Scary private messages?

carsonshepherd · Mar 13, 2005

Sub Joe said:
I do like squid women. You can make one with a blow-up doll and those DIY towel hooks that attach to the door through suction. As everybody knows, squids have those scary little beaks, much like that of the common parrot, only larger. I haven'y found anything better to use for the beak than an actual parrot, inserted careful into the blow-up doll's plastic cunt-hole.

Now just PM me something like that....

I will get all melty like a bowl of vanilla ice cream... :kiss:

Guest · Mar 13, 2005

Sub Joe said:
I do like squid women. You can make one with a blow-up doll and those DIY towel hooks that attach to the door through suction. As everybody knows, squids have those scary little beaks, much like that of the common parrot, only larger. I haven'y found anything better to use for the beak than an actual parrot, inserted careful into the blow-up doll's plastic cunt-hole.

You pervey Wally.

I should send you my novel, Skin Deep. Even the men get raped by tentacled monsters in that one.

Wildcard Ky · Mar 13, 2005

Tatelou said:
You pervey Wally.

I should send you my novel, Skin Deep. Even the men get raped by tentacled monsters in that one.

A tentacled woman would be great at gang banging. Hell, she could keep 11 guys going at once.

OhMissScarlett · Mar 13, 2005

Tatelou said:
Even the men get raped by tentacled monsters in that one.

Freakin' brilliant.

Softouch911 · Mar 13, 2005

That's lesson 101 in the book "How to charm a girl out of her panties":

Send her a creepy note!

Yeh, that'll do it every time

Reminds me of the old joke from years back when companies were doing Sexual Harrasment Training workshops:

"I signed up to be sexually harrassed, but no one did."

Softie -- sorry bout that

Guest · Mar 13, 2005

Softouch911 said:
That's lesson 101 in the book "How to charm a girl out of her panties":

Send her a creepy note!

Yeh, that'll do it every time

Edit, scrap that, it was gibberish.

I love Lewd PMs, that's all I'll say now.

NoJo · Mar 13, 2005

Consider it scrapped.

Just wanted to mention that the Literotica system is perfectly happy to deliver PM's sent to onseself, which is a handy feature sometimes, when one's box is feeling a little wide and cavernous.

Guest · Mar 13, 2005

Sub Joe said:
Consider it scrapped.

Just wanted to mention that the Literotica system is perfectly happy to deliver PM's sent to onseself, which is a handy feature sometimes, when one's box is feeling a little wide and cavernous.

Awww, bless. :rose:

minsue · Mar 13, 2005

Sub Joe said:
Consider it scrapped.

Just wanted to mention that the Literotica system is perfectly happy to deliver PM's sent to onseself, which is a handy feature sometimes, when one's box is feeling a little wide and cavernous.

Damn, I want to mock you for knowing that, but I already knew it, too. I hate when that happens. Damn hypocracy meter.

TheEarl · Mar 13, 2005

Sub Joe said:
I do like squid women. You can make one with a blow-up doll and those DIY towel hooks that attach to the door through suction. As everybody knows, squids have those scary little beaks, much like that of the common parrot, only larger. I haven'y found anything better to use for the beak than an actual parrot, inserted careful into the blow-up doll's plastic cunt-hole.

Is it an ex-parrot? Or is it just stunned?

[/gratuitous Python reference]

The Earl

NoJo · Mar 13, 2005

TheEarl said:
Is it an ex-parrot? Or is it just stunned?

[/gratuitous Python reference]

The Earl

Careful, Earl, I might send you a scary PM of the Lumberjack Song, in Welsh.

rgraham666 · Mar 13, 2005

In Welsh?

Not that!

SweetVA · Mar 13, 2005

logophile said:
I don't get many PMs at all, and I've never really gotten one from someone I didn't know. I've wondered a few times if it's because my writing is too dull, because I only hangout in the AH, or just because I'm incredibly fortunate...

I've gotten a couple of PMs from people I've never seen/"met", they haven't posted in the AH and I really don't go anywhere else.. (have enough to do just to keep up with this lot!). They've, so far, gone away when receiving either a very short or no response.

VA

Evil Alpaca · Mar 14, 2005

I hear that there's this one PM that you read it and then a week later, you get troll-bombed.

cheerful_deviant · Mar 14, 2005

As Cheerful Deviant, I get few PM's, mostly replys to ones that I send annoying the other AH members.

As China Doll, it's another story. I've gotten some funny, some cute, some annoying (who can't take no for an answer) and a few creepy ones.

My favorite:

"I really like naughty little asian gal's. Would you like to be my naughty little Asian Dolly?"

yui · Mar 14, 2005

cheerful_deviant said:
As Cheerful Deviant, I get few PM's, mostly replys to ones that I send annoying the other AH members.

As China Doll, it's another story. I've gotten some funny, some cute, some annoying (who can't take no for an answer) and a few creepy ones.

My favorite:

"I really like naughty little asian gal's. Would you like to be my naughty little Asian Dolly?"

STALK WARNING:

CD, my love, I'm going to start sending you PMs telling you how much I like naughty rubber ducks and I'm going to ask you, "Do you want to be my naughty rubber ducky?" Please consider carefully. My fluffy little :heart:

hangs in the balance.

Kisses http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/japan/59022.gif,

Yui

cheerful_deviant · Mar 14, 2005

yui said:
STALK WARNING:

CD, my love, I'm going to start sending you PMs telling you how much I like naughty rubber ducks and I'm going to ask you, "Do you want to be my naughty rubber ducky?" Please consider carefully. My fluffy little hangs in the balance.

Kisses http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/japan/59022.gif,

Yui

Naughty Little Asian Doll, I don't think I could do. But I'm pretty sure I can handle being a Naughty Ducky. And I wouldn't want to break you fluffy little :heart:

so you better start sending PM's so I can try out having a stalker. :devil:

yui · Mar 14, 2005

cheerful_deviant said:
Naughty Little Asian Doll, I don't think I could do. But I'm pretty sure I can handle being a Naughty Ducky. And I wouldn't want to break you fluffy little so you better start sending PM's so I can try out having a stalker.

Oh goody! I will go to Books-a-Million today and buy "Stalking for Dummies". I want to do this right. :cathappy:

neonlyte · Mar 14, 2005

Quite the oddest I've received simply asked if I'd ever lived in Florida. The person appears to have registered with Lit for the single purpose of sending me a PM. Their name shows no posts, no description, no sexuality and no activity apart from the single PM. It was sent in response to a story - I guess I got close to someones RL.

NoJo · Mar 14, 2005

I have an unused ID you can practice on. Use domjoe.

cheerful_deviant · Mar 14, 2005

yui said:
Oh goody! I will go to Books-a-Million today and buy "Stalking for Dummies". I want to do this right.

Good idea, I wouldn't want to be stalked by an amateur.

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