Roll Call

[naudiz]

Codine... sounds like you need to rest before getting laid. *hug*

Just the hips acting up. I'm too young to feel this old. Okay, my theory is the Drambuie might not help, but it certainly won't hurt, so I'm drinking up.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Drambuie is bound to help.
~nodding~

 

[Wiggles]

I'm here for a few seconds.

My head is aching. I'm just trying to tire myself out so I can go back to sleep.

 

[Kitte]

Who's here on Friday night? Actually it is now Sat morning technically. But Im here.

Who is here by choice? Well I do believe in free will, so obviously I made the choice to come to lit rather then just stare at my blank monitor and not turn the PC on.

Who'd rather be out partying? Not really, maybe an intimate party for two.

Who'd rather be getting laid right now? A good snuggle would be nice, if it led to some nice sweet love making all the better.

Who wants to invite me to visit them and then we can go out, party, and get laid? Let me think on that

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Just the hips acting up. I'm too young to feel this old. Okay, my theory is the Drambuie might not help, but it certainly won't hurt, so I'm drinking up.

the drinking didnt help me last night...

 

[naudiz]

It may not improve my hips, but it'll improve my attitude. I'm a friendly lush.

 

[OpposingBalance]

Originally posted by Cheffie
the drinking didnt help me last night...

It may not improve my hips, but it'll improve my attitude. I'm a friendly lush.

You know, I've heard it said : "Alkie makes girls looser, but it makes guys limper..."
Any help?

 

[Dillinger]

Yes I'm here and nothing good is happening and I want to get laid and Im not here by choice. Dilly you can always come and visit.

And where would that be?

 

[Dillinger]

Just the hips acting up. I'm too young to feel this old. Okay, my theory is the Drambuie might not help, but it certainly won't hurt, so I'm drinking up.

Creatine. Calcium. Walking.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I forget which comedian first pointed out that the warnings on bottles containing alcohol should not be about risks during pregnancy but the risk OF pregnancy.

 

[#1tankcomander]

Who's here on Friday night?

#1 and Marksgirl

Who is here by choice?

Both of us.

Who'd rather be out partying?

Both of us, but tomorrow we're venturing out in the world of strip clubs.

Who'd rather be getting laid right now?

We are...............oops I'm back.

Who wants to invite me to visit them and then we can go out, party, and get laid?

Your invited out with us if you want DILL.

 

[Dillinger]

I'll take you up on that - where we going?

 

[teddybear4play]

I'm here, although I would rather be having sex with 3 women while eating a really big sandwich. Oh well.

Just don't get them confused. Sure, eating three women is nice, but having sex with a sandwich doesn't sound too appetizing. Unless it was a hot sandwich.

TB4p

 

[teddybear4play]

Just don't get them confused. Sure, eating three women is nice, but having sex with a sandwich doesn't sound too appetizing. Unless it was a hot sandwich.

Did I just say that having sex with a warm sandwich wouldn't be so bad??

Jesus Christ, I need to get laid.

TB4p

 

[weed]

Roll call

Weed's here by choice comfy in her home (although sometimes travelling would be preferable)

Don't feel like partying

Would prefer to make love to getting laid


But if you want to go out and party and get laid, I'll watch



Nice to see a few familiar names here.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Dillinger]

At least someone got laid tonight.

 

[#1tankcomander]

where we going?

To a really nice strip club that a friend of mine's SO dances (except on saturdays). So get on the SST (super sonic transport) and fly to Dallas. We'll pick you up and paint the town!

 

[Dillinger]

Ah yes... you're TX, forgot...

Don't think I can make it tomorrow. How about a rain check for July? I should be out there then - about mid month.

 

[#1tankcomander]

rain check

You bet! Just PM me or MG when you know about 2 weeks out. We'll treat you to real TX Bar-B-Q.

 

[cuz cracker]

i'm here off and on. weekends is the prime time for downloading and filing my porn!
i do have to take time off to take care of my woman ever so often.

and life gets in the way sometimes. i working on it!

 

[scylis]

*AC/DC's "Shot Down in Flames" playing in the background*

i like cheese.

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

Fuck money.

Make love.

Combine the two - would save a lot of time!

 

[nakedangelina]

Who's here on Friday night?

Who is here by choice?

Who'd rather be out partying?

Who'd rather be getting laid right now?

Who wants to invite me to visit them and then we can go out, party, and get laid?

Here by choice, already been out partying (it's 3:30AM in Dallas for Christ's sake), and noooooo - I did not get laid, but yes, I'd rather...
(I'm so addicted to this site, damnit)

 

[Dillinger]

Re: rain check

You bet! Just PM me or MG when you know about 2 weeks out. We'll treat you to real TX Bar-B-Q.

Sounds great!

OK - now who is spending their Saturday here? *lol*