see Tek suck a vampire's cock poll

do you want to see Tek sucking vampire cock?


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I do believe I'll sit back and watch this play out. Honey, you get yourself in the oddest situations........

Hi, cutie. MWAH! And, yes, yes I do.

My, my, there's quite a crowd gathering. Might as well sell popcorn.

*yelling in street vendor's voice* Pop corn! Get your pop corn here! Make sure to tell me if you don't want cream on the popcorn. :devil:
 
Hi, cutie. MWAH! And, yes, yes I do.

My, my, there's quite a crowd gathering. Might as well sell popcorn.

*yelling in street vendor's voice* Pop corn! Get your pop corn here! Make sure to tell me if you don't want cream on the popcorn. :devil:

I brought my own refreshments........you on the other hand are about to become the refreshment. ;)

Mwah! :kiss:
 
NO, thanks for asking.
And where is this impartial observer?

I am however accepting examples...with my penis as the educational tool. :D

Dude, I have years of experience in acting as an impartial independent observer................none of it involved a vampire cock but I think my skills are transferable :D

and referring to yourself as a tool is a bad thing in Ireland :p
 
I do believe I'll sit back and watch this play out. Honey, you get yourself in the oddest situations........

I would bring some popcorn, but personally I hate the stuff... *pulling up a chair* this should be interesting. :D

Hey Tek, where's Munky?
 
I would bring some popcorn, but personally I hate the stuff... *pulling up a chair* this should be interesting. :D

Hey Tek, where's Munky?

The munkey is bumping 'Oh The Clicks'......I prefer the show here.....scoot over skank, Tek's about toooooo blooooooooow! :D
 
The munkey is bumping 'Oh The Clicks'......I prefer the show here.....scoot over skank, Tek's about toooooo blooooooooow! :D

and he doesn't want any pointers............prefers to figure it out on his own!!!
 
I brought my own refreshments........you on the other hand are about to become the refreshment. ;)

Mwah! :kiss:
I am rather refreshing, aren't I?
and referring to yourself as a tool is a bad thing in Ireland :p
Well, we're not in Ireland, are we? Also, we're not in Kansas anymore either....

Hey Tek, where's Munky?
I don't own him, he owns me, so heel if I know.

The munkey is bumping 'Oh The Clicks'......I prefer the show here.....scoot over skank, Tek's about toooooo blooooooooow! :D

BOOM! (there, I blew).
 
and he doesn't want any pointers............prefers to figure it out on his own!!!

Flip the switch and he explodes like a volcano huh? Guess I better get a raincoat...

If we three point simultaneously, under a raincoat, in this one chair, do you think we'll be noticed? :) Well, we could always ask SD to get that fucking Popsicle out of her mouth.....it's so distracting.....oh! Wait! She could use that as her pointer.....:D
 
Oh...hold on, lemme go find him...Corbs where's your daddy ;)

ROFL.........Daddy's changing his 'motor oil'..........we all know how much he likes to lube his camshafts....I'll go check the 'motor mount' and see if he can fire a 'piston' and come 'clean up' for the show.
 
Well, we're not in Ireland, are we? Also, we're not in Kansas anymore either....

I'm in Ireland, you're currently residing in my laptop so you're also in Ireland.............and you just called yourself a tool - hehehe :D

If we three point simultaneously, under a raincoat, in this one chair, do you think we'll be noticed? :) Well, we could always ask SD to get that fucking Popsicle out of her mouth.....it's so distracting.....oh! Wait! She could use that as her pointer.....:D

OK, SD has a pointer, what can we use?

Does this get me points for the making a thread competition?!
In this instance, points will be given for technique, deductions include time faults and biting unless biting is requested :devil:
 
The reactions to this poll would seem to indicate that I don't need to blow my own horn.....
 
ROFL.........Daddy's changing his 'motor oil'..........we all know how much he likes to lube his camshafts....I'll go check the 'motor mount' and see if he can fire a 'piston' and come 'clean up' for the show.

Will he arrive in a vampire cape and fangs??
 
If we three point simultaneously, under a raincoat, in this one chair, do you think we'll be noticed? :) Well, we could always ask SD to get that fucking Popsicle out of her mouth.....it's so distracting.....oh! Wait! She could use that as her pointer.....:D

Cutie, wth are you talking about?
 
ROFL.........Daddy's changing his 'motor oil'..........we all know how much he likes to lube his camshafts....I'll go check the 'motor mount' and see if he can fire a 'piston' and come 'clean up' for the show.

Good deal :D Couldn't resist PM'ing him tho...I'm sure Tek has plenty of stamina :devil:

As long as you don't get RyanBlack. I'll never hear the end of it then.

Sorry Tek, just couldn't let you off that easy.
 
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