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[only_lj]

Thank you my English friends: only_lj and Cockslave, and my mysterious friend Clairelovesit for you generous ratings.


And welcome back my old friend serene. Missed you.

YVW i hope you take lots more pics for us

 

[mr_misnomer]

An apology

..to my proud scottish friend Cockslave for calling her English. I know the difference; it was just a slip of tongue, well fingers, on my part.

 

[cockslave]

..to my proud scottish friend Cockslave for calling her English. I know the difference; it was just a slip of tongue, well fingers, on my part.

well if that tongue and fingers are gonna slip try them in another place hun !

 

[mr_misnomer]

I know some...

...warm and fuzzy places you know intimately. Did you mean those?

well if that tongue and fingers are gonna slip try them in another place hun !

 

[mr_misnomer]

Posted in my personals ad

A poem that is really a shameless bump
The title of this poem is:

Shameless Bump (this is how it should be given)
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To the ladies in the Carolinas,
All you women with the fine sass,
Ain't there no takers for this guy,
Who wants what no money can buy?

Sex is not all I wunt,
It's not about pounding your cunt,
I want a little perversion,
Maybe go on a little excursion.

I want to fuck your lovely face,
It's ok if you set the pace,
And let your titties warm my cock,
There are few finer places to dock!

I want to cum all over you,
And make you sticky as glue
And looks into your eyes so brown,
And then on you, I will go down.

It don't matter who you might be,
Just as long as you are lovely,
Sure, you might have a boyfriend,
Let's include him, it's the new trend.

Sure, we are in the Bible belt,
But all you ladies make my heart melt,
If I am so, then so must be some of you,
Come forth now, reluctance will not do!

 

[cockslave]

...warm and fuzzy places you know intimately. Did you mean those?

those are the ones

 

[sereneone4u]

My eyes are brown, baby...make it rhyme...

 

[mr_misnomer]

I don't know what you are talking about

My eyes are brown, baby...make it rhyme...

 

[sereneone4u]

Thank you, baby.....

 

[mr_misnomer]

Puzzled

What is all that about?

Thank you, baby.....

 

[tmtrouble2006]

What is all that about?

I am in awe. Mister, you seem on the virge of an FMF!!!

Hats off to you dude.

 

[mr_misnomer]

... you seem on the virge of an FMF!!!

Really? I have no clue about it, but then I am usually quite clueless. But I appreciate the fact that you are doing some wishful thinking that I oughta be doing.

If you know more, pray tell.

 

[tmtrouble2006]

... you seem on the virge of an FMF!!!

Really? I have no clue about it, but then I am usually quite clueless. But I appreciate the fact that you are doing some wishful thinking that I oughta be doing.

If you know more, pray tell.

It was a joke. Just admiring two beautiful women fawning over you. You must have something they want.

 

[cockslave]

It was a joke. Just admiring two beautiful women fawning over you. You must have something they want.

yes he has ...... a brain that goe with a terrific body!

 

[tmtrouble2006]

yes he has ...... a brain that goe with a terrific body!

Exactly my point. Please don't take offense at what I am saying. Meant it as a compliment. I will leave you alone.

 

[mr_misnomer]

It was a joke. Just admiring two beautiful women fawning over you. You must have something they want.

Fawning, admiration,
Just not the same as fornication.
And I'm as close to a threesome,
As Carolina is from the UK.

But, let me be a gracious host,
And say thanks for your post,
Come see me again,
Who said I'm afraid of men?

 

[tmtrouble2006]

Fawning, admiration,
Just not the same as fornication.
And I'm as close to a threesome,
As Carolina is from the UK.

But, let me be a gracious host,
And say thanks for your post,
Come see me again,
Who said I'm afraid of men?

Never said you were. You are a gracious host. And I appreciate your candor as well as your hospitality.

 

[monique1971]

I love it when a man rhymes "wunt" and "cunt." Although, now that I think of it, mr. misnomer is the only man I know who does that.

Thanks for making me smile.

 

[mr_misnomer]

I love it when a man rhymes "wunt" and "cunt." Although, now that I think of it, mr. misnomer is the only man I know who does that.

Thanks for making me smile.

I just exercised my poetic license, and few have it. No wonder you don't know anyone else who does that.

 

[sereneone4u]

Wow...IMing with me and writing poems and carrying on convos...what a man...one that can multitask...

 

[sereneone4u]

Miss you baby....

 

[thiscouldbtricky]

OH SO YUMMY LOOKING COCK YOU HAVE THERE
And also the rest of you looks just as delicious!
Mmmmmmm!

 

[thiscouldbtricky]

Ladies, be kind enough to give ratings with your posts. Ratings may be one of 'unsavory', 'wimpy', 'photogenic', 'pound me', and 'drench me in your cum'---obviously, from the worst to the best.

Gonna have to go with POUND ME! Only because I don't really know you and my mommy always taught me to never let strangers drench me in their cum.

 

[mr_misnomer]

Another one

Another one for everyone.

 

[sereneone4u]

Hello! Missed you....