Sausage Party

[Apisto42]

Bump [/ignore]

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Free sausages for err'body!

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Vaguely female usernames, NOTICE ME PLEASE

 

[JugheadJane]

Vaguely female usernames, NOTICE ME PLEASE

I’ve practically been pressing my breasts to your face but you’ve been too preoccupied with sausages. What does a girl have to do?!

 

[neakman]

I’ve practically been pressing my breasts to your face but you’ve been too preoccupied with sausages. What does a girl have to do?!

ill be glad to take over.

 

[JugheadJane]

ill be glad to take over.

Finally! These nipples can’t tweak themselves.

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Nipples!

 

[Apisto42]

Female? “Listen to me! Look! Look at me! Hey. Hey you! Why are you walking away! Slow down! You’re going too fast! Why are you running? I’ll send you a dick piccccccc!”

 

[JugheadJane]

Female? “Listen to me! Look! Look at me! Hey. Hey you! Why are you walking away! Slow down! You’re going too fast! Why are you running? I’ll send you a dick piccccccc!”

Heyyy boy, I’ve noticed you noticing me.

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Hi random men looking down the "new posts" lists for somebody without a penis, give up. It's early. Come watch sports or grunt or something.

* NO GIRLS ALLOWED *

 

[dashie33]

Tits a bit nipply, isn't it? We breast go inside.

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Tits a bit nipply, isn't it? We breast go inside.

Nah. It's outside or bust for me. I've got some jugs of coffee with milk.

 

[LanaBehave]

Oops!

What am I doing here?


(But this really is a funny thread, so, if you can't be useful, be amusing!)

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Oops!

What am I doing here?

(But this really is a funny thread, so, if you can't be useful, be amusing!)

Wankers often take themselves too seriously. We're all here to wank, just on a more sapiosexual level.

 

[LanaBehave]

Wankers often take themselves too seriously. We're all here to wank, just on a more sapiosexual level.

Now that I know what Sapiosexual means, do count me in!

(and I'll have a medium order of apple/bacon bratwurst, lightly grilled)

 

[barefootgirl69]

What kind of mustard do you have for these sausages?

 

[Fugu_B]

What kind of mustard do you have for these sausages?

I make my own just for you, the way you like it, where you like it.

Care for some?

 

[barefootgirl69]

I make my own just for you, the way you like it, where you like it.

Care for some?

That spicy kind? Yes, please!!

 

[Fugu_B]

That spicy kind? Yes, please!!

With pleasure.

Be a good girl and clean up after yourself.