Senior Disability Dating

[LupusDei]

maybe he is trying to install a cool wine cellar- when he breaks through the existing wall, he discovers a void that links to the river/archeology dig?

Yes. How I was imagined it to be set up, that could very likely be how he breaks the back wall of the cave originally, yes. Or whatever else renovation work.

Only it's not an active dig (that would be... a bit unfortunate, disruptive, and a whole different dynamic anyway, even if could lead to something in a way even a car crash could) but an enclosed space undisturbed for millennia he then appropriates.

I proposed him to try painting for a hook of what they could discuss at length with his uninvited guest, but that's nowhere crucial. Maybe it is nothing more than a wine cellar for him indeed. The other entrance he either didn't know about (not realizing the underwater connection even existed), disregarded as inaccessible for possible human-class intruders, or even didn't care either way for the location possibly being so remote.

The girl (in the sense 50+ is a girl too, if desirable) arriving in the general area with the unrelated (at least up to that point) dig, likely unknown to him until then, enter the space from the other side with some difficulty (and I stripped her naked for my like to met nude girls randomly, and how finding one in the cellar could be fun) at possibly a significantly later date (could be years between those events), to discover the paintings, but timed with him either in the cave or arriving shortly after, in what would be rather routine visit to the space for him for whatever reason.

Despite her nudity, or even because of it in equal measure, that first contact need not and very very unlikely become close and physical, but still a hook for the place to become temple for two eventually. It also informs a probable reluctance for her to immediately report back the exciting new discovery for the slight embarrassment of the detailed circumstances of it (trespassing into someone's wine cellar in the nude). She may or may not eventually drag the whole team in, likely she does at some point, with all sorts of further branching possibilities if so desired.

While basically straight forward romance in it's core, growing from simple premise of hooking the girl to a special interest point on the guy's property, the inevitable special incidence bullshit talk between them would need some serious research into specifics of that hook, likely. Someone seriously into that field could see it the whole other way around, the freak event and sexual tension just as decoration for the otherwise possibly dry discussion.

But taking renewed homage to the topic title, the guy could set up a tourist destination afterwards.

 

[LupusDei]

Someone seriously into that field could see it the whole other way around, the freak event and sexual tension just as decoration for the otherwise possibly dry discussion.

But taking renewed homage to the topic title, the guy could set up a tourist destination afterwards.

Of course we don't need to be so fucking serious at all, we may declare comical intent, play loose and dirty and run with it (although good comedy is the highest and hardest of arts necessitating strong knowledge of sources anyway).

Paleolithic porn does exist, or at least what we identify of it, in form of so called "fertility amulets" -- tiny to small figures depicting obscenely corpulent human female bodies, sometimes with grossly exaggerated genitals. There's absolutely no reason why cave painting porn doesn't exist, even if I'm not currently aware of any such examples, it might be random luck or prudishness of some people, and even if there's indeed none known (what I'm honestly doubt) nothing says we can't discover just that within a story, or even fake some. Yup, to make him depict radically different fantasy hunt could be a good reason to make our modern caveman to try and paint, good enough to fool the intern.

From there on we can open a temple of sexual luck.

The guy may even seriously fall for his own con, he summoned the girl and she appeared, out of nowhere in his cellar no less. That she can explain how it happened doesn't matter, all real magic is mundane from a different viewpoint. Or instead, he may inadvertently convince her...

 

[sirhugs]

Of course we don't need to be so fucking serious at all, we may declare comical intent, play loose and dirty and run with it (although good comedy is the highest and hardest of arts necessitating strong knowledge of sources anyway).

Paleolithic porn does exist, or at least what we identify of it, in form of so called "fertility amulets" -- tiny to small figures depicting obscenely corpulent human female bodies, sometimes with grossly exaggerated genitals. There's absolutely no reason why cave painting porn doesn't exist, even if I'm not currently aware of any such examples, it might be random luck or prudishness of some people, and even if there's indeed none known (what I'm honestly doubt) nothing says we can't discover just that within a story, or even fake some. Yup, to make him depict radically different fantasy hunt could be a good reason to make our modern caveman to try and paint, good enough to fool the intern.

From there on we can open a temple of sexual luck.

The guy may even seriously fall for his own con, he summoned the girl and she appeared, out of nowhere in his cellar no less. That she can explain how it happened doesn't matter, all real magic is mundane from a different viewpoint. Or instead, he may inadvertently convince her...

mybe the palentologist or spelunker who discovered the porn pics kept them secret for him/herself, and maybe a select group of acolytes who attend to conduct fertility rituals ?

 

[LupusDei]

maybe a select group of acolytes who attend to conduct fertility rituals ?

Yup, that was my exact thinking about how to get back from this deep dive to the surface of "senior disability dating."

Start a minor cult with a hidden holy place maybe complete with supposedly rejuvenating spring pool. One twist might be, that it works, or appear to, at least in certain sense; if not in flesh then in spirit.

ETA: the story itself then can even be detached from the above making that the origin story of the "temple" one new acolyte join on invitation or otherwise. Cut to the bones it basically turns out to be semi-closed swinger's club with a targeting twist, and all the bullshit just struts up the premise.

 

[subbywannabe]

I know I already bored you with a thread on ostomate sex, but a lot of people want more stories in the Mature category.
How about someone organizes a singles service for seniorrs, with a twist - it is focused on seniors with disabilities*.
Of course, they attract some able bodied groupies as well.

