sasebrats
The girl next door
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So sue me...lol
Its gonna be quick. I'm shy![]()
LMAO! You shy...yup and I'm the virgin Mary too.

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So sue me...lol
Its gonna be quick. I'm shy![]()


Did you calm down a little married Mom of 3
meet ya in the Kitchen![]()
Yeah, but I hope your not gonna squeeze em to hardYa gonna bring your jingle bells?![]()
Hey sweetie...how was your shopping adventure yesterday? What did ya buy me?![]()

Yeah, but I hope your not gonna squeeze em to hard![]()

It was good, I finally had to get out of there, people get so rude around the holidays, something I could never understand.
How's things with you sugar?
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If I hear one more sales clerk say Happy Holidays one more time I'm liable to jump across the counter and choke them. OMGD that was soooooo funny!![]()
Yup we are rude fuckers aren't we.If I hear one more sales clerk say Happy Holidays one more time I'm liable to jump across the counter and choke them.
Things are getting better. I got some good sleep last night and it's amazing how brighter things looked this morning.


LOL ... its not so much the sales people but the fuckin shoppers. I had a lady almost run me over with her cart yesterday to get to a rack that had a sale sign on it ... I looked at her and I said ... slow down will ya, that sale will still be there in the next few minutes that it would take you to go around me instead of running me over ... needless to say she didnt like that and hmmmp her way past me.
I'm glad you got some good sleep ... brighter days are ahead sweetie.
~hugs~
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oh fuck me dry nothing pisses me off more than someone running the back of my heels over with a fuckin' shopping cart. I want to bitch slap every fuckin' one of them....Take a good look at me...Like I'm a fuckin' twiggy you can't see my fat ass behind this cart...back off would ya Jesus Fing Christ stupid fuckin' twits. Like that sale shit is any good anyway it's probably one of those stupid fucking gift boxes of soap and perfume that smells like old people shit anyway.
~ahhh~ now I feel much better.

oh fuck me dry nothing pisses me off more than someone running the back of my heels over with a fuckin' shopping cart. I want to bitch slap every fuckin' one of them....Take a good look at me...Like I'm a fuckin' twiggy you can't see my fat ass behind this cart...back off would ya Jesus Fing Christ stupid fuckin' twits. Like that sale shit is any good anyway it's probably one of those stupid fucking gift boxes of soap and perfume that smells like old people shit anyway.
~ahhh~ now I feel much better.
I would appreciate it if all the women and a couple men would quit writing fuckin checks for twenty bucks worth of stuff and makin me wait while ya get extra money back and then talk to the cashier about women stuff and then give me "THE LOOK" cuz I got 16 things in the 15 thing lane http://www.cybergifs.com/faces/bigw.gif
Oh yeah that fuckin' hacks my ass too! Like I give a rats ass that your grand baby said nana for the first time and that the tie is for your brother in law who's the president of a fucking bank. Slip your charge card through the fucking thingy sign your fuckin John Handycock on the screen and move along little doggies.
Like my one extra vibrating cock ring is going to make a difference if I gots 16 items.
Damn woman....lets go shoppin!http://www.cybergifs.com/faces/clapsmiley.gif

Let me go grab my purse...Sunday afternoon is always a good day to Christmas shop and spread hate and discontent.![]()
You're going to have to ask forgiveness for this!

Why the fuck do I have ta do that? He's suppose to be there when I'm being naughty...if I just look up to the ceiling and whisper "sorry Jesus" does let me off the hook?![]()
Nope, just like screaming, "Oh god, I'm coming," doesn't count for going to church!

~sighs~ Fine I'll go to the drive thru confession later on.
You take the f outta fuck and that is UCK!
That's what I'm here for!
