Sase's Nest

[NorCalMan2008]

Hello Nesters ...

Sorry I was out for most of the morning ...

Hows everyone doing ?

 

[PurelyInnocent]

Okay, I missed something here.


Where is everyone?

No you didn't ~ just me being snarky.

 

[done_got_old]

No you didn't ~ just me being snarky.

Do you take medication for that?

 

[PurelyInnocent]

Do you take medication for that?

Why? That would take all the fun out of it. Who wants me as Mary Sunshine 24/7?

 

[done_got_old]

Why? That would take all the fun out of it. Who wants me as Mary Sunshine 24/7?

I am!

 

[PurelyInnocent]

I am!

Yes, well, you set the bar too high. No one else can attain such levels of sweetness and light.

 

[bowtie4u]

Hello Naughty Nesters

 

[NorCalMan2008]

Black Pepper

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.

The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading.

A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, 'I couldn't help but notice' he said, 'that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?'

'I am sorry if I disturbed you ,' she replied. 'I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.'

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was very curious, 'I happen to be a doctor and I have never heard of that condition before' he said. 'Are you taking anything for it?'


The woman nodded, 'Black Pepper.'

 

[done_got_old]

Yes, well, you set the bar too high. No one else can attain such levels of sweetness and light.

Can you believe that I used to think you were a nice person?

 

[omahaman2]

had to look it up!

snarkyDefinition from Wiktionary, a free dictionaryJump to: navigation, search
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[edit] Adjectivesnarky (comparative snarkier, superlative snarkiest)

Positive
snarky
Comparative
snarkier
Superlative
snarkiest


(informal) sarcastic and irreverent, usually out of irritation.

 

[PurelyInnocent]

Can you believe that I used to think you were a nice person?

And now?

 

[PurelyInnocent]

had to look it up!

snarkyDefinition from Wiktionary, a free dictionaryJump to: navigation, search
Contents [hide]

[edit] English
[edit] Adjectivesnarky (comparative snarkier, superlative snarkiest)

Positive
snarky
Comparative
snarkier
Superlative
snarkiest


(informal) sarcastic and irreverent, usually out of irritation.

Yup ~ that's about right.

 

[sasebrats]

~zips in leaves s and zips out~

 

[fathom7]

~zips ~ sips es ~ zips again.

OOOPS!!

May have zipped the wrong way.

 

[sasebrats]

~zips ~ sips es ~ zips again.

OOOPS!!

May have zipped the wrong way.

Whoops.

 

[done_got_old]

Whoops.

whoopee

 

[sasebrats]

whoopee

Did you have that already today DGO?

 

[done_got_old]

Did you have that already today DGO?

I'm not telling.

 

[sasebrats]

I'm not telling.

YOU DID didn't ya.

 

[PurelyInnocent]

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*whispers* Good night Nesters.

*hands keys to Sase* See you in the morning cookie.

 

[sasebrats]

http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo343/McRoySon/Days/Good%20Night%20Images/SweetDreams1.gif
*whispers* Good night Nesters.

*hands keys to Sase* See you in the morning cookie.

Good night sugar cube

*Hangs key on hook* I'll talk to you first thing in the morning.

 

[Fagin]

What a cute puppy.

Scratch that.

There is no such thing as a cute canine. Vicious critters.

 

[sasebrats]

What a cute puppy.

Scratch that.

There is no such thing as a cute canine. Vicious critters.

well if you were nicer they wouldn't bite back.

 

[Fagin]

well if you were nicer they wouldn't bite back.

Gotta catch 'em off guard.

 

[sasebrats]

Gotta catch 'em off guard.

well you're good at that