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I made her crrrryyyyyyy! :nana: I made her crrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy! :nana:

Okay, better than her kicking my ass for going behind her back. She was bawling with her pressie and the lil mouse knocked me over backwards jumping at me to hug me.

All's well now. :cathappy:

I knew she would. I'm glad they had a wonderful easter....now it's time for her to go home. :D

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glad all my peeps

http://www.badcasserole.com/peeps/ceiling.jpg

had a great easter!!


Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails? To the "retail store".

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He "cracked up".

Why couldn't the eggs go out on a hot summer day? They were afraid they would "fry"!

What did the egg say to the clown? You "crack me up"!

What part did the egg play in the movies? He was an "egg-stra".

How did the eggs leave the highway? They went through the "eggs-it".

What did the eggs do when the light turned green? They "egg-cellerated".

Why couldn't the egg family watch T.V.? Because their cable was "scrambled".

What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg? You're "egg-stra special".

What's red, pink and blue with yellow all over? An Easter egg rolling down the hill.

Why won't eggs go out at night? They don't want to get "beat up".

Why did the egg go to school? To get "egg-u-cated".

Why wouldn't the egg take a hot bath? He didn't want to be "hard boiled".

How do eggs stay healthy? They "egg-cercize".

What kind of jokes do eggs tell? "Egg yolks"!

What do you call an egg from outer space? An "egg-stra terrestial".

What day does an egg hate the most? "Fry-days".
 
OMG My boys didn't even laugh...maybe because they got up at 5:00 am......


I have this one:

Think your life is bad? Try being an egg. You only get laid and eaten once. it takes 20 minutes to get you hard. and the only chick to sit on your face is your mom.


:D
 
She went home! :nana:

Just.

Now.

:rolleyes:

mine was tolerable.
not.
really.

I just smiled...you know though since we're on the topic of mom's she said, "Oh brat, I was talking to Norbert the on Good Friday and he said, "Lizzie, where would you and your girls be today if you were around for the cruifixion of Christ?" I told him, I know Wiss will be in the crowd screaming cruify him, S will be at home cooking to take to the family after he's dead, Jacks will be under the bed because she's a puss, Joy will be out looking for an outfit for the funeral and I'll be at home with Sase, telling her she can't go out and kill 'em all."

WTF did that mean?? I was shocked my momma would tell that nice old man that. :eek:
 
Happy Easter sweetheart. It's nice to see you home safe and sound.
:kiss:

Thanks Sase, you wouldn't believe how wonderful it is to be home!! Have a fantastic Monday....while I have to work...:( Nevermind, I'll catch you when I can...

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Thanks Sase, you wouldn't believe how wonderful it is to be home!! Have a fantastic Monday....while I have to work...:( Nevermind, I'll catch you when I can...

:kiss:

Awww baby, you have to work today? :kiss: I have Easter Monday off, well other than payroll, placing a few orders, calling for the state fire marshall to come in for an inspection, place a call to Sheryl to see if her company can come and hook up my TV to the sound system, and call a handyman to see if he'll fix a hole in the wall at the bottom of the steps. So I should catch you around noon...

:D
 
* pokes head in , glances around , giggling like a loon *



Good evening everyone :D

Hope you all had a wonderful day ;)
 
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