Armphid
Crowned Sun
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Evan turned his head as the door started to open, "Crystal! Good morning, how'd you-" The door shut, jerked closed by the huntress and leaving him staring at the back of the stout iron hatch, "...sleep?"
He blinked as he heard her voice coming through the door and looked down at his boxers. Damn it to hell! Though he did like her calling it a tent pole, that was very flattering. Though she probably wasn't referring to size. However, more than anything, he felt chagrin. Could he do anything, ANYTHING, that didn't upset or confuse the poor woman? "I'm sorry! It's just morning, and, I wasn't, you know, doing anything...I'm sorry. Just hold on a minute."
Cursing himself, Evan jerked his clothes on, as he did so he tried to imagine the least arousing things he could think of. Doing his taxes, slaughtering pigs on the farm, ripping out stumps, and rendering. Blech.
"All right, I'm good. You can come in."
He blinked as he heard her voice coming through the door and looked down at his boxers. Damn it to hell! Though he did like her calling it a tent pole, that was very flattering. Though she probably wasn't referring to size. However, more than anything, he felt chagrin. Could he do anything, ANYTHING, that didn't upset or confuse the poor woman? "I'm sorry! It's just morning, and, I wasn't, you know, doing anything...I'm sorry. Just hold on a minute."
Cursing himself, Evan jerked his clothes on, as he did so he tried to imagine the least arousing things he could think of. Doing his taxes, slaughtering pigs on the farm, ripping out stumps, and rendering. Blech.
"All right, I'm good. You can come in."