Saint Peter

[Saint Peter]

I am slamming Red Bulls and raw oysters.

 

[raindancer]

I'm eating pineapple, to enhance my tang.

 

[Saint Peter]

I am going to get my ear hairs trimmed and my butthole bleached.

 

[raindancer]

I am going to shave my hairpants before Groundhog Day.

 

[Emerson40]

I am going to get my ear hairs trimmed and my butthole bleached.

Thoughtful, considerate fucker.

This is why you are one of the original White-Knighting Progressives.

 

[Saint Peter]

Thoughtful, considerate fucker.

This is why you are one of the original White-Knighting Progressives.

Hash offered to let me use its toothbrush for the bleaching. I thought that was awfully damn nice of it.

 

[Emerson40]

Hash offered to let me use its toothbrush for the bleaching. I thought that was awfully damn nice of it.

That dude will do most anything to help 'whiten' up a place.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Pookie]

Petey is super kind. I like him. I thought for the longest time he didn't like me. I am glad I was wrong, I'm looking forward to meeting him!

He's definitely one of the better n00bs.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Petey is super kind. I like him. I thought for the longest time he didn't like me. I am glad I was wrong, I'm looking forward to meeting him!

He can give you tips on caring for horses!

 

[Saint Peter]

He's definitely one of the better n00bs.

Check the born on date, punkass!

 

[Pookie]

Check the born on date, punkass!

I thought that was your expiration date.

 

[Saint Peter]

I thought that was your expiration date.

I happen to know you have never had a date.

 

[Pookie]

I happen to know you have never had a date.

Not one that survived.

 

[Saint Peter]

Not one that survived.

I am sure they were all very happy that you cooked dinner for them...

 

[Pookie]

I am sure they were all very happy that you cooked dinner for them...

I told them they would be happy or else.

It's not my fault the way things turned out. They were told.

 

[Saint Peter]

I told them they would be happy or else.

It's not my fault the way things turned out. They were told.

Zed is dead.

Just like the OP of this here Saint Peter thread.

 

[hashtag4]

Being a bully is bad enough.
But being a coward who pushes other bullies (Rob, 86) to carry his vendettas and long-term grudges for him, while playing this "I'm so virtuous" act is even more pathetic, SaintPeter.

And the way you hide behind skirts or how your gal-pals get all maternal and try to defend you when a woman confronts you or is about to beat the shit out of you,
Isn't a flattering look either lol.

 

[Pookie]

Petey! Stop playing virtuous right this minute, young man!

 

[Sean]

Being a bully is bad enough.
But being a coward who pushes other bullies (Rob, 86) to carry his vendettas and long-term grudges for him, while playing this "I'm so virtuous" act is even more pathetic, SaintPeter.

And the way you hide behind skirts or how your gal-pals get all maternal and try to defend you when a woman confronts you or is about to beat the shit out of you,
Isn't a flattering look either lol.

Do you read a different forum to the rest of us, like from some stub in Gibson's The Peripheral?

 

[Saint Peter]

Look at how they all bend to the MIGHTY SAINT PETER'S POWER!!!


Mwhhaahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

[Ms_Ann]

Do you read a different forum to the rest of us, like from some stub in Gibson's The Peripheral?

http://study.com/cimages/multimages/16/bald_eagle_050.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

Do you read a different forum to the rest of us, like from some stub in Gibson's The Peripheral?

YOU! YOU THERE!!

You will go take some naked LTR pics and post them right away!!


Mwhhaahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

[Saint Peter]

http://study.com/cimages/multimages/16/bald_eagle_050.jpg

*reported*

 

[butters]

Do you read a different forum to the rest of us, like from some stub in Gibson's The Peripheral?

it reads a different bloody reality to the rest of us

st pete - one of the good guys, no shit