Romance vs. Raunch

[va_angel2u]

a penquin was on vacation and driving through arizona when their car started acting funny. They pulled over in a small town to have a mechanic check it. While the mechanic was looking under the hood, the penquin decided to go walk around and see what was there. They came to an ice cream parlor, deciding that something cold would hit the spot, went in and got some vanilla ice cream.

Since penquins don't have hands, he preceeded to make a mess while eating the ice cream. Afterwards, returning to the garage, the mechanic looked out from under his hood and said, "looks like you blew a seal."

The penquin wipes his mouth and replies, "no, it's just vanilla ice cream."


VA (ducks from the rotten tomatoes)

 

[bashfull]

a penquin was on vacation and driving through arizona when their car started acting funny. They pulled over in a small town to have a mechanic check it. While the mechanic was looking under the hood, the penquin decided to go walk around and see what was there. They came to an ice cream parlor, deciding that something cold would hit the spot, went in and got some vanilla ice cream.

Since penquins don't have hands, he preceeded to make a mess while eating the ice cream. Afterwards, returning to the garage, the mechanic looked out from under his hood and said, "looks like you blew a seal."

The penquin wipes his mouth and replies, "no, it's just vanilla ice cream."


VA (ducks from the rotten tomatoes)

Good Evenin', darlin. good to see you again. Care to join us by the fire? And what are you drinking? And yes, that was a horrible joke! thanks.

 

[va_angel2u]

Good Evenin', darlin. good to see you again. Care to join us by the fire? And what are you drinking? And yes, that was a horrible joke! thanks.

why thank you kindly. (plops down near the fire).

you asked for a joke..you did NOT ask for a good 1.

 

[bashfull]

why thank you kindly. (plops down near the fire).

you asked for a joke..you did NOT ask for a good 1.

True, darlin. Btw~how did they drive?

 

[va_angel2u]

True, darlin. Btw~how did they drive?

it was an automatic....

 

[bozinka]

Evening all - just checking in real quickly...

Kisses Bash and Mysti.... Miss you guys like Crazy -

And VA - I actually liked your joke... LOL... Hey, at least you know a joke.... I can't think of any.

 

[Mysticcal]

kisses bozi hun.......missing you too

Kisses and hugs bash.......can I have more wine please....feeling too lazy to get up and get some myself

VA.....I liked the joke too lol....hugsssss

 

[bashfull]

kisses bozi hun.......missing you too

Kisses and hugs bash.......can I have more wine please....feeling too lazy to get up and get some myself

VA.....I liked the joke too lol....hugsssss

Boz~thanks, I guess. Is Crazy a good person or bad? And how bad do you miss Crazy? A lot or a little? I'm so confused.

Mysti~No need to get up darlin. I keep the bottle near me. That way I don't embarrass myself when I stand! Besides, I am rather enjoying you snuggling.

Va~I liked the joke too, hon.

 

[Mysticcal]

Mysti~No need to get up darlin. I keep the bottle near me. That way I don't embarrass myself when I stand! Besides, I am rather enjoying you snuggling.

*holding out glass for refill....snuggling up closer....watching for opportunity to take your hat away again <weg> *

 

[bashfull]

*holding out glass for refill....snuggling up closer....watching for opportunity to take your hat away again <weg> *

Now, darlin'. Ya' just snuggle up closer here. But you have to leave the hat alone. You wouldn't want me to blush, would ya?

 

[Mysticcal]

Now, darlin'. Ya' just snuggle up closer here. But you have to leave the hat alone. You wouldn't want me to blush, would ya?

Making you blush is one of my hobbies......you do it so well.

rubbing up against you a bit as I get more comfortable....now really wouldn't you be more comfortable without that hat? I can keep you all covered up

 

[bashfull]

Making you blush is one of my hobbies......you do it so well.

rubbing up against you a bit as I get more comfortable....now really wouldn't you be more comfortable without that hat? I can keep you all covered up

Well, how about if we keep the hat, but I nuzzle your neck? And warm you with my breath on your skin. And rub some more for me darlin, please.

