Rough and Tumble Girls

[April]

I still like you anyway cutie.

C'mere and i'll give you that massage (hope your dislike of grease doesn't extend to scented oils, hee hee hee)

Sounds wonderful. I could sure use one. You gonna wear your guru pants?

I don't mind that kind of grease, just the car kind. Spent too much time in a garage helping to rebuild an engine. Boring and icky. LOL

 

[Expertise]

I'll have to re offer tomorrow cutie. Gotta' get out of here and get to the ball field.

 

[SimplySouthern]

I can admit it. I am a sissy girly-girl. Totally feminine. I LIKE dressing up. I revel in men doing things for me. I am ULTA high-maintenance. Shopping...yes, please. Makeup...mostly. My hair...no hope for that!

I do enjoy outdoor things, but all in all, I am a little sissy girl.

Spoil Me

 

[Carl East]

I can admit it. I am a sissy girly-girl. Totally feminine. I LIKE dressing up. I revel in men doing things for me. I am ULTA high-maintenance. Shopping...yes, please. Makeup...mostly. My hair...no hope for that!

I do enjoy outdoor things, but all in all, I am a little sissy girl.

Spoil Me

You'll always be the perfect lady to me SS.

Carl.

 

[Melody_lane]

Again, Melody, you continue to be my "It" girl.

Dixon, you know I love ya...but you keep saying things like that and I will no longer be your 'it' girl... because all of your psycho-jealous, chicky fans will have me killed.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Don't you worry Melody...I have your back.

Now, I don't claim to be a good fighter...and I will get pissy if I break a nail, but, nonetheless, I have your back.

 

[Guest]

I can admit it. I am a sissy girly-girl. Totally feminine. I LIKE dressing up. I revel in men doing things for me. I am ULTA high-maintenance. Shopping...yes, please. Makeup...mostly. My hair...no hope for that!



I'm also a pool shark...SHHHH don't tell anyone. I have a mouth like a sailor when you piss me off. All my best friends are men cause I like to do all the fun stuff they do. I have a PSL to see the Carolina Panthers play. I can discuss the workings of a '63 Chevy Belair with the best of them (my father and I rebuilt one). I drive a manly man vehicle (Range Rover).

Last but certainly not least, I have been told on more than one occasion that if I weren't such a good looking woman I would make a hell of a man.

That to me is a tomboy...so which one is the real you?

 

[Jade]

Helllppp!!

WTF?

SS where are you!!!!

 

[Jade]

Tombraider chick = Jade is in a pissy mood.. back the fuck off or don't read

Okay,


No offense to those of you that are in love with the Tombraider chick but.... I just wanted to point out that it is standards like that which promote eating disorders and low body images for women! You gotta know I luv ya Maddog, but I must admit, I was disappointed that that is what you think of as a real woman.... and that people agreed with you!

Who can ever compare or compete with something like that!
Think of all the women you could have discouaraged from sending amateur pics after a post like that!
Dammit...

 

[MADDOG]

Re: Tombraider chick = Jade is in a pissy mood.. back the fuck off or don't read

Okay,


No offense to those of you that are in love with the Tombraider chick but.... I just wanted to point out that it is standards like that which promote eating disorders and low body images for women! You gotta know I luv ya Maddog, but I must admit, I was disappointed that that is what you think of as a real woman.... and that people agreed with you!

Who can ever compare or compete with something like that!
Think of all the women you could have discouaraged from sending amateur pics after a post like that!
Dammit...

No Jade! You totally misundertood! OK, Lara is physically attractive, but that's not what I was talking about. I find her ATTITUDE sexy, and her Tom Boyish style. I love soft sweet feminine women, but honestly, a girl who goes Rock Climbing, is into sport or physical activity, or just isn't afraid to live life without makeup is SO sexy to me. I am attracted to many types of women, but I just find that type of girl captivating... regardless of her cup size.

And besides, I've seen pics of you Jade... And believe me, you have NOTHING to worry about. And you are way classy too. In a Jade versus Lara grudge match, it's you every time.

MADDOG

 

[Jade]

Maddog...

Awww!
Now I feel bad for misunderstanding you!
Have to kiss you now... *xxxxx*

Ps: You'd better believe I can kick this "Lara's" ass ANY day baby! *grrrr!*

 

[SimplySouthern]

Here we go again. I swear people are such chickenshits.

Yep...I can do all those things, but I don't consider myself a tomboy in the least. I am a silly girl...and yep, I can admit, I am very concerned about my looks. I am high-maintenance and I do cuss like a sailor. Which one is me? Both of them. In my own opinion, I am not a tomboy though. I think I am much to feminine and concerned with "girly" things to ever acheive that title.

And as for you, guest poster, are YOU having an identity crisis? Wonder why people are too childish to post under their own names. Coming from anyone who usually posted on this BB, that wouldn't have bothered me in the slightest. Coming from someone who obviously meant it as inflamatory it's a whole new ballgame.

 

[Jade]

Here we go again. I swear people are such chickenshits.

And as for you, guest poster, are YOU having an identity crisis? Wonder why people are too childish to post under their own names. Coming from anyone who usually posted on this BB, that wouldn't have bothered me in the slightest. Coming from someone who obviously meant it as inflamatory it's a whole new ballgame.

YEA!!!!!

She is back "guest" so fuck off! (or she will slap you in the fact.. and if she breaks a nail.. then you're REALLY in trouble!)

SS: I know what you mean... I don't think I am too high up as far as maintainance goes, but I am just not out there enough to be considered a tomboy either. *sigh*

 

[Hung_Like_Horsey]

Looking for something?

 

[Expertise]

Balance, what I want is balance. Not a fishing, rafting, skiing, mountain biking, drinking buddy. Neither a scared to break a nail, crocheting, don't put the top down it'll mess my hair, I love poodles Prom Queen either.

This is starting to give the "Quest for the Grail" real relevance and meaning to me.

 

[Havocman]

Short and Sweet...

I love women...in ALL their splendid varieties.

Havoc

 

[Jade]

OH Expertise.... he loves me after all! *sigh*.. Now I can die happily....

 

[April]

I'll fight you for him! LMAO

 

[Jade]

Oh April....

Why fight?

I am sure "together" we can all ... "work something out?"

 

[April]

Oh, you mean share? Well....I guess so. Since it's you. I think he'd like that. LOL

 

[Jade]

Oh, you mean share? Well....I guess so. Since it's you. I think he'd like that. LOL

Hehe.. actually April.. I was thinking since it's TWO WOMEN.. he would LOVE it!
But, since he hasn't responded.. I suppose we were wrong.. guess it's just you and me babe!

 

[Expertise]

*panting and out of breath from sprinting over here*

*pant* No....*gasp* don't go....*wheeze* I just finished seven times *pant* ....give me fifteen minutes, two sports drinks a power bar and a smoke and i'll be good to go...*feeling faint ....gotta sit down*

 

[Expertise]

God you two think i'm an amoral slut! Even after all the nice things I have said and thought about you.

 

[April]

I can't speak for Jade, but I like that you are an amoral slut!!

 

[Expertise]

Well that makes it completely different then. Just remember ... I don't put out on the first date! ....unless you buy me dinner first....OK a drink then.... screw it directions to the nearest Subway and a wink will work... Jesus! I am a cheap slut!