Seeking female writers

[EmilyMiller]

I really hope that the OP appreciates all of this.

But enough for now.

I’m all blonded out.

Em

 

[ElectricBlue]

I really hope that the OP appreciates all of this.

But enough for now.

I’m all blonded out.

Em

Here's a word, Em: incorrigible .

 

[gunhilltrain]

Well that has my pussy juices well and truly running. The only problem is women are constitutionally unable to string… oh now what was I talking about again? Silly me, I get so confounded by all this intellectual guy talk.

Em

The funny thing is that he was trying to get out of one mistake and then he dug a new, deeper hole for himself.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Well gee...thanks for the encouragement. Here I was under the impression Literotica was for everyone, not just ya'll gurus and such. Unbeknownst to you, I've had quite a few women respond favorably to me writing. I just came to this site to see if any female might be interested in working together, possibly assisting them with getting started, as well as to possibly identify a woman that could string together more than two sentences or might be willing to try. Sorry to invade your space. I certainly wont make that mistake again.

I'll try a conciliatory gesture. Keith was not trying to discourage you, nor was he saying that Literotica was not for you nor anybody else. He was giving you advice about a specific issue.

One question I do have: if you've had women respond to your writing favorably, why wouldn't one of them give you the assistance you say you are seeking?

 

[EmilyMiller]

That word is far too difficult for my feeble female brain to understand.

I think it means like undateable.

Ill and must sleep!

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

Oh you guys.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Oh you guys.

I was [am] sick. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it .

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

I was [am] sick. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it .

Em

Two tablespoons of lemon juice, a tablespoon of sugar, two tots of decent brandy and enough boiling water to make it hot but drinkable. 100% tart juice and will sort you right out! I swear by it whenever I've got any sort of sinus nonsense going on.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I have no excuse and I hope you feel better Em

Thanks. Just an annoying respiratory infection. I get one or two most winters. Have some antibiotics.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Two tablespoons of lemon juice, a tablespoon of sugar, two tots of decent brandy and enough boiling water to make it hot but drinkable. 100% tart juice and will sort you right out! I swear by it whenever I've got any sort of sinus nonsense going on.

I do that. But I use honey and steal his scotch. Can’t stand the stuff by itself, but good for medicinal purposes.

Em

 

[gunhilltrain]

Thanks. Just an annoying respiratory infection. I get one or two most winters. Have some antibiotics.

Em

It took three visits to two different doctors to get rid of my bronchitis. A combination of Amoxicillin, Prednisone, and cough medicine worked. Okay, thread drift, but I can blame it on Jackhawk.

 

[EmilyMiller]

It took three visits to two different doctors to get rid of my bronchitis. A combination of Amoxicillin, Prednisone, and cough medicine worked. Okay, thread drift, but I can blame it on Jackhawk.

I have doxycycline at home as part of my emergency kit, plus prednisolone (what prednisone gets turned into). They tend not to mess around with me. I was in hospital quite a bit as a kid. I’ve had pneumonia twice and pleurisy once. Bronchitis? I have no idea, lots of times.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

I also have a new avatar thanks to this thread. Doesn’t she look distinguished? I call her Writer Em. Doesn’t she demand to be taken seriously?

Em

PS I do wear glasses for computer work and sometimes reading IRL, but my Lindbergs are a bit less severe.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

I also have a new avatar thanks to this thread. Doesn’t she look distinguished? I call her Writer Em. Doesn’t she demand to be taken seriously?

Em

PS I do wear glasses for computer work and sometimes reading IRL, but my Lindbergs are a bit less severe (not the exact model, but close below):

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You look so nerdy now, that I am totally believing you can string two sentences together

 

[EmilyMiller]

You look so nerdy now, that I am totally believing you can string two sentences together

I wish I still had a white coat from my lab days .

Em

 

[Zootonius]

I just dont have the mind to place myself in the female role/character. Too much testosterone I guess!

As a man, this makes me cringe. If he can't empathize with a woman, I feel sorry for any women in his life.

 

[EmilyMiller]

As a man, this makes me cringe. If he can't empathize with a woman, I feel sorry for any women in his life.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Also from my time in London:

Em

 

[ElectricBlue]

As a man, this makes me cringe. If he can't empathize with a woman, I feel sorry for any women in his life.

I suspect the main thing in his life is the throbbing four stroke V twin he rides. I'm sure he thought the idea of tough biker romance would have the ladies running (sliding) to get to all that macho testosterone, whereas probably he'd do better in GM. But there you are, a missed opportunity.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I suspect the main thing in his life is the throbbing four stroke V twin he rides. I'm sure he thought the idea of tough biker romance would have the ladies running (sliding) to get to all that macho testosterone, whereas probably he'd do better in GM. But there you are, a missed opportunity.

He seems to have ridden his “stallion” off into the sunset. Not a single post since he tried to rip KeithD a new one.. Sad I suppose really.

Em

 

[Zootonius]

He seems to have ridden his “stallion” off into the sunset. Not a single post since he tried to rip KeithD a new one.. Sad I suppose really.

Em

I think, Emily, you sent him off looking for his shrunken ego.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I think, Emily, you sent him off looking for his shrunken ego.

Shrunken something maybe

 

[onehitwanda]

I suspect the main thing in his life is the throbbing four stroke V twin he rides. I'm sure he thought the idea of tough biker romance would have the ladies running (sliding) to get to all that macho testosterone, whereas probably he'd do better in GM. But there you are, a missed opportunity.

Hello? 999? Yes. I need to report a murder.

 

[ElectricBlue]

He seems to have ridden his “stallion” off into the sunset. Not a single post since he tried to rip KeithD a new one.. Sad I suppose really.

Em

I think it's time for you to change your account name, Em.

EmilyMillerDomme has a certain ring to it, don't you think? Keep the glasses, obviously, and look severe .

 

[Zootonius]

I think it's time for you to change your account name, Em.

EmilyMillerDomme has a certain ring to it, don't you think? Keep the glasses, obviously, and look severe .

The lyrics from a Heart song came to mind

If looks could kill
You'd be lying on the floor
You'd be begging me please please
Baby don't hurt me no more
If looks could kill
You'd be reeling from the pain...