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VoyageToBeyond said:
2 extra kids? sounds worse than night of the living dead!

hope you're having a ball tonight! :rolleyes:
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OMG VTB I can't believe how well it all the decorations went together.

yeah well tonight I'm minus two....it would be a treat if I was going to be here to enjoy it.


There's brighter days ahead. ;)
 
OK Nesters.........this penquin is flyin' out to pop 10 pans of popcorn.


You mess it up...........you clean it up....see ya'll on the morrow!
 
sasebrats said:
OK Nesters.........this penquin is flyin' out to pop 10 pans of popcorn.


You mess it up...........you clean it up....see ya'll on the morrow!
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Good Morning Nesters...rise and shine.

Hope we didn't mess up too much Sase

{{{{{Sase}}}}}}}

:kiss::kiss:
 
One of the reasons Im glad you made it home OK last night is the problem we had friday night walking home

Oman is walking home late this foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Terrified, oman begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP....
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as terrified oman runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything...

All he can find is a box of cough drops! Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...

...and...of...course,

...the coffin stops!
 
omahaman2 said:
One of the reasons Im glad you made it home OK last night is the problem we had friday night walking home

Oman is walking home late this foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Terrified, oman begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP....
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as terrified oman runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything...

All he can find is a box of cough drops! Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...

...and...of...course,

...the coffin stops!
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Oh Oman.....that was not funny at all.
 
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