Seeking distance online sub for SSD

[the captians wench]

Makes you wonder about that "green tea" too, doesn't it?

This really shouldn't have made me think of sucking cock, but it did.

Read the line, and instant mental picture of me with a prick in my mouth.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Gosh, do they wear hats? Handicuffs seem appropriate, I think.

That could be a niche market. BDSM friendly golf courses. I wonder if that means that subs are the Caddys?

We wear truesub underoos...didn't you receive yours after you took the secret pledge?

There are true sub underoos? I never read the small print on the contract I just signed and never knew. I wonder if my pair was lost in the post?

 

[FurryFury]

Safe, Sane, Um, what comes next?

Random thought: Matcha Green Tea Frappe.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Clearly we have now located the individual that infected our dear chinese food waiter.

Must be a bad cold too. The OP never came back.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Must be a bad cold too. The OP never came back.

Well, it certainly seems like a bit of a cold shoulder.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Well, it certainly seems like a bit of a cold shoulder.

Even so, it's worth returning to any thread you post in, just to look at those shoes.

 

[StrayKat]

So, anyone figured out what SSD is?

 

[midwestyankee]

So, anyone figured out what SSD is?

Safe Sane and Demented

Supersonic Dilettantism

Semi-Structured Discipline

Sorry Stupid Douchebags

Strawberry Stuffed Doughnuts

Strong Silent Dildoes

 

[StrayKat]

Safe Sane and Demented

Supersonic Dilettantism

Semi-Structured Discipline

Sorry Stupid Douchebags

Strawberry Stuffed Doughnuts

Strong Silent Dildoes

Do I have to pick one or can have them all?

 

[midwestyankee]

Do I have to pick one or can have them all?

Pick one or take them all - the price is the same either way.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Pick one or take them all - the price is the same either way.

Stupendously Super Deal you are offering you Smooth Sound Dealer you.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

So, anyone figured out what SSD is?

Strong Silent Dom

Sweet Sexy Dom

Sugary Sweet Dom

Sexy Shirtless Dom

Now this could be a fun game

 

[StrayKat]

Pick one or take them all - the price is the same either way.

Wonder if calories differ...

Oh no there goes another batch.
Can I have the Sexy Shirtless Dom pretty please?

 

[Loverskitten]

It's too sweet in here .... Super Stinky Dingleberries, Stinky Skunk Dick, Short Stubby Dick, Salmon Stock Douche?

 

[the captians wench]

Wonder if calories differ...

Oh no there goes another batch.
Can I have the Sexy Shirtless Dom pretty please?

I prefer the Sexy Suit-wearing Dom myself.

 

[StrayKat]

I prefer the Sexy Suit-wearing Dom myself.

Cant help it, I am the female version of those guys who ask nude pics Kitten was complaining about

 

[His_pet_slut]

Hello! Everyone knows that SSD is Sparkly Stiletto Dance.

 

[midwestyankee]

Hello! Everyone knows that SSD is Sparkly Stiletto Dance.

Are you sure?

I've been thinking it might stand for Slippery Sucking Diva.

 

[His_pet_slut]

Are you sure?

I've been thinking it might stand for Slippery Sucking Diva.

I may resemble that remark.

 

[YourCaptor]

Safe, Sane, & Derp