Roy Moore

[Pookie]

Nope, that was vettebirther looking for his next victim.

Repuglicans all look the same to me. *shrugs*

 

[Sean]

We might pick one here if we could be sure there were any. Most likely the vast majority of alleged females here on Lit are trans types with a a tied and tucked wiener lodged up between their cheeks.

You just can't help yourself, can you?

 

[Luk]

You just can't help yourself, can you?

He's literally the only one who thinks he's not vettebirther. At least # is smart enough to not deny he's himself.

 

[Vetteman]

We might pick one here if we could be sure there were any. Most likely the vast majority of alleged females here on Lit are trans types with a a tied and tucked wiener lodged up between their cheeks.

Hey this place is all about having fun, no?

You have a strange definition of fun.

 

[lovetoread]

You just can't help yourself, can you?

come on,you know you love my tucked in wiener!

 

[neci]

bunch of wienie tuckers.

 

[richard_daily]

come on,you know you love my tucked in wiener!

How can you tell if vetteman's weenie is tucked in or not?

 

[lovetoread]

if he has a cameltoe then its tucked

 

[neci]

http://teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/llama-peeing-ruins-photobomb.jpg

 

[richard_daily]

if he has a cameltoe then its tucked

Is it an innie, or an outie?

 

[Bookishleigh]

Now that is some funny stuff right there!

Dear Gawd, I love you. You can play with my tucked wiener any time (although I have to admit I've never seen Luke tuck it so......).

 

[Queefer]

We might pick one here if we could be sure there were any. Most likely the vast majority of alleged females here on Lit are trans types with a a tied and tucked wiener lodged up between their cheeks.

Que has as much right to be here as anyone else.

 

[phrodeau]

New video from Roy Moore shows him doubling down on refusing to concede.

 

[sr71plt]

New video from Roy Moore shows him doubling down on refusing to concede.

We're entering the "who cares?" zone on that one.

 

[dolf]

New video from Roy Moore shows him doubling down on refusing to concede.

This whole affair just makes me think that his overindulgent parents didn't say no often enough.

 

[Hypoxia]

Judge Moore can fail-to-concede all he wants. He can ride his horsey around all he wants. He can fail-at-truthiness all he wants. He can flap his fucking yap to stir up his base, and run again, and lose again, and keep sucking cash from his 'charitable' foundation, and generally be a fucktard, all he wants.

No matter. He's gone.

 

[sr71plt]

This whole affair just makes me think that his overindulgent parents didn't say no often enough.

They certainly should have told him he couldn't have a horse because he was clueless about how to ride one.

 

[Hypoxia]

How Doug Jones Destroyed Roy Moore’s Whole Shtick with One Well-Chosen Verb

For years, Republicans have been expert at using just the right words to demean Democrats. Doug Jones turned those tables in a big way. Democrats should take notice.

There’s one line in particular I can’t stop thinking about. It was a week before Election Day. The GOP base was beginning to come home. With polls tightening, Jones reminded voters of the time Moore had pulled out a pistol at one of his events. “I’m a supporter of the Second Amendment,” Jones declared. “When you see me with a gun, folks, I’ll be climbing in and out of a deer stand or a turkey blind, not prancing around on a stage in a cowboy suit.”

“Prancing around on a stage in a cowboy suit.” At first it looks like a standard, if slightly harsh, political insult, one of the gazillion interchangeable jabs thrown during a campaign. But parse that phrase closely, and you realize it’s a body blow – not just to Moore, but to Donald Trump, Steve Bannon, and the politics they champion.

Nearly everything Trump does comes with a single, unspoken assertion: I’m a Real Man.
...<snip>
Enter Doug Jones. If there’s one person on Earth whose view of gender is less enlightened than Donald Trump’s, it’s Roy Moore. And like the president, Moore loves playing the tough guy. Hence the gun at the rally. Hence the ten-gallon hat. Hence the decision, however questionable, to ride a horse to his polling place on Election Day.

Jones could have gone the Rubio route and tried to prove he was the alpha of the race. Roy Moore pulls out a pistol? Doug Jones pulls out a shotgun! Roy Moore rides on horseback? Doug Jones rides bareback! And so on, and so on. But instead of fighting on the culture warrior’s turf, Jones turned to ridicule.

“Prancing around on a stage in cowboy suit.”

Look at the word choice in that sentence. Not “walking” or “marching,” but “prancing.” Not at a rally, but “on a stage.” Not dressed like a cowboy, but “in a cowboy suit.” These were precise, cutting words. They didn’t just make fun of his opponent. They went straight at the central conceit of his public persona – his toughness. Words like “prancing” and “cowboy suit” suggest the opposite of masculinity. Where Roy Moore presented himself as an alpha male, Doug Jones exposed him as a kind of right-wing cabaret act.
...<snip>
Progressives across the country should take notice. No, most 2018 races won’t feature an (alleged) child molester. But in the age of Trump and Bannon, plenty of them will feature ersatz tough-guys eager to turn politics into a pissing contest. By making his opponent look ridiculous, Doug Jones reminded us that Democrats don’t have to play that game to win elections. With carefully-chosen words, and a healthy appreciation for the power of mockery, they can corral the pigs without getting mud on their hands.

 

[Luk]

https://i.imgur.com/IhdzYN8.jpg

 

[Luk]

https://i.imgur.com/VC40GQy.jpg

 

[Pookie]

New video from Roy Moore shows him doubling down on refusing to concede.

That's what he told the mall cop too.


http://www.mercurynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/mooretoon04.jpg?w=620


18 and 19 year olds only, of course. *wink wink*

 

[Amoebah]

男人更喜欢年轻女人
女性更喜欢老年男性
罗伊·琼斯从未被指控犯有任何罪行
他们中的大多数人嫉妒他的成功，就是这样。

 

[Hypoxia]

http://www.mercurynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/mooretoon04.jpg?w=620

Or infantry. Or nunnery.

 

[ImSinister]

Time to flush this guy down the toilet of history. On to the next one.

 

[Hypoxia]

Time to flush this guy down the toilet of history. On to the next one.

Yes, Amerikkkans will continue sliding down the razor blade of life. There's always another slimeball or three.