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oooooo - that looks like a hello made of chocolate. Tastee. Mind If I come in for a little smakeral of something and hang out a bit?
That's not chocolate.
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oooooo - that looks like a hello made of chocolate. Tastee. Mind If I come in for a little smakeral of something and hang out a bit?
That's not chocolate.
I guess I kinda stepped in it then didn't I?
I love a good story, but that sounds like one of them insider or had to be there ones.
So Sase has a pretty chillin' pad here....nobody minds if I drop by from time to time if I promise to behave and bring my own wine?

It's a nice place. The only problem is our hostess. She's a bit.....well you'll see for yourself.
The story goes back to when every time she said 'shit' I'd post a picture of shit. Well I promised not to post any for the remainder of October. November came and the poop returned.
oooo - got me all interested in seeing what the owner is like. I'll sit over here and munch popcorn for a while. Maybe you can call her over when she comes in and you two can help me drink my wine.
that is a funny story - glad I cold afford you the opportunity to post some poop pics.![]()
Hope ya don't mind me callin' ya Ishie. It sounds better than callin' ya Ma.Good afternoon Ishie.Hope ya don't mind me callin' ya Ishie. It sounds better than callin' ya Ma.
Fuck you woman. The hostess is a pleasant person and don't you ever fuckin' forget it!
What's wrong with Ismael? Ishie sounds too much like fishie......
Yup here in a few I'm gonna. I have to touch up my hair and head out for the night.
God I wished it was 3:30 am and I was on my way home.
What's wrong with your hair?
it needs to be fluffed and sprayed.
ok now it's as close to perfect as it's gonna get.
Wow - what a welcome!!!
Yes, you can call me Ishie and you can Call me Ishmael.
No - I don't smell like a fish. At least not today, I did not go fishing today or to the fish monger.
Sase - I think your hair looks great. I hope you have a fabulous night out.
You two are funny.
Did she wear a helmet when she was on the short bus?
Brutal.
She must like you a lot to leave you in charge of the joint. Either that or you have nudie pictures on her.