 

[Mysticcal]

Well, how about if we keep the hat, but I nuzzle your neck? And warm you with my breath on your skin. And rub some more for me darlin, please.

mmmmmm shivers running down my back now......nuzzling is good......ignoring hat for now.......not giving up on it, but willing to be distracted.

rubbing and wiggling a bit more against you, feeling the heat of you breath on my skin, sighing with pleasure and contentment, feeling you against me.

 

[va_angel2u]

Well, how about if we keep the hat, but I nuzzle your neck? And warm you with my breath on your skin. And rub some more for me darlin, please.

LOL. Bash and his hat. I always think of a line from "Smokey and the Bandit" when it's being talked about (and yeah, I know, just showed my age..hehe). Where Burt Reynolds tells Sally Fields, "There's only 1 thing I take my hat off for".

Which leads to a question, , when DO you take your hat off Bash??

 

[BlueDaisy]

LOL. Bash and his hat. I always think of a line from "Smokey and the Bandit" when it's being talked about (and yeah, I know, just showed my age..hehe). Where Burt Reynolds tells Sally Fields, "There's only 1 thing I take my hat off for".

Which leads to a question, , when DO you take your hat off Bash??

I KNEW I should have been hanging out around here! Yeah, Bash...what DO you take it off for? And I'd sure love to see what it is hiding right now!

Blue...PMSing....forget romance...give me raunch!

 

[bashfull]

Ye Haw!

Howdy and Happy Holidays.

I love that movie, VA. As for the hat, I only take it off for special occassions. Tell ya' what, I'll take it off for ya, when you give me a belly dance, darlin.

Blue~welcome, darlin'. Sit on down and get as raunchy as you like (and we like!). Warning, though, I am prone to blushing.

Mysti~darlin, you keep rubbing like that, my hat's goin to tip on its own. Now I'm blushing.

 

[BlueDaisy]

Re: Ye Haw!

Howdy and Happy Holidays.

I love that movie, VA. As for the hat, I only take it off for special occassions. Tell ya' what, I'll take it off for ya, when you give me a belly dance, darlin.

Blue~welcome, darlin'. Sit on down and get as raunchy as you like (and we like!). Warning, though, I am prone to blushing.

Mysti~darlin, you keep rubbing like that, my hat's goin to tip on its own. Now I'm blushing.

Why, thank you, sweet man. Actually, I'm feeling rather bitchy right now, so I'll just sit over here in the corner, hoping for a peak if that hat does tip over.....

Blue

 

[bashfull]

Re: Re: Ye Haw!

Why, thank you, sweet man. Actually, I'm feeling rather bitchy right now, so I'll just sit over here in the corner, hoping for a peak if that hat does tip over.....

Blue

Evenin' Blue. You're welcome to hang out, but you don't have to hold in the bitching. Actually, there is a thread devoted to that.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=120386

 

[BlueDaisy]

Re: Re: Re: Ye Haw!

Evenin' Blue. You're welcome to hang out, but you don't have to hold in the bitching. Actually, there is a thread devoted to that.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=120386

Thanks. And thanks for the link. I sure can use that at times!

Blue
ps...like the new av!

 

[bozinka]

Howdy Everyone in here!

Hmm... I believe that's just me at this moment!

Hugs and Kisses for Bash and Mysti...

And Bash - I'm also waiting for that hat to come off... eagerly anticipating!!!

Hiya Blue, Angel!

 

[huskie]

Howdy Everyone in here!

Hmm... I believe that's just me at this moment!

Hugs and Kisses for Bash and Mysti...

And Bash - I'm also waiting for that hat to come off... eagerly anticipating!!!

Hiya Blue, Angel!

just jumping in real quick and spanking boz on the ass and running back out again!

 

[BlueDaisy]

Hi Everyone

Blue

 

[bozinka]

just jumping in real quick and spanking boz on the ass and running back out again!

Jumping from the spank - you trolling me dear? Ah heck - you can troll me anytime!

Slaps your ass on your way out....

 

[bashfull]

Whooo Boy!

It sure did get chilly in here, again. I leave for awile and come back to a cold fireplace (sounds like my bed!)

Anyone around?

 

[BlueDaisy]

Re: Whooo Boy!

It sure did get chilly in here, again. I leave for awile and come back to a cold fireplace (sounds like my bed!)

Anyone around?

Welcome back, Bash. Hmm...cold bed? I've got a cure for that. Slide over and let me in....

Blue