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Good Morning everyone!

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce
toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
Pre- Chris tmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed
Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,
Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the
toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of
rum.. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all
the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally
dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces
all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice
had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door,
yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Chris tmas
tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Chris tmas, Santa. Isn't this a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to
stick it?'


And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree:D
 
Good Morning everyone!

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce
toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
Pre- Chris tmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed
Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,
Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the
toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of
rum.. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all
the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally
dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces
all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice
had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door,
yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Chris tmas
tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Chris tmas, Santa. Isn't this a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to
stick it?'


And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree:D

~Giggles~

Thanks for the laugh this morning Oman.

Keep warm and safe today if you're out and about.
 
OMG!!! {{{{{{{{{Twilight}}}}}}}}}}}}}} How are you sweetie!!

I'm doin well Sase. Things are going well and starting college next month. More than a little nervous about that. I love the photo that you have there and I had to scarf it...lovely.

How have you been?

TE
 
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