requests thread. :D

[postobatwork]

Ok, this is what I want and I am very picky, so I expect all everything followed to a perfect "T" !

We need a midget, stuffed antelope , 9-iron, 2/3 full bucket of the styrofoam packing popcorn, 13 Chery PEZ, a coaster stolen from Applebee's, a bucket-O-Mayo from Walmart, 2 tubes of neat-squeeze kids Crest toothpaste with the sparkles and bubblegum flavoring, an 8X10 picture frame with a 4X6 picture of Hillary Clinton in it with a photo shop picture of a cock in her mouth and condom.

 

[mrrobreed]

I've gotta say, I love that pic on your profile iluv.

 

[BlueEyedTheory]

Jesus Christ . . .who the hell quotes "ORGAZMO" ? Thats awesome!

I do what I can, man... I do what I can.

 

[BlueEyedTheory]

Ok, this is what I want and I am very picky, so I expect all everything followed to a perfect "T" !

We need a midget, stuffed antelope , 9-iron, 2/3 full bucket of the styrofoam packing popcorn, 13 Chery PEZ, a coaster stolen from Applebee's, a bucket-O-Mayo from Walmart, 2 tubes of neat-squeeze kids Crest toothpaste with the sparkles and bubblegum flavoring, an 8X10 picture frame with a 4X6 picture of Hillary Clinton in it with a photo shop picture of a cock in her mouth and condom.

I like everything you have going here... and I see that you got the 9-iron, but you forgot the ice cubes... and you failed to mention that at some point you need to exchange the 9-iron for a pitching wedge. (Someone please get that)

 

[rootsfan]

well i'd take a nice guy over an asshole any day.

But would you let a nice guy take your ass?

Sorry, I couldn't help myself. I hope you're doing well. And yes, you deserve all the niceness you get here and more.*smooch*

 

[iluvyou3638]

But would you let a nice guy take your ass?

Sorry, I couldn't help myself. I hope you're doing well. And yes, you deserve all the niceness you get here and more.*smooch*

why yes, yes i would.

I like everything you have going here... and I see that you got the 9-iron, but you forgot the ice cubes... and you failed to mention that at some point you need to exchange the 9-iron for a pitching wedge. (Someone please get that)

what do you guys have planned for me?......

Ok, this is what I want and I am very picky, so I expect all everything followed to a perfect "T" !

We need a midget, stuffed antelope , 9-iron, 2/3 full bucket of the styrofoam packing popcorn, 13 Chery PEZ, a coaster stolen from Applebee's, a bucket-O-Mayo from Walmart, 2 tubes of neat-squeeze kids Crest toothpaste with the sparkles and bubblegum flavoring, an 8X10 picture frame with a 4X6 picture of Hillary Clinton in it with a photo shop picture of a cock in her mouth and condom.

lol, i'll get right on that

Anyone who can quote Orgazmo is definately a keeper.

lol, you guys are silly.

 

[iluvyou3638]

okay, so here are a few requests. i didn't get very far because my camera is a dirty fucking cunt. that is all. so take what you can get and if you complain, i will murder you in your cyber sleep.

 

[iluvyou3638]

a few more. one or two of these aren't even requests, but i am too lazy to put them in my other thread. enjoy.

i look like i am on crack in the last one.

 

[BlueEyedTheory]

okay, so here are a few requests. i didn't get very far because my camera is a dirty fucking cunt. that is all. so take what you can get and if you complain, i will murder you in your cyber sleep.

That first picture is so inviting

Great pics!

 

[iluvyou3638]

That first picture is so inviting

Great pics!

haha, thanks. i actually don't like that one so much, but hey.

 

[PiratePrince]

i look like i am on crack in the last one.

Heh. More like you're out of crack, and you heard I had some and I'm holding out on you. You look pissed.

Kidding, of course. You're the sexiest crack whore on Lit.

 

[BlueEyedTheory]

haha, thanks. i actually don't like that one so much, but hey.

I like it, a lot.

Check your email, btw

 

[iluvyou3638]

Heh. More like you're out of crack, and you heard I had some and I'm holding out on you. You look pissed.

Kidding, of course. You're the sexiest crack whore on Lit.

haha, i do look pissed, my lips are all pinched together. and thanks, can i have some of your pirate crack?

 

[PiratePrince]

haha, i do look pissed, my lips are all pinched together. and thanks, can i have some of your pirate crack?

We pirates are really more about rum. And booty (in whatever sense of the word floats your boat, really). Crack, not so much. Can I interest you in some rum and/or booty?

 

[OscarTheGrouch]

I work for UPS Supplychain solutions, and our client is Rolls-Royce

no wai

 

[iluvyou3638]

We pirates are really more about rum. And booty (in whatever sense of the word floats your boat, really). Crack, not so much. Can I interest you in some rum and/or booty?

can i have a bit of both?

I like it, a lot.

Check your email, btw

is there a present for me???

 

[rootsfan]

okay, so here are a few requests. i didn't get very far because my camera is a dirty fucking cunt. that is all. so take what you can get and if you complain, i will murder you in your cyber sleep.

OK, I just opened the first one and had the loudest gasp of my life. So very hot, doll. Honestly, the rest of the set could be blurry shots of goats and I wouldn't complain. OK, back to looking...

 

[iluvyou3638]

OK, I just opened the first one and had the loudest gasp of my life. So very hot, doll. Honestly, the rest of the set could be blurry shots of goats and I wouldn't complain. OK, back to looking...

goats? really? i'll have to remember that.

 

[BlueEyedTheory]

is there a present for me???

Sort've a present... I guess I could leave you quite a few visual presents though

 

[rootsfan]

goats? really? i'll have to remember that.

Hush, you. Or else I'll have to put something in your mouth. Then there's the ass-taking...

The rest of the set was excellent, too. You really have lovely eyes.

 

[iluvyou3638]

Sort've a present... I guess I could leave you quite a few visual presents though

your e-mails take waaaaaaay too ling to come through. i can't stand the anticipation!!!

 

[iluvyou3638]

Hush, you. Or else I'll have to put something in your mouth. Then there's the ass-taking...

The rest of the set was excellent, too. You really have lovely eyes.

you can have my ass, i don't want it.

 

[BlueEyedTheory]

your e-mails take waaaaaaay too ling to come through. i can't stand the anticipation!!!

that's so weird... too bad you dont get on yahoo im or i could send you a ton of presents

 

[rootsfan]

you can have my ass, i don't want it.

Awww. It's eminently spankable, among other "-ables".

 

[iluvyou3638]

that's so weird... too bad you dont get on yahoo im or i could send you a ton of presents

i might have to do that sometime. your presents are the best.