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~John Travolta split~

Sure, this is the AH, the party never stops.logophile said:Is the party still going?![]()

I wanna sit by you.Sub Joe said:I've turned up with my biker friends. They're gonna drop cherry bombs in the toliet and barf.
I'm going to sit on the sofa and get drunk on the bottle of Blue Curacao I brought.

OhMissScarlett said:I wanna sit by you.![]()
Omg! you're that guy who doesn't know when girls want to make out with him!Sub Joe said:Your legs are tired, huh?
OhMissScarlett said:Omg! you're that guy who doesn't know when girls want to make out with him!
*snickers at the deflection*Sub Joe said:I do, but I'm awkward.
So how about that President Bush, eh?
elizabethwest said:*snickers at the deflection*
There was a man scared of rejectionSub Joe said:I hope that wasn't a typo for reflection.
She's only after me luck-
--nahh, can't say it.
elizabethwest said:There was a man scared of rejection
Who never would look at reflection
When flirted with madly
He shook his head sadly
He couldn't believe our affection.
I don't give person a chance to be awkward.Sub Joe said:I do, but I'm awkward.
So how about that President Bush, eh?

I hope it was a smile...Sub Joe said:That made me smile, or wince. I can't tell without looking in the mirror.
I'd retort, but I can't find a rhyme for Leprechaun.
elizabethwest said:I hope it was a smile...![]()
OhMissScarlett said:I don't give person a chance to be awkward.![]()
Ahhh...plastered already I see...Sub Joe said:I think it was a fixed grin.

elizabethwest said:Ahhh...plastered already I see...![]()
I'm actually working too. Or at least trying to. Just got the evals back from bossman that I've been waiting on for over two months.Sub Joe said:Believe it or not, I'm working. This is me working.
elizabethwest said:I'm actually working too. Or at least trying to. Just got the evals back from bossman that I've been waiting on for over two months.![]()
LMAO! No, all our contact is via email. He's two hours away.Sub Joe said:You've been waiting on your bossman? Where do you work? A restaurant? Or is this some kind of "Secretary" scenario?
Nice job...Can surf while supposedly working...elizabethwest said:LMAO! No, all our contact is via email. He's two hours away.Nice job...Can surf while supposedly working...
)My office is my car or my recliner. No client showing up on my doorstep, thank god.Sub Joe said:Me too. But sometimes my client turns up in my office and I have to clear away all the porn from the desk. He was here today, starting using my PC to look up something on the web. Thank fuck he didn't hit the back button a couple of times..
Tatelou said:Lou, Shocky and the Thread Archiver stumble into the party late. They've been on the meths...
http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/party/1.gif
(Congrats, Scarlett.![]()
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