Roast vs. Golf

[Aglaopheme]

Which Great American pastime would you rather do when the Warm Age comes upon us again?

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or

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I'm a lefty so I never had any clubs to borrow when I've been asked to play. I don't think it will be as thrilling as a good game of putting!

I have a couple of sets you can borrow, rainy.


Also, I miss being able to golf for free.

 

[doowdniw]

Nope. Practice swing. Prove me wrong.

I wouldn't know. I play golf now about once every ten years. Played a lot more when I had less time on my hands. Now it's harder to justify burning what seems like half a day chasing a little white ball.

 

[Antryg_Windrose]

People uphill want us to pave the gravel road in our tract so they can drive their motor carts to the golf course a mile downhill. They don't want to pay for paving themselves. They won't press the county to declare the road public and officially pave it. No, it's our responsibility to pay for their comfort. And they won't even buy us drinks. Fuck'em.

 

[doowdniw]

People uphill want us to pave the gravel road in our tract so they can drive their motor carts to the golf course a mile downhill. They don't want to pay for paving themselves. They won't press the county to declare the road public and officially pave it. No, it's our responsibility to pay for their comfort. And they won't even buy us drinks. Fuck'em.

Sounds like it may be time to install a few cattle guards.

 

[spacekowboy]

I always vote for meat.

I'll be in my bunk.

 

[thør]

I'll be in my bunk.

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[IrezumiKiss]

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I'm getting the feeling that this is something that just happens every day in your neck of the woods when one is walking down the street and it's no big deal.

Even the crow on the sign is super relaxed.

 

[pointless]

if i wanna go take a walk in nature i prefer to bring a lighter and a nice, fat joint. much easier on the back than overpriced clubs. also, the shoes are more comfortable.

 

[Hypoxia]

I'm getting the feeling that this is something that just happens every day in your neck of the woods when one is walking down the street and it's no big deal.

Even the crow on the sign is super relaxed.

It's like that in Arizona too but without so much snow usually and with smelly javelinas (wild boars) instead of smelly mooses. (Avoid moose breath.) Same sign and crow, though. Drive faster.

 

[thør]

I'm getting the feeling that this is something that just happens every day in your neck of the woods when one is walking down the street and it's no big deal.

Even the crow on the sign is super relaxed.

It’s a raven.

 

[MonaLittle]

I Like Meat. Big Fat, Juicy Meat.

 

[EternalFantasies]

I Like Meat. Big Fat, Juicy Meat.

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[Hypoxia]

MEAT:

It's not just for injecting.

Beat it.