*in my conception, I was originally picturing things like ostomies , or cerebral paldy, because that is me, but I suppose it could extend to wheelchairs and walkers too. **

**the winner of the wheelchair race gets a gumjob as a prize?

I am pretty new to this and I feel confused right now. I'm a 71-year-old disabled senior, emphysema Ed and I'm an amputee and kinky. Now what?

 

[sirhugs]

I am pretty new to this and I feel confused right now. I'm a 71-year-old disabled senior, emphysema Ed and I'm an amputee and kinky. Now what?

do you have a sex fantasy that might make good story?

 

[gunhilltrain]

maybe he is trying to install a cool wine cellar- when he breaks through the existing wall, he discovers a void that links to the river/archeology dig?

I have considered a story about the invention of wine during the Neolithic period about 12,000 years ago. It could take place just about anywhere - Mesopotamia, it doesn't matter. Some guy in a village is charged with making grape juice. He accidentally let's a batch ferment, and he gets bawled out by his follow villagers.

While moping around, he tries a sample, and finds it's better than expected. After a while, he's pretty wasted, and he gets some other guy - initially quite skeptical about it - to try it too. Later, one of the village girls walks by and they say, "Hey, baby, try out this new grape juice we've made." She scoffs at them, "Oh. you guys are all the same." But she agrees to drink some, and a bit later she's sitting there fooling around with the two of them.

Then one of the village elders stops by and is not happy with what he sees. One of them says, "Hey, chief, we've got some great stuff here; give it a taste." Thus, he does drink some too.

Thus, the birth of Drunk History.

 

[Carnevil9]

I have considered a story about the invention of wine during the Neolithic period about 12,000 years ago......
Thus, the birth of Drunk History.

I like it. I have no doubt the history of booze and the history of sex are inextricably intertwined.

 

[sirhugs]

I like it. I have no doubt the history of booze and the history of sex are inextricably intertwined.

and the history of porn, starting with cave painting porn?

 

[gunhilltrain]

I like it. I have no doubt the history of booze and the history of sex are inextricably intertwined.

I guess wine is the oldest; I know it's mentioned in the Bible, while hard liquor is not (any Biblical scholars here?). I believe the ancient Egyptians brewed beer too.

I'm guessing that the first discoveries were accidental as described above. How would one know what alcohol was if one has never seen it (or tasted it)?

 

[LupusDei]

I guess wine is the oldest; I know it's mentioned in the Bible, while hard liquor is not (any Biblical scholars here?). I believe the ancient Egyptians brewed beer too.

I'm guessing that the first discoveries were accidental as described above. How would one know what alcohol was if one has never seen it (or tasted it)?

Even elephants intentionally brew alchohol (and then go demolish human settlements while drunk).

Other animals may take advantage of spoiled fruits as well, more accidentally/opportunistically.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Even elephants intentionally brew alchohol (and then go demolish human settlements while drunk).

Other animals may take advantage of spoiled fruits as well, more accidentally/opportunistically.

Okay, you got me again. How do elephants intentionally make alcohol?

 

[LupusDei]

Okay, you got me again. How do elephants intentionally make alcohol?

By dropping and stomping certain fruits in a wisely choosen hole in the ground and letting it brew. Almost exactly how wine is made, only they preferred larger fruit if I recall it right.

 

[Carnevil9]

I guess wine is the oldest; I know it's mentioned in the Bible, while hard liquor is not (any Biblical scholars here?). I believe the ancient Egyptians brewed beer too.

I'm guessing that the first discoveries were accidental as described above. How would one know what alcohol was if one has never seen it (or tasted it)?

Alcohol is produced by yeast, but the yeast dies out when the alcohol reaches a certain level. That gets you beer and wine.

To get hard liquor, you have to remove some of the water (upping the alcohol content), and that takes a modicum of technology. Distilling wasn't invented until the late middle ages, I believe. But earlier than that, wine was "fortified" buy putting it outside in the winter, letting the water content freeze into ice, and then picking it out.

 

[sirhugs]

is any of this veer bck to giving us a Story Idea?
fascinating as it is, it is not yet distilling into a plot bunny.

 

[gunhilltrain]

is any of this veer bck to giving us a Story Idea?
fascinating as it is, it is not yet distilling into a plot bunny.

I thought the invention of alcohol and it's connection to sex - let's say 12,000 years ago in that village - was a plot bunny. I'm not sure I'll ever write it, but one never knows. So far 1911 - 111 years ago - is about as far back as I've ever gone with a story.

 

[Carnevil9]

is any of this veer bck to giving us a Story Idea?
fascinating as it is, it is not yet distilling into a plot bunny.

ANYTHING can be a story idea. You never know what will get the creative (and organic) juices flowing. That's why this is my favorite forum on this message board.

 

[sirhugs]

ANYTHING can be a story idea. You never know what will get the creative (and organic) juices flowing. That's why this is my favorite forum on this message board.

ad here I thought it was because we have lots of parking for your klown kar.

 

[muscularcowboy797979]

I know I already bored you with a thread on ostomate sex, but a lot of people want more stories in the Mature category.
How about someone organizes a singles service for seniorrs, with a twist - it is focused on seniors with disabilities*.
Of course, they attract some able bodied groupies as well.

*in my conception, I was originally picturing things like ostomies , or cerebral paldy, because that is me, but I suppose it could extend to wheelchairs and walkers too. **

**the winner of the wheelchair race gets a gumjob as a prize?

HOT idea buddy! Love it.

 

[Filipinawife]

HOT idea buddy! Love it.

I dated a guy who was wheelchair bound, nice guy, very independent