Saucyminx' Lost Vacation

[BedtimeStories77]

so howcum she gets to see the pics and I don't?

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Saucyminx]

so howcum she gets to see the pics and I don't?

I'm sure there is a very good explanation for this--and as soon as i think of it, i'll give it to you. Oh, and then i'll tell you why you can't see the pics too.

 

[Saucyminx]

ok, so more of my vacation

It took us 15 hours to drive to FL because we stopped a lot. There was some seriously heavy flirting going on with the girl i took along. She really is a cutie pie, but she thinks she is straight. Silly girl--they all think that until i get in their panties.

So anyway, it was pitch black as we crossed the FL border, and we hadn't stopped for a while, so we were hungry. Not only had we packed enough liquor to supply a frat house for a month, but we also had a big cooler full of snacks and sodas. She grabbed out cheese, spicy pickles, hummus, and broccoli. So while i'm doing about 85 mph down rt. 95, she is feeding me stuff. It was hot hot hot. We both had pickle juice down our cleavage and not even from bein freaky. lol.

But i was sucking on her fingers. Yummmm, blonde.

Our arrival later, i think i need a pickle.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I so need to get the name of your travel agent!

 

[sirhugs]

It took us 15 hours to drive to FL because we stopped a lot. There was some seriously heavy flirting going on with the girl i took along. She really is a cutie pie, but she thinks she is straight. Silly girl--they all think that until i get in their panties.

So anyway, it was pitch black as we crossed the FL border, and we hadn't stopped for a while, so we were hungry. Not only had we packed enough liquor to supply a frat house for a month, but we also had a big cooler full of snacks and sodas. She grabbed out cheese, spicy pickles, hummus, and broccoli. So while i'm doing about 85 mph down rt. 95, she is feeding me stuff. It was hot hot hot. We both had pickle juice down our cleavage and not even from bein freaky. lol.

But i was sucking on her fingers. Yummmm, blonde.

Our arrival later, i think i need a pickle.

is blonde a finger flavour now???

I think we get a food fetish story outta this vacation.....a title with a pun on the two senses of Pickled?

 

[Saucyminx]

is blonde a finger flavour now???

I think we get a food fetish story outta this vacation.....a title with a pun on the two senses of Pickled?

Funny, but i can cum up with 3 senses of that word.

I so need to get the name of your travel agent!

Now Sal baby, you know this was on one of my annual "Dirty Girl Tour of the South" trips. I offered to make you a stop, remember?

 

[Texguy84]

Now Sal baby, you know this was on one of my annual "Dirty Girl Tour of the South" trips. I offered to make you a stop, remember?

Hey, speaking of the Dirty Girl tour, when do you arrive in Texas, Kitten?

 

[sirhugs]

Funny, but i can cum up with 3 senses of that word.

so we get a sequel???

 

[Saucyminx]

Hey, speaking of the Dirty Girl tour, when do you arrive in Texas, Kitten?

Yes darlin, you would make a nice stop too. Take in stray kitties often tex?

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Just be sure to pick me up on your way to Texas!

 

[Saucyminx]

Just be sure to pick me up on your way to Texas!

Of course darlin--you are welcome to join the Dirty Girls.

 

[Texguy84]

Yes darlin, you would make a nice stop too. Take in stray kitties often tex?

But of course, I always like to care for pussy in need.

 

[sirhugs]

But of course, I always like to care for pussy in need.

got cream?

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Can we stop up in Canada and get Daddy too?

 

[sirhugs]

Can we stop up in Canada and get Daddy too?

I'm right at the North end of Highway 61 !

 

[BedtimeStories77]

*taking down notes*

 

[sirhugs]

*taking down notes*

turn right at the intersection with Highway 11/17, go about 2 miles ( 6 lights). turn right. .....

 

[Saucyminx]

Can we stop up in Canada and get Daddy too?

Well, i was going to save yon knight for the Dirty Girls tour of the North.

 

[sirhugs]

Well, i was going to save yon knight for the Dirty Girls tour of the North.

Sring has Sprung, and the bucks are sprouting new antlers!

 

[Saucyminx]

Sring has Sprung, and the bucks are sprouting new antlers!

Is that a clever euphamism?

 

[sirhugs]

Is that a clever euphamism?

more like interesting symbolism?

 

[fogbank]

I'm right at the North end of Highway 61 !

Have you seen that movie (Highway 61)? Love the sex-in-the-graveyard-in-the-rain-while-satan's-in-the-church-winning-bingo scene.


And no Dirty Girls tour of the North tour could possibly be complete without a visit out here to the Canadian Rockies!

 

[Saucyminx]

Have you seen that movie (Highway 61)? Love the sex-in-the-graveyard-in-the-rain-while-satan's-in-the-church-winning-bingo scene.


And no Dirty Girls tour of the North tour could possibly be complete without a visit out here to the Canadian Rockies!

Grabbing the popcorn--yay! movies.

And of course it wouldn't be, planning the next trip as we speak. *perusing map of Canada on large solid wooden table. . .*

 

[BedtimeStories77]

And of course it wouldn't be, planning the next trip as we speak. *perusing map of Canada on large solid wooden table. . .*

Mmmmmm, what a view!

 

[Saucyminx]

Mmmmmm, what a view!

Why thank you darling. Which of these fine gentlemen should we wear out first? Or ya just wanna dyke out on the map table?