim to have used ideas from here. I almost did once myself but it didn't pan out - at least not yet. As for making any changes to the boards or adding categories - well, you could suggest it but not much if anything has changed on them in several years, at least.

Is "waffle" a term you made up yourself in this meaning or is it part of some regional slang perhaps?

 

[Magineer]

Some people claim to have used ideas from here. I almost did once myself but it didn't pan out - at least not yet. As for making any changes to the boards or adding categories - well, you could suggest it but not much if anything has changed on them in several years, at least.

Is "waffle" a term you made up yourself in this meaning or is it part of some regional slang perhaps?

No. Extremely common slang/idiomatic term used in the vast majority of the English-speaking world. https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/waffle

 

[gunhilltrain]

No. Extremely common slang/idiomatic term used in the vast majority of the English-speaking world. https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/waffle

Okay, now I remember - like politicians are said to "waffle" by giving evasive answers to difficult questions. I think I've heard it used more often as a verb rather than a noun.

 

[sirhugs]

Some people claim to have used ideas from here. I almost did once myself but it didn't pan out - at least not yet. As for making any changes to the boards or adding categories - well, you could suggest it but not much if anything has changed on them in several years, at least.

Is "waffle" a term you made up yourself in this meaning or is it part of some regional slang perhaps?

I have used a number of ideas from here over the years, and workshopped others. I have also seen a number of the ideas I donated developed by others.

IMHO there are enough general chat forums already. The Author's Hangout is a very busy forum dedicated to general chat among writers, for example. If you aren't interested in Story Ideas, you might find that more interesting.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I have used a number of ideas from here over the years, and workshopped others. I have also seen a number of the ideas I donated developed by others.

IMHO there are enough general chat forums already. The Author's Hangout is a very busy forum dedicated to general chat among writers, for example. If you aren't interested in Story Ideas, you might find that more interesting.

I'm not unhappy with Story Ideas, but the other person suggested a new "subcategory" which I'm guessing would be very unlikely to be implemented.The site's owners haven't changed in forum topics or the story categories in a very long time (since long before I got here).

I guess this thread drifted a lot but much of that was my own doing. I inadvertently started that with the comment about the "Stacy's Mom" video which seemed semi-relevant at the time.