Real Jedi Knights

[Lord Emu]

This will interest Star Wars fans and weirdos like myself. The Jedi religion is now offical. This is no joke check out this link for yourself http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/ma...njedi11.xml&sourcetag_sl=news-telegraph.co.uk

 

[kitsuke]

If George Lucas gave me a real light saber I would assist him in conquering the world.


I am utterly and completely serious. God I love Star Wars.

 

[Starfish]

I didn't go to the link yet, but I already knew this one.
The thing is, not everyone who claims to be one, is one.

Oh and here is a man that they are partly modeled after.


Talk about real life heros...
Miyamoto Mushashi

See the movie 'Samauri Trilogy'

 

[Renegade]

That's it, I'm starting a new mafia and calling it The Little Rascals.

 

[Rooster]

You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

You ever used the phrase, "May the Force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had an land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You think Han Solo should wear a flannel shirt, 'cause he looks like a little sissy in that vest.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You've ever referred to the Empire as "them damn Yankees."

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle"

 

[Starfish]

Wow. Old thread, but LOL Rooster. I needed that.

 

[Rooster]

Wow. Old thread, but LOL Rooster. I needed that.

NP ... I just didn't want to start a new one