Recipes for passion

DeepGreenEyes

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Let's create a cookbook of tasty erotic meals! Here's mine:

Sweet and Spicy Cock Au Vin

In large bowl, combine two cups desire from separate containers, making sure they overlap. Add 1 cup enthusiasm, and large splash of testosterone and creative juices. Add passionfruit, firm banana, ripe, juicy melons and huge dollop of yogurt (any flavor but Vanilla ;) ). Sprinkle with cayenne and black peppers. Add 1 T honey, 2 cloves humor and 2 hours thyme.

Beat mercilessly with wooden spoon until red marks appear and/or mixture moans and begs for more.

In shallow pan, lovingly fold mixture over succulent, tenderized flesh. With baster, inject warm, creamy marinade into all openings (restrain wings and legs for easier access). Cook until rosy glow appears and delicious smell pervades room. Remove from heat and serve on bed of Egyptian cotton sheets.

Amply serves two hungry diners. Enjoy with good bottle of wine and hot buttered buns.
 
passion butter

passion butter
start with a gooey base for the ingredients combine 1c.bodily sexual secretions

the SCL ~ Sexusensalipid Creamorosa Lustillrecta ~ compound derived from the ingredients
is only soluble by the creamy fat like compound found in sexual secretions. hence
the only way to derive the SLC when cooking is to combine it with vaginal juices and/or cum.

add the following ingredients to the base:
needleaf 1 tsp
seed of testosterone 1/2 tsp
ground urgency peppers 1 tsp
poetic lust 1 tbs
musing dust 1/2 tsp
purple allnightspice 2 tsp
chopped green meadow grass 2 tbs

stirring slowly with a wire whisk
simmer over a very low flame until a

slow
calm
rolling

boil

occurs within the heated vassal
continue to whisk faster for five minutes
ensuring the bottom does not scald
continue to beat the mixture until coagulation occurs

remove from heat
to ensure the SCL is given the proper reaction time
place a cracked lid over the pot
allowing limited moisture and heat escape
lowering the temperature slowly
sensual quivers
aftershocks
slowing of labored breathing
the ingredients are fused
butter will thicken as it cools

use as a substitute in any recipe calling for butter.
the effects produce a passion intoxicated experience when consumed.
warning: each individual will respond differently to this edible
life experiences, personality, individuality, religious and political views vary in every person
embrace the experience when consuming
delve deep into the mysteries of your

mind body and spirit

play
create
enjoy
 
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