Republican Senate Candidate Christine O'Donnell: 'I dabbled into witchcraft'
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Just clarifying that getting drunk and having casual sex is pretty much the job description for the title of drunkard and cum slut.
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judgmental much? same criteria applies if it were a man? or a leftwinger?
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Wrinkles or not, Maggie Smith is still hot.
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no, it isn't. you are just being silly now.
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that's o.k with me as long as she doesn't try to legislate her new sense of morality for the rest of us.
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well in that case, I expect to go to hell and back.
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You're just worried it's too close to home
saturday night and I'm stone cold sober.
I will ave a belly of cum later though, so there is that.
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This screams to be circulated about on stickers and t-shirts and shit.
I'd agree with you. It's also her air. She has that something that makes you think a little bit...
WILMINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Galvanized by Republican senatorial nominee Christine O’Donnell’s anti-masturbation stance, masturbators from across the state converged on Wilmington today in what some are calling the largest pro-wanking protest in American history.
Carrying signs reading, “O’Donnell: Hands Off Our Masturbation,” the angry masturbators clogged downtown Wilmington, stopping traffic for blocks.
Harley Farger, a leading Delaware masturbator and planner of the Million Masturbators March, said it was difficult to organize masturbators “because they’re used to acting alone.”
http://www.borowitzreport.com/2010/09/17/delaware-masturbators-march-against-odonnell/
Carrying signs reading, “O’Donnell: Hands Off Our Masturbation,” the angry masturbators clogged downtown Wilmington, stopping traffic for blocks.
Harley Farger, a leading Delaware masturbator and planner of the Million Masturbators March, said it was difficult to organize masturbators “because they’re used to acting alone.”
http://www.borowitzreport.com/2010/09/17/delaware-masturbators-march-against-odonnell/
The nearest I can think of is Santeria, but I don't know if it uses altars. If it were a Satanic altar, there wouldn't be blood on it -- not real blood, anyway, human or animal.
Of course, there's more than one kind of Satanism -- there's Anton LaVey's Church of Satan, and then there's the teenagers who sacrifice kittens to their heavy-metal album covers.
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I am organizing a march on Washington for us Masturbators . It'll be called the Million Man Stroke.
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I'm guessing that's a no then.
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How offended were you when Breitbart took Sherrod to the White House woodshed? Beck???
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I thought you guys loved Islam...
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islam doesn't expressly forbid wanking in all situations though. it's different from catholicism.
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SSSSSSSshhhhh......you never know just what will offend them...
The Liberals, I mean, we KNOW what offends the ragheads, US!!!
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you channeling busybody?
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Bill Maher says that he is going to play a clip a week until she comes back on his show. She has cancelled a Sunday national television show since this came out on Friday.
And if that was the first one, you wonder what he's got in the back room.
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I know. This is gonna be fun.
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I don't think I've ever heard anyone use the term "gravely disordered" who didn't carry a Vatican passport. O'Donnell is younger than me, but even in my day the priests, nuns, and what have you didn't really say much about masturbation. Even they knew you have to choose your battles more wisely.
Needless to say, this latest bit of news about the Stevie Nicks of Wilmington doesn't do much to dispel the sense that O'Donnell is a major flake. But I suppose that's the risk you take when all of your relevant experience involves going on television shows. Delaware isn't Kentucky, where Rand Paul seems to have overcome the "aqua Buddha" lunacy.
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