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That will be great. You can call me the stupid fuckin' idiot that I am and say...."When are you gonna learn to say NO."

Oh hell no. Do I have to start the "told you so" dance???

I'll call you after I get the kidlet snuggled under the covers ... just know that tomorrow will be better than today. :kiss:
 
Oh hell no. Do I have to start the "told you so" dance???

I'll call you after I get the kidlet snuggled under the covers ... just know that tomorrow will be better than today. :kiss:

Ok I'll have the margarita's cold

It has to be a better day it can't get much worse.
 
The only cow in a small Nebraska town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in Iowa for $200.
They brought the cow from Iowa and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were very happy.
They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.
They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An attempt from the side, she walks away to the other side."
The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Iowa"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Iowa?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from lowa." :D
 
The only cow in a small Nebraska town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in Iowa for $200.
They brought the cow from Iowa and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were very happy.
They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.
They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An attempt from the side, she walks away to the other side."
The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Iowa"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Iowa?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from lowa." :D

Hehehe. I thought it was Missouri though. ;)
 
But I have been avg. 11 hours a day since last Friday. Worked over the weekend and now today I fly home until Sunday.

How are you doing Sexy Lady?:kiss:

Oh you poor baby they are over working you!!

I'm doing well sexy hardwater. :kiss:
Big plans for the weekend?
 
Oh you poor baby they are over working you!!

I'm doing well sexy hardwater. :kiss:
Big plans for the weekend?

Oh Yeah. I am going to work on checking my eye lids for holes ...............ALOT.

I get my son for the weekend, bowling Friday night, do a little work inthe bathroom and watch the last episode of NCIS and the debate. I have not seen them Tuesday. I had to work.
 
Oh Yeah. I am going to work on checking my eye lids for holes ...............ALOT.

I get my son for the weekend, bowling Friday night, do a little work inthe bathroom and watch the last episode of NCIS and the debate. I have not seen them Tuesday. I had to work.

Oh I would love a full day looking for holes, but I never get the time to do that.

Would you like me to save you the hassle and tell you what happened? That would give ya a few more hours of hole checking. :D
 
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