Resident Basement Dweller

I have at the present, two groups of three trolls. One set around 9AM and another about 3. Or it may be the same set twice a day or maybe one troll that has a bunch of alt anymouses and spare time before and after school..

I'm not sure what the connections are since they are all anonymous but I probably don't want to know anyway.

Well, aren't you beloved! Three or one, that is dedication.

As far as I know I have no trolls. I've had troll votes, one or two nasty comment, but nobody who truly sticks around to torment me. No Moriarty for my Holmes.

I did have some trolls on Kik though when I used it. Disappointed teenage boys who realized that I wouldn't send nudes. The usual stuff.
 
That's one dedicated troll but not overly convincing one. You don't come across guys/gals like these often.

I miss my troll. Maybe I should write an erotica dedicated to our complicated love story.

He's reading this thread so maybe he'll find new love with you. Honestly though, he's gotten boring. So little originality in his threats.

But he did admit to being an author here...

"you 1 vote people & drop scores for reasons other than their work,and i'm sure you've done it to mine."

It's been years since I one voted anybody. I was told years ago the one votes were deleted every Friday so what would be the point?

So if I one voted you little troll, it was years ago and you must be a terrible author to get one votes.

So now troll has become Cowardly Author Troll. A whole new low in trollism.

"you're example left a trail, the smart swatters don't.

guess which kind you're dealing with


Everyone here is going with stupid. (looks around the room) Yep, everybody's got their hand up, stupid it is! :rolleyes:
 
I have at the present, two groups of three trolls.

Wow, I stand humbled. I thought I was making progress in popularity with the readers, but you... it takes my breath away. I only have this one putz!

Will you share the secrets of your success ;)
 
Wow, I stand humbled. I thought I was making progress in popularity with the readers, but you... it takes my breath away. I only have this one putz!

Will you share the secrets of your success ;)

Tread carefully. I've been thinking as well that these mildly envious claims you and I are making might actually bring him/her forth.

I realize that often when I make that kind of wishes in these forums they become true. Last one was: "oh, wish my work was good enough to be stolen by others and posted on other sites in the internet without my permission." I didn't realize how WordPress makes you report each story taken from you individually. That was an hour I will never get back.
 
Wow, I stand humbled. I thought I was making progress in popularity with the readers, but you... it takes my breath away. I only have this one putz!

Will you share the secrets of your success ;)

My secret was well documented back in the day. Like you, I took on the dumbest author to ever strike a word on Lit. He self-proclaimed himself to be the number one author but had never won or even placed in any contest . Not even the monthly ones and the only way he got into the year-end awards lists was to nominate himself. That or use his legion of alts. Most of which have waned over the years.

He even stated that each view he got was a sale and that Laurel kicked him back something each month for all the sales he made. It all sounds like a joke now but back then...

Then there was Freddie. Or you can call him by any of 6 or 8 alts he wrote under over the years. The last was female. Which is funny, because the other boy wonder started out as a female and swapped over after getting laughed at for buying favorites with a tit picture. Actually, a picture of one tit. The same picture over and over again. The infamous uni-tit caper.

Ah yes, the checkered past. It has been a long and hard road. :D
 
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My secret was well documented back in the day. Like you, I took on the dumbest author to ever strike a word on Lit. He self-proclaimed himself to be the number one author but had never won or even placed in any contest . Not even the monthly ones and the only way he got into the year-end awards lists was to nominate himself. That or use his legion of alts. Most of which have waned over the years.

He even stated that each view he got was a sale and that Laurel kicked him back something each month for all the sales he made. It all sounds like a joke now but back then...

Then there was Freddie. Or you can call him by any of 6 or 8 alts he wrote under over the years. The last was female. Which is funny, because the other boy wonder started out as a female and swapped over after getting laughed at for buying favorites with a tit picture. Actually, a picture of one tit. The same picture over and over again. The infamous uni-tit caper.

Ah yes, the checkered past. It has been a long and hard road. :D

You're a hard man to live with, is that what you're saying? ;)
 
Ah yes, the checkered past. It has been a long and hard road. :D
Iggy is our friend. And avoiding the GB reduces stress. I also suspect invoking trolls here incites them. So does bragging. I don't poke a stick in the baboon cage.
 
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