Saving it for your girl???

[redfunguy]

i have a friend who knows a girl that makes her husband save his stuff everytime he masturbates if she is not there. She makes him save it in a glass so she can drink it when she gets home. This is totally her idea and he does it cuz it makes her happy. Anyone here do that or know of others that do this? I thought it was a little wierd. I just had a vasectomy and the pressure of jacking off into a little plastic cup was insane...i cant imagine having to do it in a glass all the time.

 

[silverwhisper]

wow. i know a lot of people enjoy giving head but i've never heard anyone say that they really enjoyed drinking cum.

OK, i gotta ask: how the fuck does that come up in a conversation? i know, it isn't any of my business, but i'm genuinely curious.

ed

 

[LadyJeanne]

You have a friend knows a girl who does this with her husband? I'm wondering if something got lost in the translation. Come dries. You can't save it in a glass for later. I suppose you could freeze it and then thaw it out, or perhaps form a cumsicle - did you and your friend discuss the freezing properties of come?

 

[redfunguy]

lets just say that SHE is a really GOOD friend of mine



actually if there is enough of it in one place it wont dry out for a while...when i had to put my sample in my little plastic cup it sat there for about 4 hours and was fine...kind of thinned out a little but that was it

 

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[ClosetStoryLovr]

I know a girl who loves cum games... She did this with a guy once and told me about it.. She said he jerked off for a week into a cup, and kept the cup in his freezer... Then, when she got there, he took the cup out of the freezer to let it thaw... Then they messed around for awhile, and when he was ready, she jerked him off into the cup, and then she drank the whole thing down. She said it was tough to do, but she loved it.

She also told me that she had him cum on the countertop and she licked it all up... but thats another story.

 

[Dallass_Drake]

Boredom set in one week whilst I was 15 and, as I assume is common what with boyish curiosity, I decided to collect all my discharges in a container (That was sealable, in case that has any relevance). At the end, since I was putting in serious graft to collect as much as possible, there were maybe 30 in there. It developed a yellowish tint and a smell bearing similarities to urine, a quite unpleasant result, certainly any lady wishing to consume that would gain my instant favour but sadly at the time no such angel was forthcoming so it all went down the sink. After a day in such an environment (I did not place this in a fridge since at the time I shared that with the parents), jizz seems to gain these urinal characteristics so maybe this could be considered a variant on the watersports genre.

The idea of 'cumsicle', in case there was any doubt, is not lacking in merit. In 'Feeding Frenzy 6' (iirc) they produce such an unholy obelisk, and it seems quite stable in structure, and when it melts it produces these thick tendrils that have a certain quality when draping themselves over a pretty damsel. There was perhaps one x factor in this however as is contained also the saliva of the recipient of this mighty load.

 

[Red 2 Gray]

Sorry, I'm not buying it...

A gay man would drink it, but a girl? uh, no.

 

[bisexplicit]

Sorry, I'm not buying it...

A gay man would drink it, but a girl? uh, no.

Fucking homophobes piss me off.

 

[ClosetStoryLovr]

doubt all you want... This girl (Happens to be my ex) wants me to do it, and give it to her.. If she wasn't so psycho, i'd do it for her...

 

[Eilan]

I just had a vasectomy and the pressure of jacking off into a little plastic cup was insane...i cant imagine having to do it in a glass all the time.

I see where you're coming from. My husband had to provide "samples" for the doctor when he and his ex were having fertility problems, and I don't think that masturbating in little cups is high on his list of priorities, either.

I'd think that jerking off in a glass at home would be a little different than jerking off in a cup at the doctor's office, though. Less pressure.

I'm a straight-from-the-tap kinda gal. To each her own.

 

[gypsy4191]

sure

Sorry, I'm not buying it...

A gay man would drink it, but a girl? uh, no.

Well just to prove you wrong i am a girl, and i would do it, DO do it sometimes.

 

[redfunguy]

I see where you're coming from. My husband had to provide "samples" for the doctor when he and his ex were having fertility problems, and I don't think that masturbating in little cups is high on his list of priorities, either.

I'd think that jerking off in a glass at home would be a little different than jerking off in a cup at the doctor's office, though. Less pressure.

I'm a straight-from-the-tap kinda gal. To each her own.

actually i had to do it at home but the "cup" was about as big around as a quarter...similar to a film tube thingy
there was quit a bit of stress to make sure it all went in there....lucky for though i had someone hold the cup for me
THANK YOU SWEETIE!!!

 

[KarenDee]

I suppose you could freeze it and then thaw it out, or perhaps form a cumsicle

Is it just me or did anyone else about piss their pants when they read this?

Thanks Lady Jeanne...that was really funny!!

 

[original cindy]

i have a friend who knows a girl that makes her husband save his stuff everytime he masturbates if she is not there. She makes him save it in a glass so she can drink it when she gets home. This is totally her idea and he does it cuz it makes her happy. Anyone here do that or know of others that do this? I thought it was a little wierd. I just had a vasectomy and the pressure of jacking off into a little plastic cup was insane...i cant imagine having to do it in a glass all the time.

I've read a few articles about semen as an antidepressant. This is one of them,http://www.biopsychiatry.com/semen.htm.

 

[Eilan]

Fucking homophobes piss me off.

Don't you just love it when people use stereotypes?

 

[sweetsparkles]

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[midwestyankee]

I've read a few articles about semen as an antidepressant. This is one of them,http://www.biopsychiatry.com/semen.htm.

Of course, this study only points to the possibility of the semen having a positive impact on women. Just my luck to have a nearly endless supply of anti-depressant readily at hand and be unable to benefit from it.

 

[AppleBiter]

cumsicle huh? is this the cousin of the nutty buddy?

I just hope this doesn't become the next ben & jerry's flavor.

Hork!! Gack!! *shivers*

 

[Vixandra]

I don't see anything wrong with it.
If she believes he's good down to the last drop, even the ones she doesn't personally extract herself, let her go for it.
Long as he's not on any medication that might come out through his seman, shouldn't be a problem at all.


Not too mainstream but then neither is many other individual sexual quirks.
Heck, I get off on seeing others in pain that I've inflicted (SSC applies but still a sadist non-the-less).
*shrugs*