Secret Service agent details Trump's "peculiarities"

[RobDownSouth]

Uncorroborated account of the many eccentricities of President Donald Trump

Long list of quirks. Highlights include:

• Melania Trump has never once ridden with her husband in the presidential limosine
• President Trump's personal hygiene is so bad that the Secret Service lobbied for...and got..."stench pay" to take him to golf courses
• President Trump hands two or three of his signature golf balls to perimeter Secret Service agents on his golf courses....for them to drop and "find" when Trump shanks a ball
• Rear floor mats in the presidential limosine are replaced monthly, Trump throws chicken bones on the floor consuming a bucket of chicken after golf.
• He likes to listen to ABBA on rides
• He ask Secret Service agents to "take out JD Vance" (he calls it "doing a Princess Diana number on him" Agents hope he is joking.
• He urges single Secret Service agents to "get a Russian girlfriend. They are crazy and will do anything!"

 

[Wilson23]

[*]He likes to listen to ABBA on rides

The fiend!

 

[Rightguide]

Uncorroborated account of the many eccentricities of President Donald Trump

Long list of quirks. Highlights include:

• Melania Trump has never once ridden with her husband in the presidential limosine
• President Trump's personal hygiene is so bad that the Secret Service lobbied for...and got..."stench pay" to take him to golf courses
• President Trump hands two or three of his signature golf balls to perimeter Secret Service agents on his golf courses....for them to drop and "find" when Trump shanks a ball
• Rear floor mats in the presidential limosine are replaced monthly, Trump throws chicken bones on the floor consuming a bucket of chicken after golf.
• He likes to listen to ABBA on rides
• He ask Secret Service agents to "take out JD Vance" (he calls it "doing a Princess Diana number on him" Agents hope he is joking.
• He urges single Secret Service agents to "get a Russian girlfriend. They are crazy and will do anything!"

The very first claim is a lie: At the 2020 Daytona 500, the Trumps rode together in the armored presidential limousine for a ceremonial lap around the track before the race. https://www.inquirer.com/sports/trump-daytona-500-limousine-pace-lap-20200217.html?utm_

The rest are most likely your TDS inspired inventions.

 

[ChinoMoreno]

The very first claim is a lie: At the 2020 Daytona 500, the Trumps rode together in the armored presidential limousine for a ceremonial lap around the track before the race. https://www.inquirer.com/sports/trump-daytona-500-limousine-pace-lap-20200217.html?utm_

The rest are most likely your TDS inspired inventions.

 

[briancamdudetenger2018]

i wonder what left wingers and right wingers thinks of that secret service agent stories about donnie j trumps antics

 

[nowisthetime]

Shows money doesn't always buy class.

The ABBA part got me, I bet he loves disco, he loves the Village People.

 

[Wilson23]

[*]He ask Secret Service agents to "take out JD Vance" (he calls it "doing a Princess Diana number on him" Agents hope he is joking.

Is there any reason to hope he is not?

 

[YDB95]

Is there any reason to hope he is not?

There is indeed: even if Vance were out of the way, the next in line would be just as bad.

 

[YDB95]

The rest are most likely your TDS inspired inventions.

Actually, it's a satire website. The whole thing is a joke. What's frightening is, quite a few of them are perfectly plausible.

 

[LLCox]

"I'll need five years of your social media posts." ~ donnie

 

[Saint_Ann]

Circlejerk thread.

 

[ll74]

Circlejerk thread.

https://forum.literotica.com/thread...mon-here-on-lit.1651744/page-3#post-102561060

 

[Iluv17]

Those damn secret service agents...

 

[ll74]

Those damn secret service agents...View attachment 2604029View attachment 2604030

This is a lie.

 

[Iluv17]

This is a lie.

No its NOT a lie! You are.from.the party of Liars and perverts! Prove it wrong if its a lie! HINT. YOU CANT PROVE ANYTHING WRONG I POST BECAUSE I POST TRUTH! Go ahead and try! Good luck!

 

[ll74]

No its NOT a lie! You are.from.the party of Liars and perverts! Prove it wrong if its a lie! HINT. YOU CANT PROVE ANYTHING WRONG I POST BECAUSE I POST TRUTH! Go ahead and try! Good luck!

Yes it is a lie.

You've provided no supporting evidence to prove it right. I have nothing to refute.

 

[briancamdudetenger2018]

This is a lie.

isnt it a good thing that this secret agent has seen the light and how the secret agent realized how donnie j trump runied the secret agent