Rule of Thirds

[GlockTease]

As long as it's a bewb sammich. The other'ns make me fat & lazy.


You said "jackers".

Adolescents! You and Parker both.

'Twas a turkey and alfalfa sammy on maple wheat.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Adolescents! You and Parker both.

'Twas a turkey and alfalfa sammy on maple wheat.

Gimme the breast...you keep yer dirty wheat & alfalfa. Horse feed.

I had steak. Fat, juicy, medium rare ribeye steak.

 

[GlockTease]

Gimme the breast...you keep yer dirty wheat & alfalfa. Horse feed.

I had steak. Fat, juicy, medium rare ribeye steak.

Want me to feed you like a baby bird? Cmere and I'll upchuck in your mouth.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I sandwiches.

Oh. Hello thread jackers.

I just had a yummy one!!!

 

[blade_rocknut]

Want me to feed you like a baby bird? Cmere and I'll upchuck in your mouth.

Nuh-uh. I procure my own nourishment.

 

[shadysmurfette]

You are a bunch of sexy weirdos. I you all

 

[GlockTease]

Brushes are overrated. Sex head should be mandatory. It proves you get it and encourages more of the same.

ESPerv! I approve of this.

I'm not even kidding. I get up, shower and that IS all that I do. The rest is courtesy of air... and stuff.

In honor of your quote, I submit to you that it's a very fitting set of words with a body like that.. * imagination running wild*

Elaborate on running wild

I want to lick that dimple on your lower back in the 3rd shot...

And you have hot, sex hair

I want to let you... I'll give you as long as you need.

Not quite there yet. Maybe I can work on that.

Stalker? Is that you?

1. You are the queen of fuckradawesomeness and we are just members of your court

2. The last couple of photos prove you own the club

Are you insinuating I should make money for this... cause if so, I'll need a place to stash my cash. I think your bra would be a safe hiding spot.

I'm loving this show shady... thank you for letting me drink with you.

Dude. You're supposed to thank me. Geesh!

 

[GlockTease]

Only if you're in soccer gear and out on the pitch

You'd get spanked.

If that's the case, we're having a gangbang!

You'd get kicked in the asshole with my boot.

And I; yours....
*sigh*
It's a tough job... but not a thankless one.
Porn hair. I've seen pics; she has like 1996-esque Jenna Jameson hair.

Oh, you have not! I've never been that hot.

that "eyeroll" thing, that means its sass, right? the woman with the pink crystal studded grip Glock is sassing me? i would never have guessed.

You just like stirring the fucking pot.

although the pics don't specifically include it, the gun is implied. thus the quote still applies:

"I can't think of nothing finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun. And you all kinds of fine, now ain't ya?" ~Frankie Figs

This still isn't a Parker Worthy compliment. Just sayin'

OMG you look great from any angle.......

Thanks!

very hot and sexy thanks for sharing...

Any post-fucked gutter slut can have sex hair... Jenna made it look goooooooood.
As does our hostess.
She gots a purty mouf, too.

Wanna' make out?

 

[GlockTease]

Well, only if you so insist. I do hope that fapping will be occurring as well, for what is one without the other?!

Self love? haha.

GT makes it look better than good. She rocks the hell out of that hair.
I just want to think about her having sex really, so while your point is taken, I'm still going to get all hot and bothered and think of it as sex hair.
LOL! She gots a purty everything. So do you!

It's windblown fuckery, I say! But.. let's get back to that sex thing.

Damn GT you have to be the finest sexiest woman on this site!! You are fucking gorgeous.

Fucking thanks!

your last pics are great, well done .... I love the hangers...ummmm

Ewwww. Hangers makes me feel old. haha

not to argue, but i think the use of any verges on hyperbole. for example, i remember this one post-fucked gutter slut.....wait, maybe i'm sharing too much?

Oh, FFS, did you put on your spectacles and nerd hat for this one?

 

[GlockTease]

"post-fucked"....That term could lead somewhere not acceptable for this forum.
Gracias & shit. I think about her having sex quite regularly. With me... and certain other participants.

New Rule. You handle up on my thread, while I fap.

oh, yeah, rules. you can guess how those go with me...they's made to be broken.

Are they? Last I checked you haven't broken a rule in about... oh, I dunno... a decade.

I sandwiches.

Oh. Hello thread jackers.

Me, too! Sammiches are the best, evah!

 

[curious_me]

What is this drive by?

Get back here!

 

[mistheory]

What shall I make for you? What is your favorite dish?

 

[Dionysian Beast]

You'd get spanked.

Blah blah blah.

You were saying?

 

[blade_rocknut]

I'll make ya sammich. A tube steak sammich..

I'll bring the meat and sauce, you; the buns.

 

[parker77]

This still isn't a Parker Worthy compliment. Just sayin'

you're welcome.

 

[shadysmurfette]

Are you insinuating I should make money for this... cause if so, I'll need a place to stash my cash. I think your bra would be a safe hiding spot.

BAHAHA!

I think you would make so much dough the Pillsbury man would be jealous and scared

Hmmm....I am damn sure you would know how to "handle my stash"

 

[GlockTease]

You fuckers are scaring away the kiddies. Knock it off.



Or, not.

 

[curious_me]

You fuckers are scaring away the kiddies. Knock it off.



Or, not.

Fuck the kiddies! Or is that too mean?

 

[GlockTease]

Fuck the kiddies! Or is that too mean?

'Mean' is my first, middle and last name.

You're just scary.

 

[shadysmurfette]

You fuckers are scaring away the kiddies. Knock it off.



Or, not.

Hmmmm they need to grow some balls....

*adjusts mine

 

[GlockTease]

Hmmmm they need to grow some balls....

*adjusts mine

Allow me.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Fuck the kiddies! Or is that too mean?

Pederast!

 

[shadysmurfette]

Allow me.

Gets a "gurlboner" after reading the above

Pederast!

Gives you a bewbsquish. They miss your motorboating something fierce. Want to oblige?

 

[blade_rocknut]

Gets a "gurlboner" after reading the above



Gives you a bewbsquish. They miss your motorboating something fierce. Want to oblige?

* gently nestles face in, growls to a start and oscillates at a slow, deliberate idle*

 

[sunshinegirl05]

1. I made an appointment with an allergist...finally...after years of putting it off.

2. I am trying something. I did not take my allegra this morning. I going with a nasal decongestion, honey and cinnamon, and airbourne.

3. It seems to be working okay. I had a few moments where I wasn't so sure.

(if it stays cool(er) I will be fine...I think)