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Most interesting quote thus far from Xenophon "It so happened that after breakfast Thibron and Thersander the flute player were spending time in the tent together. Thersander was not only a fine flute player, but he also claimed to be very strong, since he was a great imitator of Spartan ways." oh really a fine flute player? Yes over a thousand years later and the innuendo is still the same. The lesson to be drawn is, however, not to take a break in a tent in the middle of a battle field for sex, since they were slaughtered by the Persians where they lay. Xenophon notes that the general replacing Thibron was much more reliable since "pleasures of the body did not master him..." Interesting.
 
osirus said:
Most interesting quote thus far from Xenophon "It so happened that after breakfast Thibron and Thersander the flute player were spending time in the tent together. Thersander was not only a fine flute player, but he also claimed to be very strong, since he was a great imitator of Spartan ways." oh really a fine flute player? Yes over a thousand years later and the innuendo is still the same. The lesson to be drawn is, however, not to take a break in a tent in the middle of a battle field for sex, since they were slaughtered by the Persians where they lay. Xenophon notes that the general replacing Thibron was much more reliable since "pleasures of the body did not master him..." Interesting.
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I'm assuming "Flute Player" was an ancient euphemism for 'homosexual'.
 
osirus said:
Pretty easy to tell isn't it?
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I just feel bad that the guy was called "Thersander the flute player" - like the fact that he liked sucking wangers was his only defining characteristic.
 
Mr. Show said:
I just feel bad that the guy was called "Thersander the flute player" - like the fact that he liked sucking wangers was his only defining characteristic.
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Actually given that he was defined as being strong and liked imitating Spartans indicates that he was probably a top and that Thibron was the "passive" lover, according to the footnotes. Who knew? But yes, sort of a cruel trick of fate to be defined for over a thousand years as simply a sex object, who managed to get a famous Spartan general killed with his libido.
 
osirus said:
Actually given that he was defined as being strong and liked imitating Spartans indicates that he was probably a top and that Thibron was the "passive" lover, according to the footnotes. Who knew? But yes, sort of a cruel trick of fate to be defined for over a thousand years as simply a sex object, who managed to get a famous Spartan general killed with his libido.
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Although - to be fair, he's totally and imortally famous now - all because he was a sex object.

So it's not all bad.

Plus, by all accounts - he must have been pretty good in the bedroll.
 
Very inviting, osirus! You wear the satin well ;)

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Mr. Show said:
Although - to be fair, he's totally and imortally famous now - all because he was a sex object.

So it's not all bad.

Plus, by all accounts - he must have been pretty good in the bedroll.
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True, he was after all strong and a "fine" flute player and how many people can say they are remembered for their sexual prowess thousands of years later? Alright, really time for bed. Goodnight Mr. Show :kiss::rose:
 
osirus said:
True, he was after all strong and a "fine" flute player and how many people can say they are remembered for their sexual prowess thousands of years later? Alright, really time for bed. Goodnight Mr. Show :kiss::rose:
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Sweet dreams, ladybird.
 
Tastytooter said:
Recently I discussed this thread with a certain friend of mine. The conversation went something like this:

Me: Hey look at this thread (includes link)
My Friend: Holy Moley, what a knockout!
Me: For sure - I've gotta say, this Osirus is one divine dame.
My Friend: Bet on it. You know, she makes me feel a certain way.
Me: How's that?
My Friend: Well, I can't quite say...she makes me....I guess she makes me....
Me: Yes?
My Friend:....she makes me feel like dancing. Like I want to dance the night away.
Me: (laughing) I know what you mean. Hey, that almost sounds like a song.
My Friend: You read my mind. But such a song wouldn't thrive in the contemporary pop market, you know? It doesn't have that "edge" that the kids go gaga for.
Me: Oh no...I know what you're thinking, and the answer is N-O.
My Friend: Oh come on, we've used your time machine for far less interesting purposes. What about that time we replaced all the food on the Titanic with dog food?
Me: And look what happened! In no way are you using my time machine to go back to the 70s and record a popular disco anthem. No. Way.

Long story short, I let him use the time machine. Of course by now you know that my friend is none other than Leo Sayer. I warned him that going back in time and altering history to include his bubblegum disco hit would undoubtedly have repercussions on the present, possibly even the erasure of Osirus and her loveliness, and if that were the case what would be the point of recording the song in the first place. He wouldn't listen, though, and broke into my basement at night to access the time machine. Of course, we all know what happened because all our timelines have been altered to include and cope with the consequences of his actions....but notably, Osirus' beauty, her poise and grance, none of it was affected by Leo's careless time-screwery. The moral of the story: in the age of time machines nothing is certain, except that Osirus is a real nifty number.
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quite possibly the best fucking post ever. in the history of posts. on every forum. ever. im still laughing.

but the part about osiris' beauty and utter sexiness is spot-on!
 
Oh yeah.

Absolutely, positively, with all certainty, dead-on, 100% prime a-grade top class, top notch, top shelf and top anything else you want to name cock-hardening, completely distracting, masturbate at your desk with a head full of all kinds of nasty wicked fantasies sexiness.

Uh. Wait. That was the outside voice, wasn't it?
 
osirus said:
True, he was after all strong and a "fine" flute player and how many people can say they are remembered for their sexual prowess thousands of years later? Alright, really time for bed. Goodnight Mr. Show :kiss::rose:
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I suppose it's out of the question to consider that Thibron and Thersander were taking an opportunity, post-breakfast, to work on their avant post-fusion jazz suite for flute and drums, titled "Looking For Waves Beyond Waves, pt.2"?
 
I must admit, diversions are great! Especially silk smooth on soft skin diversions! You are one beautiful woman, Osirus. I look forward to more diversions! :D
 
Tastytooter said:
I suppose it's out of the question to consider that Thibron and Thersander were taking an opportunity, post-breakfast, to work on their avant post-fusion jazz suite for flute and drums, titled "Looking For Waves Beyond Waves, pt.2"?
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I haven't laughed harder in a while, Thanks, Tastytooter! :kiss:
 
raphy said:
Oh yeah.

Absolutely, positively, with all certainty, dead-on, 100% prime a-grade top class, top notch, top shelf and top anything else you want to name cock-hardening, completely distracting, masturbate at your desk with a head full of all kinds of nasty wicked fantasies sexiness.

Uh. Wait. That was the outside voice, wasn't it?
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Yep, thanks raphy...:devil:
 
Hi Beautiful How is your day? Warm thoughts and a hug and smile for you today
 
Thanks, good so far, trying not to stir up any trouble ;)
 
osirus said:
Thanks, good so far, trying not to stir up any trouble ;)
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You look divine Osirus. :rose: I really like the satin series. The way it falls on your body is very sexy and erotic. It flows with your curves beautifully and the contrast between colors is intense. I have been captivated by how beautiful you are and I promise to post here much more often :kiss:
 
osirus said:
Awww... thanks ShyGuy68 :kiss: would have been fun, but I didn't get much time off, though did spend one afternoon wandering around the wharf area and Tivoli.
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I hope you enjoyed your visit to Copenhagen, even though you didn't have much time to explore it.

And know, that if I had been able to take you on a date, I would have admired you for both your mind and body ... and think about how it would be to curl some sheets with you ;)
 
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