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Is it just the three that have arrived?
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A little Christmas story to get everyone in the mood.
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not
produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to
feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven
knows where.
More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and
the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and
a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hidden
the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration he
accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of
little pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end
of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.
He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me
to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree.
Ken
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not
produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to
feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven
knows where.
More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and
the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and
a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hidden
the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration he
accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of
little pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end
of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.
He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me
to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree.
Ken
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kendo1 said:
I really needed that. Very funny.
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Ha ha! very funny! 
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Mat is as eager as me to open her gift
Noone elses arrived yet? Must be the Christmas post coming into play.
Noone elses arrived yet? Must be the Christmas post coming into play.
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dark-glasses said:
How do you know that? did you just receive a soggy pile of brown paper?
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prolly cuz its the weekend .. .. no deliveries on the weekend here
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Does that mean you got your gift?dark-glasses said:
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Gotcha.dark-glasses said:
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santas erotic elf checking in....<grin...
rotic the erotic elf
Rotic, the erotic elf
by My Erotic Tail ©
Now santa knows what little girls like.
Toys that will please them in the night.
So he had an elf that made the erotic
and his name is, "Rotic."
This little elf made sensual gifts,
that gave boys and girls a sexual lift.
From vibrators to dilos that grew and grew.
But tucked away no body knew..
Now Mrs. Clause made her rounds one day.
Was toying with elves in the reindeers hay.
When one let it slip, about Rotic's gifts.
She waited round untill his shift.
She asked him about his variety of toys.
Said she was tired of little elf boys.
So Rotic showed his display.
And Mrs.Clause had a field day.
She tried them all one at a time.
Then she tryed them twice in a line.
Needless to say she could hardly walk.
Told little Rotic it was all his fault.
Now Santas secret is out and about.
Every one screaming and some of them shout.
About little Rotic and his toys.
So put them on your list girls and boys.
rotic the erotic elf
Rotic, the erotic elf
by My Erotic Tail ©
Now santa knows what little girls like.
Toys that will please them in the night.
So he had an elf that made the erotic
and his name is, "Rotic."
This little elf made sensual gifts,
that gave boys and girls a sexual lift.
From vibrators to dilos that grew and grew.
But tucked away no body knew..
Now Mrs. Clause made her rounds one day.
Was toying with elves in the reindeers hay.
When one let it slip, about Rotic's gifts.
She waited round untill his shift.
She asked him about his variety of toys.
Said she was tired of little elf boys.
So Rotic showed his display.
And Mrs.Clause had a field day.
She tried them all one at a time.
Then she tryed them twice in a line.
Needless to say she could hardly walk.
Told little Rotic it was all his fault.
Now Santas secret is out and about.
Every one screaming and some of them shout.
About little Rotic and his toys.
So put them on your list girls and boys.
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Not at all.lil_elvis said:
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lil_elvis said:
If you are, so am I.
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I got mine!
What a rush!
What a rush!
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I got mine today!!!!
how many we have still waiting??
how many we have still waiting??
