Really, Why Doesn't Laurel (Heart) Me?

[Marxist]

I'm a nice guy. I play by the rules. I try to come up with innovations and interesting conversations to keep the board moving in a postive and interesting light. So why doesn't that bitch like me?

Witness this odd PM from the Catmaster:

****, I wish you didn't feel the need to point out Literotica's inadequacies. I really do want to institute your plan for coupons for gravy with every story submitted. Your idea to open up a new 'Nilla Forum is a good one that just requires more research. Your idea to not allow people to post Unregistered will hinder my abilty to say bad things about yayati anonymously.

I'm not against you *****, but I just don't really care for *****. They don't satisfy me visually or in person.

Best of Luck,

Laurel Goebbels, Litfuerer

The lady hates me and my kind. I quit. I'm through with her and her odd Fascist mindgames.

Later.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Can I call you Sally?

 

[Marxist]

Can I call you Sally?

Only if you let me borrow your Devo hat.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Da da da.

Sure, Sally. Have at it.

 

[Marxist]

Da da da.

Sure, Sally. Have at it.

DON'TCALLMESALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Private Vasquez]

But I let you borrow the hat. You said I could.

"Pink Pussycat. I'm a dog. Pink Pussycat bow wow wow."

 

[Marxist]

I really do want an answer to my question. I'm feeling unloved and Riff has offered to buy me a drink.

Help.

 

[Spinaroonie]

I'll put in a good word for you.

 

[Cheyenne]

I'm a nice guy. I play by the rules. I try to come up with innovations and interesting conversations to keep the board moving in a postive and interesting light. So why doesn't that bitch like me?

Who did you say you were again?

 

[Harbinger]

Let me know when that gravy coupon thing goes through. I've been holding back just for something like this.

 

[sunstruck]

This is a pathetic plea for attention from chubby white women isn't it? That's just sad hon.

 

[seXieleXie]

laurel doesn't like you because you're such a leftist.

 

[Laurel]

You know I heart you. I heart you with all of my heart. I have a huge heart on for you. Really. So you can rest your pretty lil head and stop sending me daily wish lists in crayon.

your loving kitty fuhrer
that bitch Laurel

 

[amelia]

i don't know why laurel doesn't heart you....you are far beyond mediocre.

 

[Marxist]

i don't know why laurel doesn't heart you....you are far beyond mediocre.

Likewise my dear Amelia.





Hey Laurel, if you like me so damn much, then explain this image hidden in every single one of your emails to me.

http://www.duke.edu/web/primate/graphics/aye/b7015.jpg

That's just rude, lady.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Laurel, when I sent you that picture of me, I told you NOT to share it with anyone. Rude is right!

 

[sunstruck]

Ummm isn't that a bushbaby? I...nope. Not touching it.

 

[Laurel]

Hey Laurel, if you like me so damn much, then explain this image hidden in every single one of your emails to me.

http://www.duke.edu/web/primate/graphics/aye/b7015.jpg

What, you don't like cats?

 

[Harbinger]

If that's a cat, it needs some vitamins. And a handfull of quaaludes.

 

[KillerMuffin]

She's seen your picture, bubba. Even with the microchocopenis you're still a dawg. You know how cats hate you dogs, playa.

 

[Laurel]

Hey now! Marxist is actually a rather attractive man. Don't let that get out, though, or his curmudgeon act will be ruined.

He is a dawg, though. I'm not into playas, though. Meow. Fft Fft.