Rover MG call in the receivers...

[R. Richard]

For quite a while the Lucas electrical parts in English cars were not good enough to even be called horrible. A lady friend of mine had an MG that she loved and it always broke down. I finally found a mechanic who replaced all of the electrical parts in the car with American and then the MG ran fine (still leaked oil).

 

[snooper]

... England rugby ...

Now that is a joke ...