Republican Red State News Thread

[RoryN]

HENDERSON, Kentucky (WEHT)— A Daviess County man is behind bars after police say he had sexual relations with a dead deer.

https://fox59.com/news/daviess-county-man-charged-with-sex-crimes-against-animals/

 

[RoryN]

No update on the condition of the deer...

 

[briancamdudetenger2018]

since this is a xxx stories web site via forums aka message board

there are xxx stories about humans and animals doing the hipity dipity

 

[wallstreetguy]

https://nypost.com/2026/03/02/us-ne...ified-as-texas-tech-student-ryder-harrington/
Great, let's go!
https://nypost.com/2026/03/02/us-ne...m-kept-paycheck-after-child-sex-abuse-arrest/
You don't mind if I slip in an Asian sex offender in Blue California, right?

 

[Bray123]

No update on the condition of the deer...

It seems the deer was already dead.

Officers were dispatched and found the man covered in the deer’s blood and fur.

Fantastic stuff.

 

[Rotadom]

https://nypost.com/2026/03/02/us-ne...ified-as-texas-tech-student-ryder-harrington/
Great, let's go!
https://nypost.com/2026/03/02/us-ne...m-kept-paycheck-after-child-sex-abuse-arrest/
You don't mind if I slip in an Asian sex offender in Blue California, right?

Texas in Texas, .

 

[nowisthetime]

Magats are gross and disgusting.

 

[Wilson23]

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlyInFlorida

 

[stxjimmy]

It seems the deer was already dead.

Officers were dispatched and found the man covered in the deer’s blood and fur.

Fantastic stuff.

Dear deer.

 

[Wilson23]

Do you need to watch out for deer tick disease as an STD?

 

[wallstreetguy]

Texas in Texas, .

No, African Muslims are African Muslims, no matter where they go.

 

[Rotadom]

No, African Muslims are African Muslims, no matter where they go.

That's one way to prove you're an ignorant .

 

[Wilson23]

No, African Muslims are African Muslims, no matter where they go.

Youy are an idiot.

 

[RoryN]

Florida man pleads guilty to distributing baby monkey sex torture videos

CORAL GABLES, Fla. (WFLA) — A Miami-Dade man pleaded guilty on Monday to distributing videos depicting baby monkeys undergoing sexual torture and mutilation.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ne...orida-man-baby-monkey-sex-torture-videos/amp/

 

[Wilson23]

Florida man pleads guilty to distributing baby monkey sex torture videos

CORAL GABLES, Fla. (WFLA) — A Miami-Dade man pleaded guilty on Monday to distributing videos depicting baby monkeys undergoing sexual torture and mutilation.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ne...orida-man-baby-monkey-sex-torture-videos/amp/

Speaking as a Florida man, of course I have dupes of that video for sale -- PM me.

 

[RoryN]

Speaking as a Florida man, of course I have dupes of that video for sale -- PM me.

Florida is as Florida does.

 

[briancamdudetenger2018]

Florida man pleads guilty to distributing baby monkey sex torture videos

CORAL GABLES, Fla. (WFLA) — A Miami-Dade man pleaded guilty on Monday to distributing videos depicting baby monkeys undergoing sexual torture and mutilation.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ne...orida-man-baby-monkey-sex-torture-videos/amp/

a sick freak

 

[Bray123]

Embattled Republican Rep. Tony Gonzales, who just advanced to a runoff in his Texas district’s primary election, admitted on Wednesday that he had an extramarital affair with a staffer who later fatally set herself on fire.

“I made a mistake, and I had a lapse in judgment,” Gonzales said

“I’ve asked God to forgive me, which he has,” Gonzales said.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/04/us-ne...air-with-ex-aide-who-burned-herself-to-death/



So that's OK then. If you can't decide what God has done, what's even the point of being a Republican?

 

[Wilson23]

Embattled Republican Rep. Tony Gonzales, who just advanced to a runoff in his Texas district’s primary election, admitted on Wednesday that he had an extramarital affair with a staffer who later fatally set herself on fire.

Not too good for a guy's ego.

 

[RoryN]

Mississippi man gets 80 years for child pornography

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wj...-man-gets-80-years-for-child-pornography/amp/

 

[RoryN]

Texas megachurch pastor Robert Morris is free after 6 months in an Oklahoma jail for child sex abuse​

https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/31/us/pastor-robert-morris-jail-release

 

[wallstreetguy]

Ooh, I want to play this game:
https://www.justice.gov/usao-ndal/pr/jefferson-county-woman-indicted-distribution-illegal-drugs
https://kfoxtv.com/news/nation-worl...county-alabama-crime-news-child-abuse-neglect
https://www.al.com/crime/2026/03/de...irl-wants-alabama-to-execute-him-quickly.html
https://www.al.com/crime/2026/03/bi...ed-robbery-that-ended-with-friends-death.html

Does it count that every single crime listed in my Google search shows Democrats committing them in Red states?
Or should I do the same in Blue states and see how many non-blacks show up? Do latinos count? Asian human traffickers are big where I am now. Do Chinese women count?

 

[RoryN]

Ooh, I want to play this game

Good! That's proof that I've triggered you.

(Again.)

 

[Wilson23]

There's none so weird as can compare with THIS red state!
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlyInFlorida

 

[briancamdudetenger2018]

reminds me of the early days of the jerry springer show