Slow Ride469
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hey darlin' I'm perfect as always how be you??![]()
I be doin' alright ....thank you



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hey darlin' I'm perfect as always how be you??![]()



hello all


Jusy a quick "Hi" to all...and whatever the weather and time, I wish you all a great day![]()

Jusy a quick "Hi" to all...and whatever the weather and time, I wish you all a great day![]()
Hi back to you. It's cold and dark.........if you don't turn on the lights.![]()
Turn on a light for God's sakes, we don't need a 9 11 call because you've fallen and can't get back up.
Good evening DGO.

That's why my cell phone is in my pocket. The problem comes when I don't have a pocket.![]()
I can solve the problem!!
Don't wear anything without pockets.
..........so I can't wear drawers?
or buy a roll of duct tape and stick it to your forehead.
..........so I can't wear drawers?
her head isn't that big, she shouldn't need the full roll.
you never know how many times she forgets her pockets.
maybe she should transform into a kangaroo and always have a pocket. yup, that's the ticket.
you never know how many times she forgets her pockets.
maybe she should transform into a kangaroo and always have a pocket. yup, that's the ticket.
Hey Fagin, how's the hammer hanging?
Hey Fagin, how's the hammer hanging?
*nods*
Yep that is the ticket!!
She's Kanga!!